ITT: It's the metro and we're all waiting for Gordon Freeman to show up and start the rebellion

ITT: It's the metro and we're all waiting for Gordon Freeman to show up and start the rebellion

Singles: Civilian
Dubs: Resistance member
Trips: Metro Police
Quads: Gordon Freeman himself

I roll the wheel...

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Welcome. Welcome to city 17

pick up the can

Role

Sometimes I dream about cheese

I am Fordon Greeman.

Roll for nothing prob

Roll. I want to be Alex. Sexy ass bitch!

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Jan Michael Benson quadrant guard reporting

I am Gordon

I am Morgan Freeman

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>Nordog Manreef reporting in

You know eric from sector 4? that asshole keeps eating my lunch. i can never catch him in the act but yesterday i had some of those white powdered donuts, man those things are good.

I'm way down on my beating quota

seig heil

Ordering more exploding barrels.

We both got 43 holy fuck

fag

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>there will never be an episode 3

combine soldier takes off his mask, it's barney!

Pick up that can!

Ayy

sup

Rebellion tells cp to pick up cans

How about that beer, Freeman

I am your Lord and savior

rollin4winz

can i be some random headcrab?

bla bla bla, Mr. Freeman

kek

Fuck it.

We've been very busy in your abscence Mr. Freeeeeeeemam

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pick up that trash can

rise and shine mr freeman

john freeman

pick up that can

rollerino

RIP Gordon's voiceactor btw

nigger

Shiet

Time to get this rebellion started.

So... About that rebellion: I think it got cancelled

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if quints, hl3 comes out tomorrow

PICK UP THAT CAN CITIZEN

I just want peace..

reroll to become god

waddup

Hey gize

Rollings

Help me daddy

You destroyed my hopes, rebel scum.

facecrab here

shoot yourself

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SAY SOMETHING YOU MOTHERFUCKER

How when he's not here yet?

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I'm listening...

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Our time has come.

Roll

Do go on.

Freedom!

Death to the Stormcloaks!

Oh wait, wrong game

I am Gorden Fromang

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Time to wake up and smell the ashes

nigr

Pick up that can

Yeah, I see... But what about the Combine?

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Filename made me kek

just rolling my way as a normal civilian...

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Well, you weren't wrong.

Hey I'm just a dude man

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who en fuck am I today?

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I didn't do anything, i swear

damn just a civie

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Gordan reporting in

Roll

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Forget about Freeman, let's get the hell out of here.

dubs

Hello! Im a civilian

That might work. But then you still have to consider the Strider...

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Don't mind me. Just passing through