Be me

>be me
>25
>have tiny penis
>meet 10/10 qt
>start going out
>thing start getting serious
>go to my place after a night out
>girl pretty tipsy
> take her shirt off
>stops me and tells me she cant
>born again christian
>tells me she's abstinent
>fuckme.jpg
>continue to date girl and go along with it
>fast foward 2 years, im engaged to girl
>wedding in 2 months
>whispers in my ear other night "i can't wait till you're finally in my guts, user."
>oh shit

How fucked am i Sup Forums?
pic related, is my microdick

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btw enjoy some juicy trap

hire a nigger to fuck her and be a nice cuck

Lol i got u

lol you're mandingo compared to my baby dick

Microdick thread?

sure

>1008*2+1
>marrying a grill without having fucked her even once
this has to be b8

first of all get a hydromax pump. Will do wonders. You wont be 2 inches in a month, but it will help. Do your research. Secondly, if she really is abstinent then she wont notice much. She is probably super tight and terrified of her first time.

but how fucked am i

I think I might be too small for even traps.

I hear they are size queens.

Well at least she'll tell your daughters not to wait and to check a guys' dick out BEFOR marrying him.

Cool story, Sup Forumsro

well you're not the one who's fucked unless you future wife has a dick. She's the one who will have to cope with a ยต-peepee for the rest of her life before god

I mean technically she hasn't had any other dicks so maybe she will think its normal size?

well shes a born again so im not sure how she was before being born again so im not sure how experienced she is

Let's see it homie. I need to feel better about myself

Too fucking ugly more like it. Wtf is wrong with your dick?

We should have a government sanction euthunasia program. Fucked before life has barely started.

Cutfag and small. Small part is my main issue.

all i want is to make a woman cum but my microdick will never see that glory.

use your tonge faggot.

Date traps, they don't seem to care about penis sizes. Though they might laugh a little it's not a deal breaker for them from my experience.

>she's never had anything better
>even the christian girls will eventually break and say okay to oral, vibrators, etc.
if this is real and not bait, you're probably fine, as long as she really is a virgin and she hasn't honeypotted you while fucking lots of guys all the while.

This. Also feel like this is a repost

who the fuck gets engaged when she hasn't even seen your dic

shes born again m8
not sure if shes been used or not

You sure? I thought many were size queens.

Would a trap even feel that dick(it's mine)? It's barely 4 inches.

I like how every single microdick you see in these threads is jewtilated. Really activates your almonds

I hope you realize passable traps have even higher standards than women because of how rare passable ones are. And 99% of traps don't want to be one of the bros and play vidjyuh or do other male hobbies with you, they want to be treated like an actual girl.

So she was born again because she has been used like a cumdumpster by those group of black men around the corner, that's why they giggle when you pass by with your girl...

Post kik. I'll console you...

so im as fucked as fucked gets?

at least you got some girth. mine is both short and thin

Let's see them micro penises, less talk more show

>treated like an actual girl.
They aren't.

Have not been with a fully passable trap, that could explain everything.

i never said they were retard

>2 years
>wedding
>born again christian

I know how this story ends. [spoiler]You get cucked out.[/spoiler]

>small penis inside woman

Tell me your secret.

>not fully passable trap

Do you have any pics of what they looked like? I'm willing to lower my standards even further.

fucked up the spoilers
delet this

honestly i would say at least delay it till you get some sex otherwise you're just a walking atm in the inevitable divorce

I just make sure it's rubbing against her g-spot. does the job if I can manage to hold it for more than 5 minutes. or she's really good at faking

micro_joe

hows the cuck life?
is it something i can get used to?
or is it like one of things you are born with

also 1 hour sex should have at least 20 min oral on her tits and pussy. make her cum with your mouth, maybe use a finger or two to rub her g-spot while you lick her clit. it will drive her crazy. golden rule is to make her cum at least twice before using your dick

why do all you faggots think that just because a guy has a small dick he wants to be a trap? a small dick is still a dick attached to a man who likes women

i like that honestly

but trap dicks are cute

It's a slippery slope and anons (and their peers) are the most unsexed people on the planet. You think they'd be here given the choice?

femanon here
Learn to lick her really really good as a compensation

femanon, op here, would you fuck a man of my stature?

>She is probably super tight and terrified of her first time.

This is what I love about Sup Forums. There's 80% responding that "yeah, this'll be her first time".

Feckin' eejits.

She's either a dude or just being nice.

But my jap porn and hentai....

>walking atm
/thread

If i was in love with him, definitely

even considering the circumstances?

Do you jerk off to blacks fucking white wimin?

its not bad and its pretty thicc... u will be fine user.

Yes, penetration is still possible, it's not a micropenis.

sometimes but when i watch that stuff, i feel like that stuff isnt genuine at all

but a bigger dick would make the relationship feel sexier and more exciting, right ?

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Wrong thread.

I jerk off to different types of porn.

It doesn't depend THAT much on the size of the dick if the relationship is sexier and exciting, a lot of guys with big dicks aren't fucked by their wife anymore because the things just die out, i believe the feelies and the fun you have together makes the relationship better, you just have to learn to get creative, is your girl shallow?

You degenerate subhuman.

La Passion?

wut?

...

nice beta fgt

microdickfag here. Just eat and finger her to orgasm before you dick her down, it's how I've kept my 7/10 gf for 2 years.

not even small, kill yourself you ungrateful fuck I hope you get ran over by a car

Holy shit dude.
How do you live.

Not that true
Everyone has their preferences

I honestly enjoy watching/looking at porn with guys having 5 inch dicks or somewhere near the average size. There's some thing interesting about them being smaller than mine that gets me off.

>If I was in love with him

That was a nice way of saying no.

Alternately, you would bounce on a big dick for the fun of it.

But would have to be in love to consider a small one.

>using the spoiler joke on Sup Forums
Seriously nigga?

Maybe, dude. Like anal with a trap should be tight fit even with a small dick?

well i'm trying to make op feel better, we all agree small dicks are an inconvenience, hopefully his girl won't find it a dealbreaker though

Anyone else have this same fascination?

i wish i could relate but micropenis

yes

pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=8477544

Thank me later

Fuck off.

if you get cucked you have no self respect and if you don't value yourself nobody ever will

cuck life is the life of a total slave

>average size

What?

No thanks.

>inconvenience

Understatement of the year, having a small dick that traps might not even go for. Shoot me.

As long as you're willing to become a cunning linguist you'll be fine. If not, she still gets what she deserves for not testing the merchandise in advance.

OP I can't say I feel your pain, although I do feel empathetic for you

my penis is 7" and 1/4"

I recently started dating a qt3.14 and the topic of my "big dick" comes up while out for supper

I asked her how big she thought my dick was

mfw she says with confidence and looks me in the eye
"i would say yours is 9 inches or a little more, but no smaller than 9"

>tfw 7 inch dick
>tfw gf thinks its 9+

Looks normal, might be a bit short but looks fine, I'd suck and play with it. No, I'm not female.

i posted a bad pic. rate?

So she rode cock for a long time then tied your beta ass down... Do at least make decent $$$?

Yes, average length and size. Maybe a bit bigger, but not longer. Hard to explain but it's interesting to me.

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skip to 17min

Because most Sup Forumstards are pathetic losers who have struck out with women so many times, the best they can get is man ass from mentally ill degenerates.

Not bad 7/10 would bounce on.

>male user