/secrets/ thread

/secrets/ thread

I got kind of forced by a guy to give him a blowjob and ended loving it when he pushed on my head and told me how to do it

when i take a shit i wipe with my hand and rinse it with water to save toilet paper.

I'm straight but I want to suck and get fucked by a huge cock l. Also I want the master to treat me like a little pink soft slut.

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Been cheating on my wife a little bit

My wife has low libido due to medical issue, so she left me jack off/ gives me hand jobs in bed on nights when she cannot get her body in the mood. Some night I secretly think about her mother being the one rubbing my cock... Those are the nights I cum the hardest.

Ive been emotionally cheating on my fiance of two years with a girl i was involved with in high school. There hasnt been physical contact but i feel myself falling for her and ignoring my fiancé more and more

I grope my mom whenever I have a chance

I'm a huge beta, I'm still in love with my ex gf even through all the nasty shit she's said about me.

>I have a daughter that nobody knows about
>I once tried to fuck my families dog in the ass, failed and feel like a bit of a pervert for it ever since every time I see him.
>Discovered recently I'm on the high functioning autism spectrum
>Developing social anxiety and feel like I'm gonna lose my mind
>Bipolar
>Sometimes when I see people I know or even just randoms in the street I imagine killing them. Mostly with knives.
>I fap to pretty much every chick I know.
>I like girls as young as 12-13, so long as they have a developed body.
>Pretty sure I'm going to turn out as a paedophile/rapist/murderer one day

I am handsome workout and have nice wavy hair hair. Every girl from my friends group think that they're to low leauge for me(ive seen chat Screenshots that proved me that). While im a Virgin that only made out twice both times i was realy drunk and young(I guess the 2 girls though that its the only way to get me).

I want to be fucked by a huge cock and drown in cum

I have nothing in common with my closest friends

I fucked myself in the ass with my mom's vibrator in my parents bed. Wearing nuthing but white pantyhose, and my hair in pigtails. I am a little twinkish guy but I'm not really gay and usually pretty hetero. I came all over myself and layed there covered in my cum, eventaually feel asleep. I woke up about an hour before anyone would've woken up. Still butt naked and moist and cold from night up butt lust.

well, technically you are a pedo right now.

Me af

which bits user?

>i have 4 babies from 4 different prostitutes
>i lost a 4 year relationship with a son, but been fucking hookers for 7 years with no breakes
>i never use condoms (tested std free)
>i get drunk and piss everywhere
>i keep going to jail and getting the charges dropped
>since i was 14 I've been in and out of the psyche unit for psychotic breakdown
>i once called a female in my unit (armyfag), and offered money for sex, drunkenly
>i once killed a bird's nest with almost developed eggs, set them on fire, and ate their charred bodies, because my ex left me
>i once walked out of my beedroom naked with a raging hardon after i finished fucking my ex, to tell my sister and her stoner friends to shut the fuck up
>cooking is my favorite hobby
>i am actually a terrible liar, but i can tell people crazy batshit things i do, and nobody believes me. so my secret life is in plain sight.
>i use to pay streetwalkers to piss on me
>in california, i once fuck a hooker in the ass, and filled it up with piss
>i fuck women bareback to set them up for single parenthood
>my escape plan is live in the mountains

That's neat. Did you guys stay in contact?

Just use a bidet, my dude.

That's pretty gay but whatever makes you happy, man.

How young is she?

Post MiL

Just fuck your fiancé over and marry the new (old?) girl.

That's pretty hot. She probably knows though.

You're a Sub, get into a bondage club and enjoy it.

I'd like to see your headline, buddy. >Area man rapes and kills a 12-year-old girl.

Maybe you should start engaging, user?

Me too.

Make one up. Maybe you'll discover you like something new and they'll like it too.

That's hot.

Pretty hedonistic life, user. Enjoying it so far?

we did stay in contact, we are in the same group of friends at school

>I'd like to see your headline, buddy. >Area man rapes and kills a 12-year-old girl.

Oh you can bet I'll be posting that shit on Sup Forums if I ever get that far.

I wouldn't say hedonism, but my life is pretty fucking chaotic. I just like putting my dick in vaginas, and drinking myself retarded. because i cant live with myself.

Between 14 and 19 I sold drugs and around 17 to 18 I was pushing a lot of weight. A friend hooked me up with a guy who lived about 20 miles south of my city. It was a small shit town. I always kept a large pocket knife on me at all times and sometimes a small .32 revolver. Rarely did I do deals with people for the first time alone but all my friends were busy when I needed to drop. Did not bring the revolver this time because there are a lot of state troopers patrolling the highways near said shit town. At the time I was not making good judgement because of drug addiction. Met the person at their apartment. Everything going well. Remove product from my bag, payment was on the table. We smoked a blunt and talked about future arrangements. As I got up to leave with the money already on me the person pulled a gun on me. Knowing I was not in a situation with this person to pull a knife and fuck around I did not pull the knife. As the person pointed the gun at me from about 3 feet away person asked for money back. I refused and told person to shoot me or person would regret this decision. Person did not pull the trigger as I approached them. Ripped gun from person and shot person. Dead in one shot. Went to store and bought cleaning supplies. Cleaned the best the I could pretty sure leaving no trace that an average person could find. Forensics would still have found something I'm sure. Removed persons body at night and buried them in a place I knew the soil would not be disturbed in my lifetime. Went back to the city. Severely assaulted my friend who hooked me up with this person. Friend did not snitch and I assume friend knew what I had done but never made any comment about it later on when we would run into each other around town. Still don't feel bad but doesn't feel good. I have no right to play god but we all make choice and face the consequences eventually.

