Old thread is about to die, keep the ride going

Old thread is about to die, keep the ride going.

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I was about to link to this on the old thread but it got pruned right then.

reds travel to the iron island and start digging ore

- And in the distance both tribes hear a BOOM-CRACK echo through the trees and ripple the waves in the icy cold ocean. The snow turns turns grey as the sky darkens. A small child from team Blue starts playing in the mysterious grey snow - only too late to realize it is ash, the Blue child dies (-1 Pop). The southeastern island was a Volcano all along. Lava begins covering the entire island and creeping into the ocean. Both tribes panic and attempt to build lava-proof shelter.

(Gimme dem trips son roll for lava!)

Red kills the purple bastard to keep their race clean and build a big swastika

roll

reroll

If dubs reds breed and make pass babies

If trips one of the reds was a blue in disguise and breeds with purple to make more blues

If quads another island appears the size of blue island inhabited by Norse Vikings

Re roll
Also Ass Babies*

roll

a necromancer out of the woods reanimates 1 blue corpse

The island from LOST shows up and all of the original cast are on it

purple 1 red into purple while he's asleep

1 red creates pants

rollan

A red turns into a grill, like a George foreman grill

Reroll

purple bashes a red's head with a rock, steals his bow and and throws the corpse off a cliff

Purple gets word that red wants to keep its race pure so he flees.to iron island.

Reroll

Roll

Re roll

Re Rollin

Rolllllll

A red learns Dragon Tounge

A red builds a wall around iron island and becomes a hermit.

Reroll

Refill again

UFO catches a purple for anal probing purposes, when they return him he found out he can mind control

And again

rolling

Re rolll

reroll

And againnn

Goddamn, you finally get digits and it's too big for dubs, channel your collective powers my good Sup Forumstards.

I need that hermit in my life

Hermit pls

rollin for trips

WHY WONT YOU GIVE ME DIGITS

Rollirino

give hermit

rollin

I am starting to loose hope

Hermit Islam is needed

Island* on mobile
Also reroll

Keeping
youtu.be/ZPi64K-0tkw

Island* on mobile
Also rerolll

Finally
>inb4 need trips

Rerollin Rollin rollin

Finalfuckingly. A red tribesman goes to iron island and builds a wall around it, refusing to let any other reds access the iron.

One last try

Congrats

check'd

hail hitler

...

Fucking WASTED.

...

Jesus, I guess the gods are making up for the dry spell.

The hermit puts on a Brown shirt, as not to he affiliated with the reds

Red gives birth to maroon kid

OP DECLARES THESE DIGITS CLAIMABLE, FIRST PERSON TO CLAIM THEM GETS A GODLIKE EVENT.

rollerino

Viking island

Is that a black shirt? Fucking kill it. Kill it with fire.

...

a raid of vikings arrives on the iron island, breaking the wall and slaying the owner

red gives birth to albino kid

I hate you.

I hate you.

I. Hate. You.

vikings need to happen

Reroll

God takes one of hermit's ribs for an Aryan woman pls

rolling for pizza roll tree

HOLY SHIT

Another island rises from the ocean, on it is a viking longhouse and a tribe of norsemen with their own boat.

inb4 no horned helmets, I know, I just don't care

The hermit gets word of the Vikings and sets spikes on the outside of his wall so no boats can land there.

Re roll

And again

vikings see purple kid as godlike

Vikings raid iron island

Fine, let's try something else.
The hermit builds a hut with the wood from trees to keep his books in

One of the Vikings turns to a girl, named Lydia

Reroll

Reroll

reds build swastika out of wood

Weeeeee

Roll

The hermit builds a hut using the wood from two trees.

roll bitch

The hermit uses the seeds to make not left trees

Roll

test

The hermit uses the seeds to plant more trees*

rollll

And again

reroll

rereroll

rerereroll

rererereroll

rerererereroll
must defend hermit

Thanks user I made the hermit and the Vikings would hate to see the hurt eachother