Why don't you have a girlfriend, user? Oh, shit. Wait. I know. It's because you're a wreck...

Why don't you have a girlfriend, user? Oh, shit. Wait. I know. It's because you're a wreck, both mentally and physically, and emotionally stunted. You think you're smarter and more intelligent than everyone around you, and therefore rationalize your own lack of success as a laughably absurd conspiracy theory wherein the world has passed you over because you're somehow too edgy for the mainstream masses to understand.
Or maybe you just tell yourself and others that you "don't give a shit" in a desperate attempt to make it hurt less when you see yourself getting older, fatter, and more out of touch while those you look down on are adapting to suit the needs of the world, and learning their limitations while you childishly deny your own.
Perhaps you have taken to telling yourself that women are only interested in "Alpha Males", those that reside at the top of a scale that only you adhere to, and it is THIS rigid table of identity that is holding you back, and allowing society to pigeonhole you. Perhaps you tell yourself that people don't share your very narrow range of hobbies and interests aren't (or wouldn't be) interested in you, and therefore do not even try to engage them. In actuality these are all mechanisms that allow you to blame your own failings on everyone around you, and project your own narrow-minded perceptions onto society as a whole.
You instead choose the easy option of sitting at your computer all day, shielded by the anonymity of the internet, screaming abuse and nitpicking the goals and achievements of your betters while arguing the tiniest deviation in the interests of your peers from your own with a startling lack of understanding and empathy. They are the only other people on Earth that you can relate to, and you hate them because they like slightly different things.
Oh yeah. That's why you don't have a girlfriend. I forgot, for a moment.

lol. dropped in for the hr pic, boy someone pissed you off huh.

>tfw i have 3 girls right now

try again OP. your silly memes have no effect

i have a wife, you beta cuck faggot. kys

Nice. New fresh pasta.

Tl;dr

OP is frustrated ugly virgin

>You think you're smarter and more intelligent than everyone around you
Jokes on you OP, I actually think that I'm more stupid that everyone around me

TL;DR Elitism is a rationalization of social failure

This chick of 20/10 !!

Actually, I happen to have two women right now. And it's not because I'm alpha, but because I need sex !

How sad, you actually put thought into this. It must reflect you in some way

I kind of do but she's crazy. She breaks up whenever she is at max crazy then comes crawling back. Like 5 or more times I lost count. Talk shit all you want but I get to fuck strange in the down times and I have the dominance over the relationship because she comes crawling back not me.

Omg whats wrong with you?
Have wife and kid btw...
And you?

U is cuck

The Sup Forums "autism" and "retard" thing is just a meme. Yes, there are autists and retards here, but remember this: This is the biggest board on the internet where anyone can shitpost without registratrion. like you right now!

>inb4: old pasta

Yeah, that's about right.

That's pretty weak retarded bait. Unless....you're that 15 year old virgin who doesn't understand women and how to get your cake and eat it too.

Minnie Mouse has nicer tits than i thought she did.

tl;dr

get this pleb Reddit meme out of my /b

It sounds like you are talking about yourself there Mr. OP.