She flirts with you

She flirts with you.

What do?

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This is Sup Forums. What the fuck do you think we do?

Prescribe her a diet. I'm a doctor after all

Flirt back and hope I don't fuck it up.

I would intercourse her sexually.

Uh? Sell her by the pound?

"Thanks, I like your underwear. It looks good on you, but it would look even better on my floor don't you think?"

if she's wearing that, i assume she's dtf. so i would pee in her butt.

Be shocked that she finds me attractive

probably turn 360 and walk away at some point

>Turns 360 degrees and walks away

>stick pinky in buttchin hole and laugh
>slap left titicus with such force it uncenters her areola
>turn 360 degrees walk away

Looks like we all had the same game plan here

cum instantly

I've had a photoshoot with her. Very friendly girl.

flirt back.
wtf is this thread

Shes not particularly ugly and not too overweight.
I'd say a good most of us would give her the time of day. If I were to date her I'd wanna know about her ex's so I'd get on the topic sort of in a low key not so obvious way. The key to that is knowing what her patterns with men and relationships are. If she used to have a history of Chads, Juan Tyrones, or Jamals then drop it on move on to the next bitch. She won't stay with you if those were the guys she used to date. She'll just cuck you with them if she sees you as more of a provider and less of a sexual relationship, and you don't want that. tl;dr don't even fuck her yet until you know what kind of guys she's into. Who the fuck knows why she's paying you any mind.

Do everything to her.

>think she's pretty hot
>google hear assuming she's a plus sized model or something
>porn star

Nice, I know what I'm fapping to later

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please sit on my face * in robot voice*

Cut her chin off.

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what's her link or name so I can fap to her belly button

Are you retarded?

tell her to lose weight, that she is being a dissapointment to the white race

she looks a bitch... i'd pump and dump. Her face is pretty decent, and those curves are kickin.

Ask her why she's on a 100% cheetos and dew diet

>tell her she's beautiful no matter her size
>tell her she can be healthy at any size
>tell her fat acceptance is the next big civil rights issue
>raw dog her
>never call her back

Which one?

her name is jelly roll?

Asks if she got lost in the drive-thru

Denied not into land whales.

Point her to the nearest McDonalds

Is she chin-ese?

I would probably cross my arms and say something like, deal or no deal? I would love to kiss her.

You sad fuck.

Bury my dick so far in her ass whoever pulled it out would be crowned King Arthur

buy er a drink, flirt back, sleep with her, ask her to marry me

shit

Give her a bucket of fish heads.

Lady Gaga went downhill quick after the super bowl

man the harpoons?

ignore or remain oblivious to her

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roll dubs then go fap in the trap thread