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I could split decision every single one of you fags itt
Easton Lee
Schaub Bless
Michael Bennett
>tfw I could heem every here
It's a damn good feeling
Cameron James
people who aren't getting blessed with a future conor payday:
>khabib >aldo
Sebastian Ortiz
...
Tyler Gray
You can't even split draw me, fag
Xavier Martin
What do you think Eddie saw when Goobs sent him to the afterlife?
Leo Thomas
Reminder that >wmma is a fucking waste of time and money
Parker Nguyen
>heem every here first of all "heem" isn't a word and you typed every instead of everyone you blathering nobody
Jonathan Scott
santa
Adrian Walker
Delet
Jeremiah Thompson
>tfw i can majority draw every here >tfw too intelligent for finishes
feels quite good t b h f a m
Ian Mitchell
AHHH! REAL MONSTERS
Based Romania. Europe needs another Vlad Tepes.
Woman's MMA is objectively shit. Send it all to Invicta or trash it entirely.
Gavin Baker
It was a french fund looking for people out of big universities with a good economic degree, I have a shitty accounting degree and studied a bit about investing and technical analysis on the side so the chances of me getting the job was almost null. I have been a neet for the past year and my stupid brother's wife told my parents she got me a job where her sister works while in reality she had her sister deposit my resume and tell the HR guy to let me interview knowing I didn't fit the job.
>look up the job position and realise I will show up for a competitive job I'm not qualified for >decide to save myself the embarrassment and not show up for the interview >parents tell me to try anyway >while looking at random shit on youtube 2 days before see a conor interview and think to myself conor would shuuw up >Fuck it I will go and roleplay as conor the worst that can happen is me not getting the job and getting escorted out by security >Show up at 9am wearing jeans and a button up shirt and sunglasses >there are a dozen nerds in the waiting room wearing suits, sitting down looking through their paper and memorising shit for the interview >don't sit, stand facing them, chest pumped and chin high >some of them give me looks sometimes perplexed >you can see the stress in their eyes, one bitch was shaking mind you they all have degrees and experience that dwarves mine >the whole time I'm picturing what conor would duuu in this situation and replicating it as best as I could
Andrew Rogers
>tfw i could make 1000x more than anyone here in half the time and not have to jump through stupid ranking hoops because of my talent and magnetic personality
James Hall
you are the cuck of heem
you are the village cuck
Liam Collins
You're not a NEET if you're looking for work. Fuck off. Also nice blog this is for sport's discussion.
Nicholas Wright
There isn't an Irish heavyweight in the top 250 worldwide so I doubt that's true you catholic shithead
Landon Evans
Hey guys you wanna see my Josh Barnett impression?
*screams while holding eye and taps the mat furiously*
Samuel Parker
Still requesting the picture of Artem with the T. rex arms if anyone has it please
Angel Ross
The best heavyweight in the world is Irish
John Richardson
>uses steroids but dumbass fight fans give me a pass because i look as fit as them and like nerdy shit
Andrew Garcia
Nate cuts from 310 lbs and McGregor beat him, shit I think the maths checks out sorry my bad
Parker Anderson
Shut the fuck up that was a good story
Asher Martin
Big Timmeh might have gotten some respect if he unironically watched Chinese cartoons
Andrew Perry
even rogan who clearly hates conor and has a hard-on for nate said recently that nate was around 190lbs in the second fight
Isaiah Wright
rogan is a compulsive liar
Isaiah Gray
Holy shit you're mad lol
Dominic Martin
As we all know Joe Rogan is reliable, unbiased and most importantly good at his job.
Elijah Murphy
>you don't want no problem with me
what did he mean by this???
David Roberts
No
Liam Scott
continue
Connor Young
he probably asked nate when he was tossing his salad
Wyatt Miller
>190
Jaxon Richardson
conor should agree to fight khabib but only during ramadan
kebab can even do it at 145 if he wants
Lincoln Perez
I'm happy Machida is suspended :)
Joshua Jenkins
>kebab can even do it at 145 if he wants why the fuck would he do that
Chase Lopez
>Multiple UFC sources claim Nate was 190
neckbeards on heem know better though
Asher Martin
because he'd be fasting for ramadan you dolt
Ryder Clark
Why did Michael Johnson start throwing wild punches like he was in a WSHH video
Christopher Baker
Joanna got disfigured, jesus Looks like Quasimodo
Cooper Edwards
they only fast while the sun is up you goof the fight would likely take place late at night, well past sundown also why would he get even more dehydrated than he and the vast majority of UFC fighters already do to make weight i'm an autist, but you're the dolt, pal
Henry Martin
yea who knew KK had more power than her lol
if she improves, she might be able to drop her in a rematch
Dominic Kelly
he thought khabib was rocked, like joe rogan and a few other casuals did
Andrew Walker
>tfw your corner has to literally plead with you to grapplefuck because Michael Johnson is lighting you up on the feet
This, howcome he's never been pictured with a woman and he's supposedly married
Adrian Rivera
He also has at least one kid
Dominic Bennett
he's spent literally his entire life groping men
the """wife""" is so his country lets him live
Henry Murphy
43 days
Adrian Gonzalez
nunes is going to run right into her and get armbarred isnt she?
