Looking through google maps and found this island not even mapped by google. Someone capture it and call it kekistan.
-23.342479, -134.480357
Looking through google maps and found this island not even mapped by google. Someone capture it and call it kekistan.
-23.342479, -134.480357
have no ideea how
Get a boat from the nearest island and plant a kekistani flag on it.
Maybe i could just swim over there
I cant find it on google maps. It puts me near the island of rikitea
Run an ethernet cable from Australia so you can tell us when you deliver.
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I'm sorry to be "that guy" but it's called Temoe in French Polynesia. They already own it, Google Maps has just decided not to show it except on satellite image. They don't think it's important enough to show like a normal place.
>riketea
Yeah it's right next to Riketea, you just need to put it on satellite.
too bad for you this is actually a private island owned by some french guy. It doesn't have a name, just like most private islands. There are literally thousands like this
>23.342479, -134.480357
Not there, must have been removed
France won't miss it. Just call it Kekistan.
Make sure it's on satellite
use the fuckin google earth
I don't think that's how it works but it's worth a shot
i actually own a private jet. Will do and make a thread on Sup Forums or reddit. no joke.
how do I make the flag?
France doesn't own it, French Polynesia is its own country. But yes, lets call it Kekistan and take over. I want to live there.
Just print a pepe and stick it to a wooden pole. No need to be fancy. Godspeed.
Where are you gonna land on that small small horse shoe of an island?
That's an atoll, not an island
Yeah i guess it'd make a great addition to the Shia meme
literally on water.
Pls don't blame OP. I'm too poor too avoid to fix your private plane when you barrel it into the ocean.
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>or reddit
eat shit
Free Kekistan!!!!
Island/Atoll is called 'Temoe' based on wikipedia article about French Polynesia
build dykes around the island and pump the inland water out!
Kekistan our holyland
We just use fat dykes as dykes. And then use a fags too suck out the water since they are so good at sucking.
How do you own a private jet but not know how to make a flag? Was the jet gifted to you by the government for reparations for all the chromosomes you're burdened with?
Literally a manchild.
great idea. there are plenty to choose from
That's not an island, retard
There's no such thing as a jet powered water plane you faggot.
The stories and information posted here are autistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
wtf are you retarded
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Quit lying, we all know you still live with your mom.
If you're American, you can just claim it as your own under the Guano Islands Act
If you claim it can I live there? I have basic medical, and cook really well.
That's Lazer Island - it's gettin' ready ta fire!
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Cool, thread is still alive. i'm literally going guys. timestamp in a min
OA fag?
>private jet
>picture of a tiny propeller tin can
How do you even get clearance to land on a random tiny island
there's a small man that suffers from an endocrine disorder on each of those islands and they have a little ATC tower made of bamboo and palm fronds