Be me

>Be me
>Early teens
>horrible social skills
>On vacation
>New years
>Meet girl
>15/10 short chick with a massive ass
>Both get increasingly drunk
>Spends night over at my sis' place (wasn't expecting sex, just letting her crash)
>Creeps onto my bed
>Still drunk as fuck
>Starts trying to fuck me
>oshit.jpeg
>Go with it, start making out with her
>Stops, starts gagging
>fuck
>pukes on me and floor
>spend rest of night holding her hair as she throws up in the toilet
>goes to sleep next to me
>didn't even have sex
>mfw

Ur supposed to have sex with them while theyre asleep dumbass

Was too awkward, tired, and slightly hammered to do anything. I just said "fuck it" and slept.

I sniffed my cousins ass while she was asleep and then fapped.

I guess I can admit that I once masturbated to my cousin after I caught her trying to shove her fist up her ass.

Greentext it

> this.

> be at house party
> tight little blonde is there
> it's a small gathering
> gets down to just four of us
> buddy takes other girl to bedroom
> leaves me with tight little blonde
> she's wasted.. and bored..
> says we can fuck.. but it doesn't mean anything
> we take our pants off and she starts riding me on the couch
> I think she came.. Then just held onto me while I pumped up
> I ask if she's on the pill
> no response..
> lift her head a bit
> passed out
> dick becomes diamonds for some reason
> thrust a bit more and pump my load into her
> decide to pass out too with her on top of me
> wake up to a strange sensation around 4am
> then I realize what woke me up..
> this drunk chick is pissing herself
> I'm in disbelief.. Pick her up (only 110lbs or so)
> lay her over the arm of the love seat
> come back from wiping myself off to her ass and pussy still bent over the seat
> fuckit.. Technically I rape her from behind at this point
> grab my pants and leave her behind with two deposits of cum in her

That's how it's done user.

Underage B&

GGGG-GODLIKE

Telling stories about your teen years isn't a bannable offence dippy.
OP didn't say how long ago this happened.

Drunk chick stories anyone?

well if pic is related, id like a story of it

>Drunk chick stories anyone?
Tell us

Passed out at a Halloween frat party.
Pretty much all there is to tell.

Here's one of mine:

> small gathering at my place
> lots of booze
> eventually just four left
> tiny jailbait, coke dealer, beta clinger, myself
> jailbait is passed out drunk on the bed
> five foot zero.. 90lbs.. About 14 or 15
> all drunk.. Start posing her for funny pics
> start undressing her.. Not a joke anymore
> she's naked from the top down on her back with her head hanging off the bed
> coke dealer unzips and sticks it in her mouth
> I stick my hand between her thighs and feel around
> beta male "uh.. I'm gonna just get going guys"
> hell no bitch.. You're in this too so you'll keep your mouth shut.
> we force him to fuck her mouth too
> meanwhile we pull her pants off
> all three of us stayed dressed..
> but took turns violating her
> beta actually came on the floor after a while in her mouth.. Retard
> dealer fucked her pussy and blew on her non-existent chest
> I fucked her pussy for a bit and played just-the-tip with her ass
> came all over that tiny pussy and ass.. Rubbed it in a little
> cleaned her up.. Dressed her.. Swore secrecy
> she never hung out with us again.. And we drifted apart too

my ex puked while i stuck my dick in her thoat and kept sucking with her dirty moth until i came all over her stinky face. we both enjoyed it

You sure? I always have sex with them while they are throwing up.

Fuckin gross.

This thread needs more drunk sluts.

> find out drunk girl is pulling a train at a house party
> her brother showed up after she was already in the bedroom
> didn't know she was there
> told him "there's a train on some passed out slut in the back bedroom"
> figure he'll lose his shit and lulz will be had
> little did I know she was face down by that point
> mfw I come down the hall after a few minutes to see why no yelling and screaming
> mfw this girls own brother is laughing with a couple other guys while pounding down in his sister
> he nuts on her ass and heads to the kitchen for a beer
> when the story got out his family self destructed

>rapes a chick
>thinks he's not a beta

Kek my dude

> Trips bless drunk rape

You happen to be in Ohio, or Michigan?

> double dubs bless trips.

