Crusade recruitment thread

Crusade recruitment thread.

Thy digits decideth thy rank.

Singles = Infantry
Doubles = Captain
Triples = Knight
Quads = King

0 is a filthy saracen. Do not fall for its tricks.

Rolling for Pope

Praise Kek.

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Catchphrase!

relling

DEUS VULT

For Odin

Follow me brothers

Let's try that again

rolling

by the way the Crusades didnt liberate shit, it only served to indoctrinate countless mindless sheep to Christianity while slaughtering those who refused

>DEUS
>FUCKING
>VULT

Kill the Saracen captain

youre next nigger

More structure thank Bioshit, GOTY confirmed also roll

DEUS VULT!!!

roll and PRAISE KEK

You have my sword and my attention.

DEUS VULT

betrayal!

Cant I just be a peasant?

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Rollin'

Bow for your king

Enlistment is compulsory for all non-noble males 13 and over. Dare you disobey our leige?

heil

bow down motherfuckers

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deus vult

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Sir Knight! Lead us into the heart of the saracen horde, so we may cut them down and send them to the pits of hell! ... If you so desire, of course.

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rollin'

Rolling for God's will

et ego faciam ei

ffs

Rolling

Deus Vult

>Deus Vult

66

You think I can make a difference

you will all bow to me.

How's this work now?

Deus Rollt

Deus Vult

Bring me the best suck in all the land peasants

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For the holy land!

deus vult

Crusader with an AK? Don't think so.

SARACEN!!!! FUCK!!!

BURN IT BEFORE IT SPREADS!

hell yƩah

Let's kill some Muslims

DEUS VULT

DEUS VULT!!!

geeg

This is true: everyone shall kneel before the Amish ri-tard

ave maria

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Get

deus vult

Holy is thy land.

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KEK VULT

Hello there, what's happening here ?

The last 2 digits in this thread is the amount of push ups you do, if you are still a bitch do bitch push ups with a towel under your knees.

incentive?
>you are not a faggot

If you are a fagget, well muslims throw ppl like you of roofs, you better get buffed or take flying lessons

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I don't get what this is suppose to be can someone explain what the joke is! I'm assuming it's some inside joke of some sort.

krypt

Akhmed Muhammed Jackson Five reporting for duty, sir.

Not even God will show mercy to those filthy saracens.

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Die mud slime. God wills it.

PLEASE BE TRIPS!!!

dammit, off by one!

DONT WORRY MY FRIENDS, I AM YOUR SHIELD.

LEAD US TO VICTORY SIR KNIGHT

ROLL

Gettttt

AVE MARIA!

My body is ready.

Deus vult heretics

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deus vult

Knight pls

Deus vult brothers!

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DEUS VULT

DEUS VULT

Bow to me, peasants.

Deus roll

We are, captain. What are the knight's orders?

Reporting!

Sir Amik Varse reporting in.

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