would be interesting to see another fighter use footwork and make ronda work for it
her knees are shot so it's not like she can shoot a takedown
Christopher Morales
>at this point I'm standing straight hands joined doing that conor stance >my legs hurt but I've been doing it thus far can't stop now and just sit on my ass >conor wouldn't wait with the plebs >when bitch comes out and calls for the next person just walk in >expect someone to call me out on taking someone else's turn but the only thing I hear while walking in is them giggling at me, fuuk them righ? >sit down forget to take glasses off but conor wouldn't take them off anyway >I had training on how to behave and what to say in interviews but say fuck it im not getting this job anyway fok them all >Interviewer ask if I brought anything with me >Say he has my thing and he knows who I am if he did his job >hm you know people usually bring an other copy of the resume and letter with them n case >stay silent, stare him in the eyes
Lucas Evans
Also, he likes to shove his nuts to niggers's faces
Josiah Jenkins
>keep sunglasses on >stare him in the eyes
Tyler Anderson
>he goes through a pile, grab my papers and say alright mr *read my name on the paper slowly* >I have to be honest here I looked through your resu.. >cut him and say listen, I know on paper im not good >but you know what I look at this company and I think what you are missing is talent, not wimps in suits who went to school on daddys dime and memorised sum shit >and you are looking at talent, raw foking talent (I actually cursed saying putain) >I am a person who is motivated, put in the fookin work now, i am a person who you want making your company great, noone of these bums outside could be an asset to this company like I CAN >almost pissing myself, but the upper part of my body is showing signs of confidence while i see conor standing behind me judging me
Jason Nguyen
>guy ask where I see myself in 5 years and where I see the company in 5 years >in my training i was thought theres a distinct way to respond to this question with some bullshit of being loyal to the company and see both of us doing great in the next 5 year >shake head like when conor gets a question that slightly annoys him, sigh and take sometimes before responding >I have to be honest, I'm not gonna look past this company, where I see myself in 5 years is being succesful, making a lot of money and hopefully you are smart and make some bet on the right horse, because honestly looking at the calibre of the people in the waiting room if your employee are anything like them and you don't have my type of people in here, I don't know where you will be in 5 years, but make no mistake if I'm given the job I will fix this, people around me get inspired by me, I inspire greatness so even if I'm not leading a team I still put that aura onto people
I kept in character for the whole 15 minutes which felt like hours, when I went out of the company I wanted to smoke so I saw one of the guys that was waiting too smoking outside and I decided to conor it up and walked up to him and asked why they were laughing as I was walking in, turns out they thought I was some type of security guy and were surprised to see me go in.
Daniel Howard
company called me 2 days later and said, they really liked me but can't give me that job, they said if I was intrested by an assistant job and I could take some paid for training and the pay wouldn't be the same but still decent, we can work something out. I was tempted to say "I will discuss it with my people and see if the moni is riit and give you a call" but by then I had spent a day feeling having mixed feeling because I had acted like I always wished I could but knew I can't be like that all the time and it would be more embarassing to show up as the introverted me for the job next monday so I said, I had other offers.
either way, conor bless. I went in expecting nothing, found out that I too can act alpha and get away with it and it actually showed some surprising results.
>cant sell a fight >can't draw for shit >won't learn english >talks shit about employer while champ >talks more shit when not >says he'll fight conor anywhere anytime >turns down short notice rematch
he made his own bed tbhfam
great fighter but his refusal to "play the game" only works when you have the (real) belt
Ryder Gonzalez
...
Colton Foster
dont be, he's a Top 5 GOAT fighter in MMA and has a sweet burger joint
Cameron Garcia
I hope you are not in uni. That is a pathetic paper. Social science tier.
Austin Rivera
>mad
Adrian Smith
>When you're under the word count and your essay is due in an hour.
Gabriel Jones
>constantly pulls out of fights
is another big one that didn't endear him to the fans or powers that be
Luis Jones
he deserves that belt
>>talks shit about employer while champ good thing
Bentley Walker
Cody is the only one who sees what is going on
Cody Bless
Joseph Bennett
>he deserves that belt
deserves it ... by being the inferior fighter who gets knocked out by the first punch of his opponent's signature strike? after having 2 years to prepare for it?
Tyler Murphy
>get KOd stiff >deserve anything
Benjamin Flores
still have no idea how this guy is so popular
Cameron Powell
Good tale, la'
Colton Reed
I've been talking to my buddy about how unreal Conor vs GSP would be right now.
GSP's entire life philosophy is based around the idea that fear is not bad. His passion for fighting comes from his deep seated contempt of bullies.
Conor's greatest weapon is intimidation and he is the ultimate bully pre-fight. It would be amazing and they need to make that fight asap.
Lucas Peterson
He doesn't even fucking fight anymore.
Jaxon Rodriguez
If it's so easy why is Conor shitscared of fighting him again? lol
Ryder Morgan
Stop shilling Cody, Cruz will destroy him
Carter Hill
cody is a fucking faggot and I can't wait for him to lose to the perry
Tyler Cruz
Gullible yanks get trolled by him Other yanks like him because he trolls the gullible yanks so easily
Zachary Edwards
Atleast you seem to have good writing skills, especially if already know both french and morrocan
Luis Perez
GSP would 50-45 dat ass into bolivian
Jack Lewis
What will the Conor haters say after he heems Khabib in the first?
Juan Torres
Don't mind, he'll still be my guy. I don't jump ship like you guys.
Andrew Collins
In this fictitious parallel universe where he defends a belt, why would there be haters at all?
Liam Thompson
Only one of them refused a rematch and it wasn't Conor sweetie
Caleb Murphy
>scared
he literally has nothing to prove against a guy he mercilessly shit-talked for 2 years and KO'd stiff
conor is on to bigger and better fights.
sorry ho-zay, hope you saved your money. a restaurant is a """great""" investment
