Let's get this CLEAR once and for all. 37 year old virgin here

Let's get this CLEAR once and for all. 37 year old virgin here.

*** Is it true that a female asshole smell better (due to pheromones) than a male asshole for straight guys? ***

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well, humans don't produce pheromones, so no.

I don't think a female or male asshole has any ability to smell at all.

yes they do

well, humans don't have assholes, so no.

How have you went that many years with out getting any pussy dude damn. I would have gave up and paid for sex or fucked some massive fat chick by now. And to answer your question they can stink sometimes, I just always share a shower before sex just incase. Sometimes don't always work out like that but you won't catch me eating ass or pussy before a shower.

How about you try getting to first base first

well, assholes don't produce humans, so no.

Hows saving yourself for marriage going?

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False, male pheromones are unable to smell assholes

Well, pheromones don't produce male assholes. So no.

Well, straight asshole pheromones can't smell virgin humans, so, yeah I guess.

well, dues don't produce better, so no.

Get this straight, once and for all - only gay pheromones smell assholes, so no.

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they smell like SHIT. literally.

>37 year old virgin here
>VIRGINS NOT ALLOWED TO POST
OP confirmed retarded

well, shits don't produce literal smells, so no.

>Anti-Trump

It's like you're really a libtard cuck.

This. And shit smell is more influenced by what you've eaten and drunk, not what sex you are.

Ive never smelled a man's butthole.

Buddy told me doesn't eat pussy cuz it tastes like shit and I told him "you're taking too big a bite."

It's a fact that attractive people smell good, so if you like a person, you should sniff their butt

But pheromone shits can't smell virgins, so maybe.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg?
Suck his cock.

what's worse than rape?
skullfucking a decomposing child's corpse

Butt pheremones cant melt steel beams

Where would you put black Jews?
The back of the oven.

Straight asshole pheromones can.

what's the difference between a 1969 Chevy Impala and a dead nigger?
I don't have a 1969 Chevy Impala in my garage.

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Difference between a garbanzo and a chickpea?
Donald Trump never had a garbanzo on his face.

Asshole scent has more to do with diet, hormones and digestive enzymes. Females tend to eat better than males and care about their bodies more, so in general females will digest better and have less stank assholes. That doesn't mean in all cases, but if you averaged a large population..

bro, as a general rule women are generally a lot less hygenic than men. Most go days without a shower

Youre a sad edgy troll. Fuck off.