It's fuckin beer drinking day you irish fucks
explain why you're not wasted
It's fuckin beer drinking day you irish fucks
explain why you're not wasted
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Miller highlife ftw
Because I was at work, so I'm working on getting wasted now.
But I am you fucking normie
all beer is good beer
im drivin
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drivin my dick in your girl
good on ya don't let the crazy rub off
booze is for degenerate losers
very profound observation user
what lead you to this conclusion?
Local pub is closed and I don't wanna drink 20€ piss water.
Getting there you cuck fuck
>on spring break
>been completely shitfaced most the week
>ran out of alcohol today
>decided liver probably needs a rest so I won't get more
>can't stop thinking about how easy it would be to go get some vodka
Is this how alcoholism starts?
get faster dick weed
alcoholism doesn't start it just continues
Fuck your cuck I'm drinking 8% abv nigger
stop drinking piss water and join my alcoholism you american fucktard
god damn it i cant mainline everclear
I'm a bodybuilder I don't drink empty carbs you weak faggots
fuck yeah
I'm a professional alcoholic and I only drink empty carbs, fucking lightweight
Inb4: test in butt
I hear ya, I drink Miller lite or coors on a cheap drinking day
>explain why you're not wasted
I don't drink alc. I'm not a worthless piece of shit alcohol addict
I'm a recovering alcoholic leave me alone.
Good on you m8
Stay sober
1 1/2 years sober here, keep it up
dude, relax, life is about choices. good for you.
weak ass faggot
you're still worthless faggot
Alcohol tax. God might love us but the excise man sucks us dry.
today sucks dude
Nah, not that bad, just gonna stay home as long as I have no temptations, I wont have any relapses
gave it up in '89
a condition of my probation is no alcohol and I dont want to spend 6 months in jail.
How fucking old are you?
St. Patrick was italian. son of roman diplomat living in england, kidnapped by irish butt pirates and taken to ireland. this day is a day of mistaken identity for irishmen. wake up sheep.
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Prove it, post your hand or something
drink Guinness pleb
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no camera
You like to have an empty life instead
how many women have you slept with?
are you a grand wizard?
pbr? not nearly hipster enough
rather see his wrinkled, pre-retired cock of his.
higher than grand wizard
I am
was it worth abstaining? to inherit magic powers?
>not nearly hipster enough
get on my level
sorry don't drink piss water
hipster doesn't mean poor
yes
poor would be steel reserve
Thats what im drinking right now, pretty good
I honestly think I'm allergic to something in steel reserve, I can't get more than 2 down without feeling like I need to puke. And not like drunk puke but like I swallowed something terrible puke, no other alcohol has ever done that to me and I've drank some cheap ass bottom of the shelf shit in my time.
Because I'm not Irish and I don't give a fuck about being friends with Irish people
jokes on you, ill never have a girl
theres a fappenin happenin user, cant dull the sensitivity , its hard enough to get it up already
>tfw iktf
>tfw up 24/7
how do you do it user I literally can't stop fapping, I can easily go 4-5 times in a day in a day and still not feel satisfied
>iktf
whys that? you surely are a good guy
also, what do anons think of german beer?
>not attractive
>socially retarded
>probably have undiagnosed literal non meme autism
good guy means nothing
>probably have undiagnosed literal non meme autism
i may have some kind of depression, it seems to be a logical conclusion from my behaviour. i still will never call it that way regarding me cause im too much of a faggot to admit that im sick instead of a total fucking idiot :^)
>good guy means nothing
it can help though
literally poison. Enjoying muh weed though.
Waiting until tonight to drink. Having a little get together with 2 buddies. Got a bunch of Steel Reserve. It's cheap and strong so whatever.
I definitely have some sort of anxiety/depression I used to have panic attacks and times when I would just start hyperventialting and crying. Never went to the doctors because of a combination of being scared of them and my being an american on my parents insurance who don't believe in mental issues at all, so I've never brought it up with them
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inhaling burnt plant that you buy from niggers isn't poison