>she is sleeping in your bed
what do?
She is sleeping in your bed
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I can see that inflated ballsack
Bring da fire!!
call the exterminators
I'll have to buy a new bed. The old one's clearly crushed.
get some gasoline and a match
>Turn my cap backwards
>Play my pokeflute
>Send out a fighting Pokémon
Jump inside her
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order a new bed!!
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>Went from owning box spring pillowtop to organic water/fat bed.
I hope it came with rubber sheets, that smell must get rank.
Lean down next to the vicinity of its head. Whisper softly: "unhealthy, not beautiful, no such things as metabolic or glandular problems, it's your fault". Watch and laugh as it squeals and squirms until it dies from a heart attack.
call greenpeace so they can push it back into the sea
kill her and made shitload of soap out of her
If your a virgin just try to fuck the shit out of it. She might only like BBC only. If experienced use fire and lots of it.
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wasted
if I play the pokeflute, it will attack right? hmmm...
If she's clean, I'd probably *try* to fuck her (I'm not small but that's a lot of flesh to penetrate) since I'm into bbw.
Come buckets, then roll her out.