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Zeitgeist edition

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cara

off down the drug dealer, anyone want owt?

cute

wish i did comp sci at uni but didn't not intelligent enough for it

half a g of flake

comp sci is easy

how's /brownGF2017/ going lads?

Just had Subway
was quite nice but I feel bad now
also, the guy making it was a complete sperg and talked way too fast, rather than ask him what he said I just nodded, so I ended up with cheese I didn't want

reminder that unless you're desperately poor, there is no reason to prefer the UK to the US and you'd be much better off doing the same job practically anywhere over there

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America is a shithole

based akko

youtube.com/watch?v=Mw8xjIz9D2k

>tfw you need a masters to go to america

>the showhome paradox
ah yes

don't you need to know languages and maths?

wish i did comp sci but now im stuck on this fucking mechanical engineering course
i dont give a SHIT about machines

poleaboo has come a long way lads

yeah but it's still easy

Don't enjoy any moment of my life. Even when I'm doing something enjoyable or smiling or laughing, I don't really enjoy it. I just smile and laugh because that's what you're supposed to do.

I miss Lia Lor

Shame she retired

>guy making it was a complete sperg
>rather than ask him what he said I just nodded
uh huh

How magical is the new LWA tv series? I haven't watched it yet.

>Don't enjoy any moment of my life. Even when I'm doing something enjoyable or smiling or laughing, I don't really enjoy it. I just smile and laugh because that's what you're supposed to do.

this except too intelligent

the maths in computer science isn't extremely difficult. Learning programming languages is pretty easy tbf

>their brainless girlie noises are cute though, perfect for babestation

HOWLING

It's easy as fuck. There's this cute girl on my course that's a proper fucking mong but even she keeps passing.

not for me

The only area in America I'd move to is the Pacific North West

You couldn't pay me to live anywhere else, especially the South and the East Coast.

America just isn't suited to my temperament. No idea why so many people idolise it.

healing nicely

there's only 2 fuckable girls on my comp sci course

i've fucked one of them so far
going for the other

all the spergs beta orbit them and looked mortified when they found out i'd fucked her

>i dont give a SHIT about machines

but think of all the machines you'll be able to both design and operate

what happen la

Yeah, cool
*walks off to talk to someone else*

are you the lad who fell off his bike?

@72584222
No one cares you boring attention-seeking cunt

someone rubbed into your wound lad

made a song about gay sex lads
youtube.com/watch?v=ryh9rkIRGUs

>all these dismal runts after flash cars

VROOM VRROOOOM I WANT A SPORTS CAR!

very lonely

I earn £15k working as a cashier for Nationwide. Even if I could move to America there's no point. And it's not like most of America looks like the shit you see from The Real Housewifes

gf just confessed to have a rimming fetish

as in she wants to rim me

had a tumour cut out of me
no, not had a bike accident for a while
it's iodine

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FOE (Fuck off Einstein)

hahahah look at this utter fuck up. hahahaha you should kill yourself

jesus christ did you smear shit in it?

There's only 1 cute girl in my Comp Sci class and she's my mate but she has a bf so I can't even shag her even though she implied she'd break up with him for me.

>if only i had a 100k car

Ross Barkley is classed as black on wikipedia because his grandfather was from Nigeria

Pretty weird. Although I had no idea he had black ancestry, he passes well.

im going to end up designing a tiny part of the transmission or differential or some shit for a deano car or something
>operate
fat chance, they dont even let us use the metal lathes or anything. Its a piss take tbqh

>gf
Not one person on here believes you

>you can do it better , just spend more money Lol

also sprawl isn't a characteristic of individual plots. Mong

it bled for a bit the first few days
just scabbed over now

maybe they got a work placement kid to suture it

earn 32k

struggle to pay rent and bills

>gimme a kiss user

That's the image I was asking for yesterday (or the day before)

Would absolutely love to build a house like the bottom two on a plot near my house. It would be perfect. But in Britain the council would probably ban and fine me for not staying in keeping with the other pebble-dash rendered bungalows/terraced housing

what's wrong with that?
you ever rimmed her?

People have gfs lad calm down

ex did that for me once, was a horrible uncomfortable experience

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proofs??

Work as a human pencil sharpener
Make just north of 6 figs

tell her to clean her arse first

They do. Not you though

business idea: anonymised groupchat for autists

oh wait that's fugging /brit/ :DD

Go outside you mong

tell you what lads, the Spanish Civil War would make for an excellent video game

why has nobody made one?

Local working class people have been spotted on social media saying that my dad should be hanged, shot, and/or beaten to a pulp if he dares to show his face on the streets of my hometown again. Fair to say it's NOT a good time to be a member of my family at the moment haha

is that ray williams

don't know how to meet people since i'm a shut in and would love to try sucking a willy

Bone apple teeth!

what's he done?

thomas farage??

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haha

imma buy that new zelda

*unzips*
go on

spill the beans lad

I'd like something similar to the bottom right

like a square bungalow surrounding a central courtyard which would either contain a pool or garden with koi pond depending if I had a backyard or not

ah yes you're the lad with the nonce dad.
your life is like an episode of eastenders. povvo scum.

how big was the fucking tumour jesus

hope ur ok btw x

imagine unironically spending your time creating this image

ah yes

it's always funny how poor people get so upset by paedophiles and scream for blood

Drink driver who killed someone or nonce?

t. nonce

>film july 2012
>election nov 2012
how did mitt romney survive this?

what good are his billions now?

t. nonce

LONG LIVE ROJAVA

FUCK TO THE TÜRK

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love brummie girls

herr biji

I'm not a nonce

I'm just smart enough to know that hanging/torturing paedophiles is a silly idea and anyone who screeches about that is a misinformed runtius maximus who thinks that the justice system should be about revenge rather than rehabilitation

fucking knackered me

leftypol is here

post jawlines lads

I don't know la
I asked to see it after the op but they told me they sent it away for testing

the word he used to describe it was 'sizeable'

Condone this post.

Turkey should be booted from NATO and Istanbul occupied by the UN.