Any advice on how to please my man?

Any advice on how to please my man?

Suck his dick, make him a sandwich, and leave him alone.

Grow a penis and wear a Japanese school girl uniform

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have him suck your penis.

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>not eating pussy
You're either 15 and naive or 50 can can't reach the butter knife over your paunch.

Tits or gtfo

touch peenus

get a better looking pussy, urs is messed up

poop in his cereal

I don't think it's weird.

If serious OP, write "please" Sup Forums on your palm

Loyalty and being thoughtful.

How would I show palm and pussy at the same time.

she asked for advice on how to please her man, not how to turn him into a cuck

The back of the hand then

By writing it on your palm then taking a pic of your palm next to your pussy.

Sit on his dick. With your face.

Like this
**I suction cup my mouth to her bare anus cavity, when suddenly**

*BBBRRAAAAAPPPPP*

**A transfer of her intestinal gas right into my mouth and down my throat**

*GULP*

**I try to pull my head away to gasp for air but she won't let me, she reaches behind her and forces the back of my head between her ass cheeks more**

*BRRRAAPP BRAAAPP BRAAAAAAAAPPPPPP PRRRRRRRTTTTTTTT*

**This definitely was more than just air being passed, I felt wet chunks blown in the back of my throat as she forcefully made me swallow them with my mouth still glued to her asshole**

*BRRAAAAAPPP PRRRRRRTTTTT HHUUUUUUPAAAAAAGHAUSHUFHSSGSD*

>"Oh yea baby you like that, don't you little fuck boi, huh? Whos your mommy? That's right, I'm your mommy, now it's time for baby fuck boi to get his protein in. Open wide"

**She said to me aggressively, as she forced another one out**

*BRRRPPPRRRRRRRRRRBBBRRAAAAAPPPTTTAAATTTTRRRRRPPPTTTT*

**What tasted like a mustard pudding was ejected out of her colon. I threw up in my mouth from the taste, but she kept my head and mouth firmly lodged between her ass cheeks so nothing left my mouth. There was so escaping this one**

>"P-PLEASE! R-RELE-EASE ME!"

**I said with my mouth full of shit**

**She turned around, gave me a look like in pic related. And simply shook her head "NO!"**

**Fearing for my life, I swallowed her bowel movement, and she finally released me from her anus**

**GASPING FOR AIR**

>"So hows that for eating ass?"

**She said in a smug and condescending way**

learn how to suck dick and use your hands, if he's into that kind of thing.

please his curiosity, please his intellect, please his emotions.

Life is more than the body.