Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

Previous:The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!

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カラミチーマス

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Claiming best girl

Why is the thread always so lively whenever I'm gone? This saddens me

i was abandoned as a child in the cold streets of tokyo where I was taken in by a karate master who taught me to fend for myself in middle school where I fell in luv with girl named ako-sun. she taught me the true meaning of life but was killed in cold blood by school bully so now 2 yrs later i hunt for killer

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I thought it's pretty dead tbh.

Maybe people leave when they see you?

Still here

>claim

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death match w/ aikawa for pink waifu's heart

evening guys, guacamole here... what are you doing?

Iya, reporting in. How's everyone doing?

Eh, guess most folks just aren't that talkitive anymore.

I wish you luck in avenging Ako-sun.

Freezing, drawing, shitposting, the usual.

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It was twice more active than when I was around.

Maybe they do. Mind giving me some advice comrade user?

Surely there are enough active people around here

Is she holding a tree?

Chocolate cake and a glass of white supremacy

How nice

The shitpost is my job... what do you mean for Freezing?

Have you tried claiming an actual waifu and not just an obvious meme?

I LIKE STARMIE THE POKEMON I FUCK MY PLUSHIE NIGHTLY WHILE LYNCHING SNOOP DOGG

youtube.com/watch?v=SwqPHZT2i14

forget pic

>that filename
Are you the real Tomoko?

Aikawa~

Jesus Christ

I can't even afford the food on my table. I'll have to start saving up now to buy a new computer 5 years.

Not even forced conversation?

>saved
Is drawing on a tablet easier for you?

You don't even talk to your sister? Sheesh.

They make you do all that in one minute in the military. Hurry up!

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there's an user who talks to me in spanish, I wonder if he knows I don't speak it

the most I ever learned was taking Spanish 1 in high school

I got a C

Is there a m1lk>white supremacy word filter or is this a meme?
milk test

But I like my waifu. Besides, who the hell should I be claiming then? It's not like you have a waifu either comrade user

Hi!

Claim

I'm talking to people on discord

Where do you live?

I am. I am on mobile.

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True, but sometimes life is weird like that.

Nope. It's this little mossball called a 'Marimo'. Cute thing, look it up sometime.

I live in Ohio and am thinner than a orphan boi.

Good heavens no. I can barely draw on paper, tablets are a whole nother beast to me. Also, nice dubz.

pretty much the same yeah, do you have anything planned for the weekend?

I have the bestest waifu, one so fine I don't even need to post.
Try for one that doesn't always look like she just smelled her grannies vag.

I don't associate with someone just because of blood-ties. I didn't speak to my actual brother for 7 years because he was a prick.
There has to be more than just being family.

I'm sure the lack of response in spanish will eventually clue them in to that. Spanish is a fun language, wish you knew it.

Oh cool. Probably won't.

What do you mean? As long as someone is talking to me, i'll probably not ignore them. As i said, i'll speak if spoken to.

he's bilingual so he accepts my English response, I just need translate to understand him

I know very very basic, but that's natural for living in a city with a majority of Hispanics

What?

Canada, southern part

that's so sad.
i have never seen snow in my entire life

Luckily things are getting more lively here

Of course dear comrade user. But I'll stick to my beloved waifu.

Arizona, after all. I'd be surprised if there was a city there that didn't have majority hispanic population

You ever feel that you should have learned spanish?

Finger slipped ;_;

it's not heresy if no one knows you
Aqua claimed now

Uh hi.Oh ok.

Isn't it the middle if the night for you? Go got bed!

Your writing style is different too. Hm.

You should practice more~ How long have you been at it?

That's nothing I haven't spoken to my brother in 12 years. Next time he'll let me play with his fucking PlayStation2.

So you won't ignore me even of I made fun of your waifu's eyepatch?

Weeaboo music~

Aqua is pretty trash tier

Where she even from? She looks like a Naruto background character.

The same thing which i do everyday, which is talk to people here and on discord and play video games
I have a boring life

Is it nice there?

That's a nice thing to work towards! I don't know how long it will be until I can do anything with my computer

Hi though!

It's cold, all the time. Other than that I love it here

But we can still call you heretic
Heretic

did you switch from megumin?
the point in my life when I was with my grandma, but other than that I've been fine

It'd always be cool to know a second language

I don't know how I would learn it now though
you're not boring -_-

Yeah autocorrect does things. I guess it doesn't matter if you don't believe me.

Did you even listen?

