/nzg/ - New Zealand General: Honourary Irish Edition

/nzg/ - New Zealand General: Honourary Irish Edition

Why are IDs even gone?

You really are a bunch of dog killing cunts aren't you. Fuck Jew zealand

>Christchurch

Today is my sons birthday. He will be an alcoholic because of his birthday being St Paddys. Fuck.

How old is your wife's son today?

Dunners reporting.

Waiting around to see if it's gonna rain. What are you doing for St Paddy's, user?
At least you got double dubs and have accepted his fate. And a slab of whatever his preferred brew ends up being is a fine gift.

>lelelelleel he has a child therefore he must be a cuck
Nope, you're just a faggot. Also he's 4.
I'm gonna get him into the Guinness to really complete the meme.

Kekt

I'm lonely :(

>born too late to explore earth
>born too early to explore space
BUT RIGHT ON TIME TO BE MOULDED INTO A LIVING MEME WOOOOOO

I'm hungry. Bring me some food and some weed and I will touch your penis.

Me too. Let's hang out.

Bro, we'll be in space soon. They reckon the first children to live to be 1000 were already born 5 years ago. He could be a living meme for a long time. A living meme in SPAAAAAAACE.

One cannot simply meme into space

But some of us are born into the dream space meme team

says you

Anyone tried this chili and lime L&P? It's pretty nice.

No idea that existed I tried their sour when it was out and it tasted horrid.

Sounds like the most piss awful thing in existence

It's good. Has a tangy citrus taste then a hot afterburn in your throat. Great if you like spicy food.

Where are you from

RIP in peace Grizz :(

Dunedin here

Jizz for Grizz

O-oh

Thousands, if not millions of dogs are killed each day and this one cocksucking motherwoofer gets special treatment cuz he decided to run across an operational runway and abandon his position of responsibility. Fucking stupid bitch

Fuck up, edgey little cunt

Where are you, baby boy?

>Weed in Tauranga?

Chch :)

Whos going to armageddon dunedin tomorrow

I will probably be watching a bull breed my wife if tomorrow is going to be just like any other Saturday

Lol ghey

Evening faggots, anybody else do anything really stupid today?

hurr durr lets ask you what you did that was silly lol because you will be soo surprised we ask lolol hurr

Oh BTW, countdown online shopping dosent send their invoices as zipped macro enabled doc files.

Hurr durr I opened the bad persons email...

And ransomwared myself

kek

>Ashburton.... Feels bad man

Yep, lesson kids: don't drink and email.

dubs

trips

quads

quints

you may now kys

hawkes bay nudes

bump

hihi

PLEASE MORE

you from hawkes bay?

obviously my dude

have anything to trade for them?

any greens in auckland?
Just moved to auckland to study early this year and idk where to find greens