I don't have a gf, and likely never will, should I join organized crime...

I don't have a gf, and likely never will, should I join organized crime? Anybody know how to get into the criminal underworld?

Just go to Vegas and fuck some prostitutes.

I want connection not sex, and that is unnatainable

>Should I join organized crime

LMFAO

Maybe as a money mule, enjoy your 10 year prison sentence tho.

Virgins are exclusively spree killers

t. criminologist

I didn't ask leaves

if you can't even get a girlfriend you're not going to go anywhere in crime

It actually requires intelligence and charisma

Interesting, how can I kill a bunch of older white people, baby boomers are a disservice and I need to take them out with me

you're the American not me

Get rid of your criminology degree

Go to Sirya, help Assad, get widowpussy and their daughters.

You know, I can't comprehend having a females tight, non overweight cute body on my own 183cm 75.5kg body it seems impossible, I haven't been outside my house for more than 20 minutes in 2 years

I have forgotten what it feels like to hear a girls voice a metre away from my face, in person not through my headphones. I couldn't imagine making a girl laugh or touching her

Straw purchase pistols for me

my offer stil stands

Just join the Mormon church. Plenty of desperate girls looking to get married.

are you white?
definetly white? not mestizo?
then congratulation those people in los zetas need you right now pal

heading to the store. What you want?

You can't send us anything you're thousands of miles away

Just commit a crime and the next tile you will go to sleep, a dark listener will come to visit you

I think if I reach 30 without ever having had a gf or sex I will just go out and murder some girls, it will make me feel better I think.

you dont know me. Whats ur address?