started talking to cute grill

> started talking to cute grill
> 2 days
> already friendzoned, will show screenshots
> mfw

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drop her

Just brush it off and move on, it's for the best

Definitely? She's asked to FB call a few times and said me "and a few mates" could meet her to smoke..

I guess, I thought I may have actually found somebody I could get to know, yet again I thought wrong

Stop falling in love with any girl that talks to you

2 days and she thinks you'll be bff, she's obviously retarded also rip user. Nice try though

cringe

I can't

Thanks user

Yeah

just fuck her

Tell her to set you up with some single friends of hers

Well, rape time.

Drop before it's too late.
Have a Rick and Morty pic, instead.

user I can pretend to be your gf if you want.

If your not looking for a platonic friendship let her go. You will be happier for it

that's cringe... a friend is not declared "friend", its like love, you dont know how the other person is your friend, but you feel it.
is it maybe, that friendship has become a buench of word in a chat?
thats is even worst than my english

just dont cuck for crist sake.
tell her; "you know what, actualy its not okay, i seriously wanted you"
but u probably ruined it since it came to this point.

Stop saying thats fair and turn this shit around on her. Tell her you didnt want her in the first place and she'll instantly start thinking "why not"and trying to get you.

I said "See it's weird because I was thinking about you last night" - I'm really grasping at straws at this point, I'll give up soon

Lol user she's got some issues.
She wants your attention so bad.

Chat other girls up, one will give you signals she likes you

have u ever jumped off a cliff into water.
Stop fucking walking on the edge either jump of gtfo

You weren't committed enough you fucking comunist

Sounds like she wants to rob you bro. I would get a weapon.

Break contact, dont look back, try again with another girl. Such is life.

Do yo know where you fucked up?

I'm almost certain that the reason you're not getting any pussy is because the word "friendzone" is in your vocabulary.

Not every woman you are interested in has a desire to fuck you. Just as not every woman who shows interest in you would you fuck.

This happens. We meet people, we judge people, we keep hanging out or we don't hang out with them, we fuck them, or we don't.

Talk to lots of girls, talk to all of them. Learn to talk to them. Figure out who you are.

Cause right now you're a fucking pussy.

This

One way or another she will get some of your money

This

>tfw done that so many times that I just fucking gave up
>couple weeks ago started hanging out with this qt girl who has her shit together but might actually want a nice guy because she is sick of assholes
>she wants to move real slow because of the bad experiences and doesn't want me to end up being just like the rest of them
>so no pussy yet or anything but besides that shit is going great and I feel like I'm going to get friendzoned any day now

Confusing as fuck. She's into me tho, I would never hit on her because I have no confidence and would think she is out of my league until she started flirting with me a bit like a month ago and I went with it.

Only time will tell...

go to your local hardware stores plenty of grills out there.

You have A FRIEND

...lucky

What did you do to make her send this in the first place?

Forget this one, but you probably need to work on your approach. Unless you're 14, you need to be flirtatious right away, that way you can tell if she's feeling you or not.

>being this much of a newfag
Ill just have to turn 360° and walk away

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> doesn't want to be a cunt

> bees a cunt

Tell her if she wants to be your friend, she will help you end your life.

atleast she's not a cunt.
Drop her and tryagain.bat

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OP was just like the rest of us losers. A girl talked to him (probably because they are in high school and he knows where to buy weed) and he fell in love.

He will grow up and hopefully learn and then either settle for some fat chick who settled for him or become a wizard.

>bees a cunt

how was she a cunt?

she told autistic op that she wasn't into him instead of using him for free shit like most cunts would have.

that's legit.

Meanwhile

my sides

Yeah that's too much. I'm done with crazy bitches as well. I'm a little older than your average 16yo Sup Forumstard and the story of my life is that I wanted the girls who weren't interested in me, ignored the girls who liked me because I'm a dumbass, and fucked a couple insane girls like in your pic when I was younger and learned that my right hand gave me a good feeling too with much less drama.

Then just stayed single fucking forever but have been hanging out with this 33 year old qt who married an asshole and finally wants a nice guy who is looking for something more than pussy.

I'm also

Fucking A1 advice here OP you fucking faggot

She wants to fuck your mates you ugly twat

That or she a nasty pothead bitch who just wants free weed. I fucking hate girls who do drugs, they always have so many issues beyond just the addiction.

say that you are not ready for a relationship, that youre just a nice guy to everyone, that if she wants to have sum drinksie poo.
then you get wasted with her you both fuck then you say you dont remember shit she will say the same thing and then move on.

Lel people like OP won't be able to "move on" after some drunken one night stand. He'll want this girl to meet his parents before they go to the bar.

This

she will probably fuck a few of your mates and get sloopy seconds, some bitches do that shit so you can say they are not available but you have some weed and vodka.
that you dont have really plans.

Spot on man

send her the worst porn you have

Yeah probably true I fucked so many girls this way no girl wants to come to my home anymore kek, now I surf Sup Forums.
went so far to try to finish the full abcs didnt find a girl with a x z and w.

Man, fuck that shit... fuck that shit in the fucking ass, drop her hard, unfriend, abort, run away!

You forgot your ABC's.

Always Be Closing.

Have a couple of drinks and steal a kiss from her if she rejects her apologize say you were drunk and you finish the drama, and weird suspense.

Hello glen

cuck

Lol, OP. Stop being a fucking pussy and "trying to get to know them first" before you decide to put the moves on. That's what you do when you WANT to just be friends with a girl.

However, when you want to FUCK her, you have to come in straight out of the gate fast and hard and start flirting. Maybe you'll be cringy, maybe she'll think you're creepy or maybe she'll get excited and start flirting with you right back. Either way, you know right away where you stand and proceed appropriately.

A situation where you become friends first and then lovers like you're trying to create is very, very rare (and when it happens, it's only because she got desperate and/or pitied you, which is a terrible foundation for a sexual relationship, no matter how casual).

You have to be assertive, and know that sometimes you'll get rejected rather than pretend that you want to be her friend when you actually want to fuck her brains out.

no need to be sad pepe only stupid people think you're a hate symbol

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I'll admit that the line amused me but that doesn't make it any less true here. OP failed to push for a resolution in the manner he wanted and he got 'zoned.

yeah man fair man so fair thanks for being so fair. Fuck you are autistic.

Oh dude i know i was just acknowledging the reference. Im actually in sales and man has it helped my sex life as well.

should have replied with >implying i want to be friends.

Gayyyyy

This or she will try and get you to pay for the smoke, since you are suuuuuuch good buddies! fucking virgin autist.

>fair
Jesus dude this reads like awkward AIM chats I had in middle school. Nigga do you not have anything to add to the conversations?

But dont despair user, I'll give you a pro tip to help you succeed. You're still in pretty good shape to bag this. She seems very interested in being your friend, so you must try your hardest to show her your value by becoming her best friend. If you can show her that you know her intimately enough, and convince her that no one will treat her as well as you, you're bound to make her fall in love with you. Just don't give up and you'll succeed

LOL she wantend to be friends just after you fucked her right? Idiot!

This is true, but once you turn 19 and realize that it is nice to have a girl around who is more than just a sex hole, you will understand.

That's kinda beta too. OP is gonna waste time and weed on this bitch who already decided she's not attracted to him. Fucking move on and don't fall in love with every girl who accepts your FB friend request.

Stop being a little bitch and just be her friend. At least she's being honest right out of the gate with you.

Should've been straightforward and told her that you didn't want to remain friends and were looking for something greater.

If she disagrees, cut all contact.

Plenty of fish in the sea and all that.

Nigger.