Why aren't you at work or school right now?

Why aren't you at work or school right now?

finished work at 9 am bitch

i work nights cockass

still three hours til i gotta be to work

i work saturday to tuesday

Got off work at 5am

I am at work you stupid bitch.

It's called a timezone you ingnorant fuck.

slaves

fappung to your nudes

Working from home fam

Spring break nigga

Joke's on you OP...I am at work

It is spring break week so we took holiday to visit my in-laws. MIL works in a school.

I'm currently hiding in a closet for the next two days until the flight home.

Lot Lizards

I was suspended from school for a month cause I was caught screwing my English teacher.

cam girl confirmed

Broke NEET faggot

Pics or it didn't happen

Boss asked me to take better care of myself and sent me home ... Full pay ofc

I'm at work, pretending to work while I save nudes and shitpost.
I fucking love being an adult.

That was very nice of Devry

lol nah, corporate america

I am. Been here since 6am. Not everyone who comes to Sup Forums is a neet/incel/pol/.

Get well soon, user.

legend. become a trap

It's Spring Break you vapid cunt.

Taking the day off because I can.
feelsgoodman

I am i just don't care about my phone browsing being nsfw. Worst case scenario people at my work know im into trannys

Africa has really advanced

i was fired for bursting ppl safe space bubble and im not even usaman

Taking a shit at work as we speak homie

In between two contracts, fam.

I don't want to learn about feminism and social justice. Instead, I'm learning useful shit.

I start work on Monday

I love 30 min shits

Just moved and my new position doesn't start up until April Third.

>literal shitposting

Gulf Cartel is always hiring

Its saint patricks day my guy, national holiday

Finished early since I had to run an errand in Prague.

But I am about to employ a bidet if that counts as "work".

I don't work til midnight

> tfw graveyard security guard who gets paid to walk around college campus and shitpost on Sup Forums

>math
>science
>drug dealing
>prostitution

Underage b&

Time is 16:23 in here you stupid americunt

Not classes today m8.
Will go do some social service in a couple of hours.

On vacation now. Go back Monday

EST is what god uses faggot

Not at school cause some kid threatened to shoot up the school today during our rally

Its my weekend queer

Spring break, you retarded ass

i am a refugee on government tits.

nice

called me from college that today's lesson is cancelled

Because it's 1:40am

GODDAMNIT

Fucking bidet made my balls wet.

I find coming to this site to stump the basement dwelling "intellectuals" a much more productive use of my time. Topics I enjoy destroying you fags the most on include Trump,legality of creep shots,and race. If any of you care to have a go at the smartest man at this site I am right here waiting.

Because spring break bitch!!

sex

It's St Patrick's day, it's a public holiday here and I'm hung over as fuck.

Homeschooled

crippled

National holiday here so should be drunk as fuck right now and living up to the stereotype. That won't be happening.

>colleges don't have spring break

Found the real underage b&

Spring break

I run my own office, I smoke pot and jack off in my office to unrestricted highspeed internet all day. What's your excuse, cuck?

It's my day off you faggot.

I'm a NEET

Because I fucked up three days ago and got my hand impaled by a 7 inch drill bit that fractured my thumb and sliced off a few tendons..
And now I'm home eating painkillers, watching Battlestar Galactica.

I dont work Fridays because I need an extra day rest because of my insomnia

Noice!
Respect Sup Forumsro
Hope they gave you some nice painkillers

God DAMN. Fuck me. That made me clench my anus.

Faggot!
Start the meth, fuck insomnia!

Because I am taking a pre-work shit before I get into my car and leave.

Yep Oxycodone. Feeling gooood.

I am at work. It's 2017. I have a smartphone

The 3 Cs Sup Forumsro: coffee, cigarette, crap

Friday is my travel day(flying home).

I am at work, as I work from home as a software developer.

When it's quiet I get paid to browse and fap

It's 1 am.

Laying out, whole week pretty much cancelled by the snow anyhow

Don't work. Spring break started yesterday.

CAD

Lucky fuck!
We don't get that shit in Europoor!
Make sure you use it wisely though, not a nice thing to be addicted to

Living in my parents basement collecting disability

Because I am my own boss and have more money than every fucktard in this thread.

Its my day off you cunt. God tier schedule of 24 on 48 off

NEET
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i'm on vacation

>We don't get that shit in Europoor!
Actually Swedish. We get lucky sometimes.
They just call it Oxycontin here. Same stuff.
Magic pills lol.

>still here

I work the night shift. That said, I have spring break from uni, and I requested off from work for this week as well.

Spring break

Work 3 twelves a week. Get 4 days off in a row every week

I got off 20 minutes ago, it's Friday.
I'm on my way to the pub in a cab that smells like piss.

Check.
Also lucky fuck.
I broke my femur and got some shitty, non working painkillers instead.

>pub in a cab that smells like piss.
London?

Kek no, Inverness - Scotland.

I work from 1pm to 9pm.

I'm working from home, while preparing for my exam bitch.