She is sleeping in your bed

>she is sleeping in your bed
what do?

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>she
Fat has no gender user

>she
I can see that inflated ballsack

Bring da fire!!

call the exterminators

I'll have to buy a new bed. The old one's clearly crushed.

get some gasoline and a match

>Turn my cap backwards
>Play my pokeflute
>Send out a fighting Pokémon

Jump inside her

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order a new bed!!

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>Went from owning box spring pillowtop to organic water/fat bed.

I hope it came with rubber sheets, that smell must get rank.

Lean down next to the vicinity of its head. Whisper softly: "unhealthy, not beautiful, no such things as metabolic or glandular problems, it's your fault". Watch and laugh as it squeals and squirms until it dies from a heart attack.

call greenpeace so they can push it back into the sea

kill her and made shitload of soap out of her

If your a virgin just try to fuck the shit out of it. She might only like BBC only. If experienced use fire and lots of it.

tyler approves

wasted

if I play the pokeflute, it will attack right? hmmm...

If she's clean, I'd probably *try* to fuck her (I'm not small but that's a lot of flesh to penetrate) since I'm into bbw.
Come buckets, then roll her out.