Shitposting thread

shitposting thread

you heard right

shitpost as hard as you can desu

hi every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up spork my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me _… i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!!
DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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If i hit my mother, my mother would hit me, because im not supposed to hit my mother

Then my mother would hit herself, because no one hits her son

then i would hit my mother, because no one hits my mother

then my mother would hit me, because im not supposed to hit my mother

my mother would hit me, because im not supposed to hit my mother

Then my mother would hit herself, because no one hits her son

then i would hit my mother, because no one hits my mother

then my mother would hit me, because im not supposed to hit my mother

Holy shit.

This, right here? This is autism. Not Sup Forums "lel autistic XDD" autism, no. This is legitimate, medical-grade autism. This is what mothers everywhere fear when they find out they're pregnant. This is what gets put up for adoption because parents "aren't ready for this type of responsibility". This is what Midwest American idiots think comes as a result of vaccination. This is what kills families. This is what kids think of when they hear "slow". This is fucking autism. You are so fucking retarded.

I can't believe you bring this shit in here again and again and again. You listen here you underaged, shit-dicked little cum-guzzler: THIS. ISN'T. FUNNY. It's not cute or charming or something that gives people a smile, it's a waste of time, a waste of space, and an eyesore. You make me worry, really really worry about the state of my generation, where the hell is our world gonna go if it's run by shit-stained cuntminds like you that have NO originality and NO creative drive AT ALL? You contribute nothing at all to this board, nothing at all to your fellow peers. You are worse than a dumbass, my asinine little friend, you are a black hole of faggotry and stupidity. You suck in the people around you and corrupt them with your cancerous posts. Your very existence is robbing this world of all things good. Leave this place, sell your computer, and give the money to someone with brains who can wisely use it.

I am legitimately mad right now.

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I will be there in a few days and I don't know if you want to be a good day and I don't know if you want to be a good day at work and save your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your

I have no idea what to do it though and I don't know if you want to be a good day at work and save your money back and forth slowly when I was intp then intj then estj then esfp to to feel like a lifetime ago when rwj made these negroes semi-famous to be a good day at work and save your money back and forth slowly when I was intp then intj then estj then esfp to to feel like a lifetime ago when rwj made these negroes semi-famous to be a good day at work and save your money back and forth slowly when I was intp then intj then estj then esfp to to feel like a lifetime ago when rwj made these negroes semi-famous to be a good day at work and save your money back and forth slowly when I was intp then intj then estj then esfp to to feel like a lifetime ago when rwj made these negroes semi-famous to be a good day at work and save your money back and forth slowly when I was intp then intj then estj then esfp to to feel like a lifetime

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My balls are sweaty, knees weak, she wasn't ready. There's vomit on my cock already. Your mom's spaghetti. She's nervous, and on the surface she looks like she's regretting, getting cummed on and she keeps on forgetting that I don't clown, I will pound into your mouth. Go all the way down until my seed all comes out...

Haha rofl. Newfag

shitposting is not allowed. I'm an oldfag and I've been here since 2002 everyday and i've never seen this kind of degeneracy. You are literally worse than hitler. yes, LITERALLY ! ! !

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well you're just not even trying

weak

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I'd rip the skin from her face exposing raw skull and cranium. Then, I would wet a hand towel, wind it up into a whip, and proceed to whipping her bare, skinless skull while she attempts to lick peanut butter from the tip of her nasal cartilage.

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M A S T E R F U L

wOAh guys, we have a real problem on our hands. People actually say the word n**ger. Like, oh my goooooood how can people be so racist??!! like, who do people think they are saying a word like that to black people? There are people still alive who were SLAVES!!! Reply to this post or you will never have a girlfriend.

gUYS, Sup Forums IS SHITT nowwww >:L, remember teh G00d old days in 2013 where 3very0n3 was NICE TO eachother and we WEre all a BIG HAPPY FAMILY:DDDD and we would talk ABOUT mEmEs from iFunny LOLOL and we were all enJOYING ourselves, not LIKE :( all :( the :( hate :( towards :( jews :( and :( black people :( like, i can't even. please Sup Forums get a hold 0f YOURs3lf :DDD okay???

@725821876
Hey guys I'm new mind showing me around?

sure user we'll even teach you how to meymey and redtext stories XDDDDDDDD

>redtext
the fuck?

yeah lol theyre so fuuunnnny lolololololololololol #tumblr #2003 #oldfag XD

@725825475
Nice meme arrows
>I can do it too

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