One chance in life

>one chance in life
>born in post soviet country with population less than 3mil

Just nuke us

don't hang yourself

>ywn live a NEET life in a small Lithuanian village and marry your cousin

It could have been much worse, bro.

Oh no! I live in Europe! The humanity!

Where did all the Lithuanians go? They're huge in EU 4

Be glad you don't live in a huge clusterfuck collectivist society like China.

Want into one with 140mil?

There were never a lot of lithuanians throughout history. During GDL times(thing you are refering to) lithuanians were the minority, we just knew how to rule other peasants.

Can I have a cute anime addicted Lithuanian twink bf?

Why didn't you just move here like the rest of your compatriots

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If you don't like it we could take it?

Hm. Idk it's one of the great powers at the start of the game with rights of man. Really fucking triggers me desu

Why don't you team up with the poles again?

France has higher % of inbreeding, youll find more luck at home.

The feeling is like winning silver medal in life. Almost but not good enough to be golden...

sorry, im not a pedofile.

I invasion Lithuanians to look like that plans meme guy desu

Invision* polish*

What's wrong, comrade? Wanna add these three millions of yours to the motherland again? Just ask for it, desu :^)

(((They))) dont want us to be united. A hidden hand is blocking us. You know what i mean? The same goes for almost all of eastern europe.

Hmm, something is not right with russians.

Why not move to Estonia?

KEKS
Kaliningrad will grow

That's not true though. Unless you like chimp out and invade Denmark no one in the real world gives a fuck

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>Why not move to Estonia?
we're full

lmao visit roach-infested "beautiful" Western Europe one day and you'll be glad you live in a country no one wants to have a life-long vacation in

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I didn't know colombia was a soviet nation?

we're literally better off than the West, so wsup

>tfw swede, rich and 6'3

Feels good, mang.

> we're full
>bigger than the Netherlands
>1 mln population

Still too many people desu

Last I checked, you guys were similar to us, but with more nuclear reactors and yellow smog.

>3mil
LA is 3.8 mil and 1mil where I live. Weird to think there are countries that consider cities to be 200k or less.

we're
fucking
full

stay
out

>Nordic-map.jpg
holy shit have we finally achieved nordick status

no
you
're
not

You can work out, go the mass, buy an illegal gun and have a wife, a gf and a lover like any normal men from a developing country.

at least you have basketball and catholicism

join me, my son. Together we will rule the galaxy.