Drunk chick rape thread it is!

No idea.

Rachelgetsravaged is nasty af. I'd like to let her puke in my mouth..

Please yes, tell us the whole story

Gnarly mofo..

Cousin used to sleep in my bed for some reason when we were younger

So when shed fall asleep i would touch her

She wouldnt respond. This escalated to full vag rubbing then jerkin myself with her hand. I think she knew wat was going on but let me continue, theres no way someone could sleep through all that.

Because of all that shit i did before i developed sexsomnia so if i fall asleep next to a girl i will eventually try to fuck them. I fell asleep next to a girl once and woke up to me aggressively fingering her and as soon as i woke up i came. I left and ran home for about 7 miles.

The girl later died of a heroin overdose.

Fine.

>Be me
>16
>Staying at cousin's house
>Midnight-ish
>Get up to go outside room to go get water and take a piss
>Pass by cousin's room
>Hearing moaning and mumbling, along with slimy noises
>Door is open a bit
>Peek in
>ohshit.jpeg
>See cousin rubbing her pussy and fingering/trying to fist her ass
>Starts moaning my name
>"Ohh...user...this is so wrong. Hold me brother...ohhh"
>Looking at her through door, I pull out my dick and start whacking it
>Both climax together
>Cum on floor outside room
>Bolt back to my room
>Wake up next morning
>See cousin cleaning spot on floor where I came
>Looks at me and gives me a bit of a grin

> I was friendzoned
> I was in love with her since 10 years
> go to party
> she get really drunk
> we go to her home
> she get out her clothes for no reason
> fall asleep fast
> I was there, watching her
> we had never kissed or have sex before
> then I take mi phone and make this pictures with Sup Forums in my hand
> I was really horny
> start to touch her boobs and pussy...
> she didnt notice
> then I fuck her
> *shit I'm gone in 15seconds*
> try to sleep
> Can't. Get horny again
> fuck her again. This time 5min
> fall asleep and happy

I like this thread

Nyquil counts as drunk right?

> dating girl for a while
> meet her family etc.
> her mom lives in a basement suite
> moms bf is sketchy mofo
> few month's pass
> she's crying, angry, distraught
> mothers bf had been molesting her little sister
> had even begun raping her when opportunity presented itself
> her sister is 8
> mothers bf is m.i.a. with warrant out
> gf agrees to have little sister sleep over until he is caught and mom moves
> few weeks go by
> little sister sleeps like a brick because she's on melatonin in Nyquil
> can't sleep otherwise.
> gf asks if I can watch her alone over the weekend while she settles her mother in a town over
> "sure.. She's pretty self sufficient anyhow."
> terrible thoughts invade my mind Friday night
> I make noise, prod the girl, literally try to wake her up..
> won't wake up.. Best response is grunts and shifts
> Saturday night
> I made sure she had a bit extra of the sleep aides
> the rest.. I'm not saying.

I broke up with my gf shortly after.
Couldn't stand myself in her presence or seeing her family. May be the worst thing I've done.

Wtf ive read this before

>sexsomnia
>if i fall asleep next to a girl i will eventually try to fuck them

This has happened to me on a few occasions. Each time I woken up by the girl trying to fuck me and me no giving a fuck. Apparently I've touching and fingering them and then just turned my back to them when they are gotten aroused.

That's how copypasta works user.

I used to work at a bar.
Drunk sluts are a step up from masturbating, but still not as good as a girl that takes effort.

bump

Bump with a story.

> met 20 somthing 130lb blonde waitress
> small talk and a phone number
> waited a couple days
> messaged her about meeting for drinks
> Friday comes and we're at sports bar
> mini drinking competition later we are leaving
> get back to my place and she is fall down drunk
> carried her to bedroom for sloppy make out
> aaaand she's unconscious
> start feeling her up.. Reach into her pants
> smooth and moist
> undress her and pose her a few different ways
> start fucking her mouth and massaging her pussy
> enter missionary.. Enjoy at own pace
> cum across her c-cups and wipe cock on her lips
> clean her up and go to sleep
> next morning she looks bewildered as she gets dressed
> asks if we fucked.. I say I think so
> asks if I used a condom (lie and say yes)
> drop her off at home