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cara
lesbo needs a good dicking
> New regulations that any new trains from this point no longer have to have yellow front ends.
broken britain
Mercedes are 'sheed as fuck lmao
Get some taste, good god.
emily
>here are your urinals bro
Gonna wank soon before bed
Pls post fit birds I can wank to
its alright
FUCK white people
>Age
>Salary
Post 'em
>24
>32k + 2-4k bonus
when did the salted caramel meme start?
>just got in from work
>work tomorrow
travelling
what do you?
lads
I actually got me a halfbrit halfswede bf. it habbened.
Pics
the gf
FOB
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zero compensation
Full time NEET breh
>26
>19,000
ironically live in the top 5 most expensive towns in the UK too
I'm here now lads. How's it foing?
I don't know but it's fucking rancid and unnecessary
Whomsoever declared it in must in turn be cast out
CUTE
gf sent me this???
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20k
:3
Going to a live music act in a club next week and I'm feeling very nervous because it will be the 2nd time I've ever gone on a "night out" in my life.
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32k + bonus
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wish i was a fucking roadman lads
need to move out of surrey
loser
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im a student
24
£45k
haha yeah
*walk in toilet*
*see the welcoming sight of the Armitage Shanks signature on the crisp, white porcelain*
aaaah...
nah but he admits to being autistic and he's pretty cute and the dick is like perfect size, about 17 cm
now I won't have to whine about >tfw no brit bf here anymore
>21
>16k
fuck off no one cares
t. 24, 50k a year c# developer
reminder that /brit/ is a strictly anti-gym general
20
£33k
Finance, Comp Sci or Corporate Law?
Women are superior over men because they don't have cocks which are obviously gross and stupid.
>20
>32k
>struggle to pay rent and bills
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31
need someone to clean out my arse
Don't drink anything outside of my house so I don't need to use the toilet so nobody can see my willy as I fail to pee at the urinal
feminine peen > sarlacc pit
>cocks which are obviously gross and stupid.
not what the missus says when she's slobbering on mine 2bh
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>ywn be a 62 year old stella swigging white lad churning out bangers
reminder that /brit/ is a strictly anti-german general
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£49k
And then they EAT da poopoo
pissing at half time at footy games is scary lads
eating my chicken bacon pesto pasta lads
its really dark in here lads :3
*genuinely just takes a fucking shit on your head*
Do they serve beer at football matches? Never see premier league crowds drinking
Willy willy willy willy willy. Willy willy willy willy. Willy willy willy willy willy willy willy willy willy willy. Willy willy. Willy.
sounds tasty
25
£66k
find it hard to comprehend that i've never been on a date but the 19yo new girl at work is surely on double figures for lads shagged, despite her innocent appearance. she's almost certainly tickled bellends and scrotums with her tongue, had cum dribbling down her chin and out of her fanny countless times already. just can't deal with that. there's a whole world of filth i'll never be part of.
hahahahaha
utter slut
Sheffield or Leeds
smoke weed everyday
gonna do an unironic go to bed after i've eaten my dindins
they do in the concourse but you're not allowed to take it up to the stands
everyone just gets leathered in the pub beforehand
thats not ding dong merrily on high
Right, going to close my eyes and count to 10 and if one of you isn't on your knees noshing on my cock then there's going to be fucking trouble.
yes but you can't drink in your seat
what does that mean?
Yes but you're not allowed to take it into the stands, so you wouldn't see it on TV.
People tend to drink at pubs before and after.
Repeat these words to my face
are you NOT on double figures?
why are underage posters allowed here
Got an american gf
do i move to america or not
Shan't be believing this
Not allowed to take it in as far as I'm aware
You can at rugby matches though
kicked the ol' think-tank into overdrive
2 best cities of the north in my humble southern opinion
would go with sheff though
transferring large amounts of bitcoins
was at wembley and went to piss at halftime and people were queuing for cubicles and each person went in and pissed with the door open in full view of everyone
didn't enjoy that because my willy dribbles piss for ages
utter
slut
Single men who visit or move to Thailand alone are all sex offenders. Absolutely no exceptions.
10x nicer than here unless you live in some nice part of surrey
you can request my payslip and i'll get back to you within 5 working days if you wish
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15k + tip
>tfw I could buy a rather nice house if I'd sat on those bitcoins from years ago
RRREEEEEEE
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fuck off nonce
>tfw no innocent, uncorrupted brit fuccboi gf (male) to show the whole world of filth
take the metalpill lads
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>his company doesn't use electronic payslips
povvo
speaking of which, how's your old man enjoying Bangkok?
*in obnoxious imitation voice*
ER YETH THEY DOOO BUT YOU CARNT TAKE IT INTO DE THTANDS MATE OK
>inb4 someone says they're under 18
>was at wembley
for what
i attened the 2010 fa cup semi final (aston villa vs chelsea)
When you are a bad boy in school.
On 80k in central Barnsley and struggling to keep the lights on.
Android are patching fake GPS
No more matching with chink slags
earn 14k in cornwall and live like a king
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£8/hr desu