Drunkenly fucked my friend's sister on his birthday two years back. She keeps trying to get with me, not sure how to get here to stop bothering me.

>be me 14.
>for the past couple years my dad has been a stay at home dad.
>one day when I had a snow day at school it was just me and my dad.
>he awkwardly trys to give me "the talk"
>seems like normal parent to teen talk
>brings up porn, and asks if I watch it.
>I say yes.
>he asks me if I like it and if I want to make some of my own
>I say yes
>he smiles. Brings me to his room. And strips me naked.
>he then starts making a video on his phone.
>at first I was just standing in front of him naked. Then out of nowhere he grabbed me and bent me over his bed and ducked me.
>after about 20 min I came. And he finished in my face.
>I've been getting fucked by him any chance I get since.

I fucked my former best friend's little sister.
I took a shit in the garden of my uncle once.

Back from a previous thread cause why not

I've been blackmailed into sending nudes before and had them posted online without my consent multiple times (to the point I pretty much check daily to see if they've been uploaded so I can get them taken down). I actually kind of liked the whole experience (pictures being posted aside) and hate myself for it.

he asked for it bro you shouldn't even feel bad.

you are fake news

are you a femanon?

>work of fiction

I have no secrets to hide from people. Thanks to
rejecting someone who knows how to get past a firewall.

I love this generation soooo much.

Yeah.

>I fucked my former best friend's little sister.
Did you become former after that?

Nah, he still doesn't know. It was just a long time ago and we grew apart.

i have a kid with my wife's bestfriend and we're planning on having another

>be me 22
>have awesome gf
>fuck her young sister behind her back
>tell her I'll kill her sister if she tells anyone
>been going on for 2 years
>feelsgoodman.webm

I'm a cereal killer.

Before I started dating my current girlfriend I used to fuck her mom. Her mom is actually the one who introduced us and said that I was good enough for her daughter.

I hated getting ducked as a teen.

dude i'm autistic but i'm not like that whats the difference between us?

wut?

> I'm a cereal killer
> cereal killer
> cereal

It's serial you turd burglar.

my secret is:
i got herps from some trash hooker awhile back. when i breakout ill pop some and rub it on my hands in the back of my van before i enter a supermarket.

i try to make sure to touch as much produce as possible. i touch as much product as possible too. sometimes i goto the bathroom to "reload" ;) as i call it to myself.

i do it because, fuck you.

:) dont tell anyone user, its our secret, okay?

did you keep his gun?

> be 15yo
> fapping in living room
> cat is howling
> been howling all week because it's in heat
> getting close to cumming while listening to cat howls
> figure "may as well give her some action"
> get on knees behind cat and scratch her back
> she assumes the position with tail up
> grab her by scruff and fire load at catgina
> not what kitty expected
> my grip on her wasn't strong enough
> cat whips around angry and claws my forearm
> second swipe snags a nut
> mfw I spend a few days walking like a cowboy
> all because I wanted to bond with the family pet

im dying inside and nobody knows

they all know..they just don't care.

we're all dying inside.

fucking tell me about it, just had so much fucking fastfood i'm going to be shitting my insides out FUCK

I'm addicted to opiates and I know for a fact that they're the reason behind my crippling depression but I honestly don't care and just want to keep taking then until I finally get depressed enough to an hero.

i remember your post the other day nice ass, any chance you'll post more pics slut?

I'm cheating on my wife with my cousin.

I fell in love with a friend of mine in college, and her being a huge slut eventually slept with me, a few times even. When we left school for the summer we didn't talk much and we both moved on, though I still had some feelings for her. We came back the next year and continued being just friends, but at a small christmas party she passed out drunk next to me and i couldn't resist. I started to feel her up on the couch, eventually fingering her under a blanket hoping no one would notice. She woke up a bit and didn't say anything, so I didn't stop. Our mutual friend brought her home before I could do any more, which is honestly for the best. She had a boyfriend at the time but as far as I'm aware never told him or anyone else. We still hang out.

meant the guy you were talking too

Nope. Disassembled it and scratched sn off. Through parts in a river and a quarry.

My best friends wife is only with him because she wanted to fuck me.

She was a fuck buddy who got too attached, I ignored her calls, she called him to see if he could get ahold of me, and then they started talking. She would still come over to our apartment before he was home, and we would fuck before he got there. Stopped when they were "officially" dating, (so I'm not a complete asshole) and now they're married. Only ever did anything one other time, but he was present and didn't stop us so...whatever.