Find one flaw with this pizza.
Find one flaw with this pizza
Other urls found in this thread:
youtube.com
youtube.com
en.wikipedia.org
twitter.com
qt waitress
It's not a big sausage pizza.
Gordon is from the UK and was educated in France. Neither of those places know anything about pizza.
Only New York and the surrounding tristate has good pizza. Every other state just manages to fuck it up horribly somehow.
that was still a very shitty pizza though
Fuck off, Gordon.
american pizza is in general disgusting
he worked in italy
also i'd trust a dog to know more about pizza than a fucking american
just stop
t. faggot
But you fat American know how to make Pizza right?
Gordon's favourite pizza is was made in an American restaurant.
It looks disgusting and doughy.
t. asshurt italians who think they know good pizza
YOU look disgusting and doughy.
Too much grease and the cheese is too runny
France knows how to make pizza. Saying the French can't make pizza is like saying the Greeks can't. They've contributed to it, they share a spice palate with the Italians.
All the same, there is a such thing as an American pizza. It's very different from the original pizza, but I still like it. However, it's not really the type of fare you'd want to pay for at a sit down restaurant.
>pick up pizza and hold it in the air, allowing everything to fall off it
>eat it piece by piece with a knife and fork
What the fuck is wrong with euros?
...
...
The middle of the bottom part looks like cancerous fat.
Go away, Gordon
Raw dough.
Any criticism about pizza makes you a pizza snob. Pizza is fucking pizza, regardless of quality it's fucking good. The only thing you can complain about is toppings like nasty ass olives or mushrooms. Any pizza to me is fucking excellent and I'm just happy to be eating pizza. Only a fucking normie cunt complains about pizza being "TO GREAASY" or "TOO DOUGHY". That vocabulary just doesn't exist for me, it's fucking pizza I see it I'm gonna eat it. I even like the school pizzas from way long ago, the square ones. Fucking superb with a bit of ranch.
>Drop pizza into the toilet
>Complain that it's too soggy
>Run over pizza with car
>Complain that it's too flat
>Let mice nest inside pizza
>Complain about mouse turds
>Order pepperoni
>Complain because you're a vegetarian
>Jack off into the pizza
>Enjoy the taste of semen, but complain about the pizza taste
its ass is too fat
>olives and mushrooms
>not god-tier toppings
YOU MUST BE 18 TO POST HERE
Both are gross. Go fuck yourself.
You can See the degenerates in the comments
Its like the big Rat in Ratatouille
Both are delicious.
>sausage pizza
>it's not sausage, it's meatballs
Damn americans really have a meme culture
find one flaw with this pizza
youtube.com
>He thinks it's american pizza.
Getaload of this tard.
>nasty ass olives or mushrooms
glad you outed yourself as underage so early so i didn't have to read the rest of your post
>americans
Retarded Euroshitter
>Sausage Pizza
>there are no sausages on it, but only small pieces of ground beef
triggered
>Even school pizzas
I had ultra thin tasteless ones that was practically coated in flour, that shit was disgusting.
>olives or mushrooms
>nasty
absolute maximum pleb
Ray romano?
i love this meme
>eurotards dont even know their own culture
o im laffin
...
I had a pretty good margherita pizza in France. It had a thin crispy crust and everything on it was delicious. Nothing amazing but yeah they made a decent pizza. The only interesting thing was when we left I asked for a doggy bag to take home the leftovers and nobody knew what the fuck I was talking about, I guess they don't do that there. I ended up wrapping up the pieces in some napkins to put in my backpack and then the family I was with all started laughing at me. It was a little embarrassing but at least I had pizza later.
Proof that Australians can'y stop shitposting.
...
DELETE THIS
>I fucking hate this place
keke
what episode is this?
youtube.com
The pretentiousness of the expensive pizza makes me laugh every time. And it looks and sounds disgusting as fuck.
Freddy Krueger?
NO STOP IT
...
Really?
This thread is beautiful in the fact that it turns out differently everytime it is made and continues to always get replies.
Seconding this. People who say otherwise have never had superior NY pizza or live in Chicago and think that circular mess they call pizza is somehow quality.
Pizza in Philadelphia for example a big fat mess. Doughy and nasty.
Ground beef is a kind of sausage.
What the fuck
no it's fucking not
How
airborne beef is a saucer
>A sausage is a food usually made from ground meat, often pork, beef or veal, along with salt, spices and breadcrumbs, with a skin around it.
Ground meat is just casingless sausage.
en.wikipedia.org
>luxury
But it looks like shit.
...
>tripfags pretending they know anything about anything
What's beautiful about it? It's like another shitty fucking general.
Thank you Mexico
They just stuff it with expensive food and call it a luxury pizza
It's just shit
also
>Fish on pizza
>with a skin around it
...
>Not asking if they use Dorito's for nachos at every restaurant
why
Ground meat is one of the ingredients of a sausage, not sausage itself.
the dough wasn't fully risen when made.
Why the fuck has this stupid meme persisted so long
...
God I cant even tell what she puts on it after the doritos hit but holy fuck that looks disgusting
Triggers all the fat asses
STOP
Le epic stealth ck threads. I browse both boards I don't need you shitting up tv
How could you sell something so objectively ugly? That's as tacky as Trump gilding everything. The refined tastes of a bedouin oil sheik.
what the FUCK
...
I know but ck has some DANK may mays
this is the worst one yet
/ck/ will shit on you for making threads like that
It wasn't docked correctly, and there's bubbles all over the place in the dough. Also, it's got red edge like crazy.
...
Jesus
>if you don't eat literal dog shit then you're a snob
>everyones standards must be as low as mine OR ELSE
lol, summer
>crisps
>onion
>dogfood
>beetroot
What the fuck is that supposed to be?
my abomination of webm
...
>wtf is moderation
Eggs are a type of cake.
wew, crispy salmon
britaincucks arent europe anymore you pleps
>american on a trip to Europe.
They should make a series about this shit.
Take some small town, older, hick but courteous lady and get her to Europe.
A more apt analogy is that cake mix is a type of cake.