Not in my eyes, she is cute and I love her goofy spoiled personality
She cries over anything yet is determined to fight for example her faithful

That's quite sad too, ya know? Snow is pretty... cool.

You gotta take the high with the low sometimes. That's kind of why I love these threads, never know what's gonna happen.

Trust me, I will. I dunno, maybe a month or so? First few weeks were just trying to find a good book to teach me. Currently on 'Mastering Manga', it's been alright so far.

the impact is less though
do I look like a lolicon to you?

Well... In that case it more depends on my mood. Given who you are, i'd assume it's just joking and and return in kind. If someone seemed serious, i might ignore them, or i might fight with them.

Yeah hi.

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i should have known youd be the object of another waifu's adoration.

>lurks aimlessly

Im pretty sure that translates to a good mood?

I talk to my brother now, though. Navy seems to have changed him for the better, so I'm glad for that.

Are you old? If you're still young your brain should be able to adapt easier to learning a new language than if you're older, from what I've heard, especially if you're not bilingual already.

I'm slow

one day i will travel to usa and watch the snow... and then return to my shithole...

haha are you me?

i basically do this every week and it hasn't changed to anything else since... forever i guess

She's a child that expects everyone to be honored to do everything for her, she also has the least amount of value on the team

Yes, it does

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who was your old waifu?
I'm 20 so not really old, where would I go about learning?

No, it's 11 pm here and i never go to bed before 1-2 am. Thabks you for caring about me~

Danganronpa, a murder mystery type game/ anime

I gyess you're right. Who are you anyways? And how are things?

my dudes i need an e-g(?)f stat who's free

Thats good. Maybe you wont be as hostile.

You are gonna talk about value on that team? they are all just as useless
Her childish demeanor is what makes her cute, I couldn't say no to these faces
Now that would defeat the purpose would it?

How are today?

Maybe cold all the time would be bad

I am -_-

We must be the same person then

how about you what are you about

Fuck off, I'm not hostile

Megumeme reks shit once a day and Darkness does function pretty well as a tank

But at least they don't act like they're superior, then beg for help when they need it
Every time

Learning through immersion is your best bet, supplementing that with actual classes. That's how a lot of mexican immigrants learn English, just being surrounded by people that only speak that to them.

Shes an almighty goddess who cant act on her own unless it regards a demon or undead. She doesnt know how retarded she really is. Aqua is almost Tuka level shit.

What's that?

It looks very avantgarde, like something a hipster would pretend to enjoy.

Tired. You?

She's a shitty brat that should be spanked more often.
Pleb tier on level with Kirino.

hmm maybe an user would be good

i guessssssss

what games do you play btw?

take me!

Ok

Thats the spirit

That's the spirit, experience new things.

I am Iya. I visits from time to time, mainly to check up on who's still around. Things are goin' well, cold and drawing trash waifus.

Aqua would've been good if she learned to appreciate her friends, she obviously needs them, so she has no right to act better than them

She'll remain shit unless she develops

dude are you sure i feel we might be too bro-status ykwim? also i thought you like had a one already?

oh shit youre that depressed guy sorry didnt mean to like be all aggressive on you like that

she can only cast explosion magic which is useless in a dungeon and after that she is completely limp
Darkness would put everyone into danger if it would mean getting hurt

Why wouldn't she act superior when she actually is better?
I wouldn't call her almighty, plus she is just a high priest in this world
I would give all of you shit back but honestly I don't care enough
I would spank her

Y-yeah but in 5 years all I'll have is $1k
>mfw
I should stop paying for my dad's x-rays. Anyway why not? You should sell some of your games or something.

I don't wanna get trolled.

I'm trying to but my brother lost a lot of my money just now and he doesn't want to get it back. He keeps saying "Eat the loss, eat the loss" Eat the fucking loss my ass I want my fucking money. So I'm not able to enjoy any music.

The absolute best way to draw is by not looking at the paper as your draw. It's the same as touch typing on your keyboard.
>I know what I'm talking about, I'm an artist.

Well I think her eyepatch is cute but I really want to see what's under it, I know she's hiding something~

I wish I wasn't, I just want to be alone.

Same

Oh yeah they probably whipped him into shape. I wish someone could do that for my brother.

You won't survive in the wasteland until you learn Rapid Reload~

You should go to bed at 10PM like normal people...

Something came up, I'll be right back!

Kurumi! Hi!!

Each his own opnion comrade user. I just love murder mysteries.

Nice to meet you! Who are you drawing?

that would explain why youre carrying on like 20 conversations rn %))))