You accidentally heard how your parents are discussing whether it's worth buy you a hooker

>you accidentally heard how your parents are discussing whether it's worth buy you a hooker
Fuck. Even parents think i'm pathetic.

Why?
You can't pick up a girl or do you just like the D.

I wish my parents would buy me a hooker

I don't know what is D.

just fuck your mom

Your parents are cool user.

jee, what a loser

honor your balls, OP

why can't you get a bitch to fuck by yourself? I'm not even talking about a gf

why did you post this here?

B-but mom, I already have a waifu, you know it!

But to be serious, if you'll accept it, your parents will only confirm that you needed it.
I'd recommend simply living the life that you enjoy and don't ruin your reputation in the family by accepting the hooker.

Dick.

I not popular between girls
Don't know, seriously

last thing I got was cooking class
I mean, in a roundabout way, I guess...

No, i'm not

I asked if you liked men.
Sorry for using slang.

You can't get a girl?
How does that happen.

never had sex before?

Why do you ask? Wanna do something about it, am I right? ;)

actual autism or another retardation. that kind of stuff doesn't turn on women.

Just do what the americans do and find a fat ugly girl to fuck

Yes, but it ok i think

see, there's your problem

Are you the same user that had his mom set him up on a date, by using your picture on tinder?

No, but i remember that thread

So you don't wanna get laid but you aren't gay either?
I guess that's fine but why don't you want to get a Girlfriend?

why would he get a gf if it's not for the sex? i don't quite understand?

Hey, don't say that! Y-you're not a problem, babe. Wanna come tonight? ;)

But what's the point? If the girl is unattractive then you don't even enjoy being with her. It's not a question of principle, I'm sure OP is not that desperate.

Mine started to ask me if there are girls in Uni that I like.
I just tell them No.
They don't know that I am gay (still virgin though)
That's far worth OP

I mean, its hard man (not OP)

because i'm not popular between girls, and getting gf in RF not that easy. At least they (girls) much prettier how there says.

How old are you?

> (OP)
21

You don't want a fat ugly girl?

who exactly wants that?

I wish I had parents that cared so much Ivan.

But i'm not fat and not ugly, so no.
I know that they do their best, but it's gross sometimes

Well if you are so ugly or unlikeable that average or pretty girls don't want you, you can go for a fat or ugly girl, a prostitute, or die a virgin

P.S. probably don't ugly

You can get a girl?
How does that happen.