It's fuckin beer drinking day you irish fucks

It's fuckin beer drinking day you irish fucks

explain why you're not wasted

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Miller highlife ftw

Because I was at work, so I'm working on getting wasted now.

But I am you fucking normie

all beer is good beer

im drivin
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drivin my dick in your girl

good on ya don't let the crazy rub off

booze is for degenerate losers

very profound observation user

what lead you to this conclusion?

Local pub is closed and I don't wanna drink 20€ piss water.

Getting there you cuck fuck

>on spring break
>been completely shitfaced most the week
>ran out of alcohol today
>decided liver probably needs a rest so I won't get more
>can't stop thinking about how easy it would be to go get some vodka
Is this how alcoholism starts?

get faster dick weed

alcoholism doesn't start it just continues

Fuck your cuck I'm drinking 8% abv nigger

stop drinking piss water and join my alcoholism you american fucktard

god damn it i cant mainline everclear

I'm a bodybuilder I don't drink empty carbs you weak faggots

fuck yeah

I'm a professional alcoholic and I only drink empty carbs, fucking lightweight

Inb4: test in butt

I hear ya, I drink Miller lite or coors on a cheap drinking day

>explain why you're not wasted

I don't drink alc. I'm not a worthless piece of shit alcohol addict

I'm a recovering alcoholic leave me alone.

Good on you m8
Stay sober

1 1/2 years sober here, keep it up

dude, relax, life is about choices. good for you.

weak ass faggot

you're still worthless faggot

Alcohol tax. God might love us but the excise man sucks us dry.

today sucks dude

Nah, not that bad, just gonna stay home as long as I have no temptations, I wont have any relapses

gave it up in '89

a condition of my probation is no alcohol and I dont want to spend 6 months in jail.

How fucking old are you?

St. Patrick was italian. son of roman diplomat living in england, kidnapped by irish butt pirates and taken to ireland. this day is a day of mistaken identity for irishmen. wake up sheep.

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Prove it, post your hand or something

drink Guinness pleb

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no camera

You like to have an empty life instead

how many women have you slept with?
are you a grand wizard?

pbr? not nearly hipster enough

rather see his wrinkled, pre-retired cock of his.

higher than grand wizard

I am

was it worth abstaining? to inherit magic powers?

>not nearly hipster enough
get on my level

sorry don't drink piss water

hipster doesn't mean poor

yes

poor would be steel reserve

Thats what im drinking right now, pretty good

I honestly think I'm allergic to something in steel reserve, I can't get more than 2 down without feeling like I need to puke. And not like drunk puke but like I swallowed something terrible puke, no other alcohol has ever done that to me and I've drank some cheap ass bottom of the shelf shit in my time.

Because I'm not Irish and I don't give a fuck about being friends with Irish people

jokes on you, ill never have a girl

theres a fappenin happenin user, cant dull the sensitivity , its hard enough to get it up already

>tfw iktf

>tfw up 24/7
how do you do it user I literally can't stop fapping, I can easily go 4-5 times in a day in a day and still not feel satisfied

>iktf
whys that? you surely are a good guy

also, what do anons think of german beer?

>not attractive
>socially retarded
>probably have undiagnosed literal non meme autism
good guy means nothing

>probably have undiagnosed literal non meme autism
i may have some kind of depression, it seems to be a logical conclusion from my behaviour. i still will never call it that way regarding me cause im too much of a faggot to admit that im sick instead of a total fucking idiot :^)
>good guy means nothing
it can help though

literally poison. Enjoying muh weed though.

Waiting until tonight to drink. Having a little get together with 2 buddies. Got a bunch of Steel Reserve. It's cheap and strong so whatever.

I definitely have some sort of anxiety/depression I used to have panic attacks and times when I would just start hyperventialting and crying. Never went to the doctors because of a combination of being scared of them and my being an american on my parents insurance who don't believe in mental issues at all, so I've never brought it up with them

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inhaling burnt plant that you buy from niggers isn't poison