Two-minute warning

>Two-minute warning

>injury time

>commercial time-out

>customers

>penalty is declined
>still announce it

>it's a set piece

>the manager is going to the mound

>five minute warning

>time called by the home plate umpire
>time called by the batter
>time called by the catcher
>time called by the pitcher

The umpire isn't actually required by the rules to grant time. But for some reason literally all of them do it every time. If they stopped, baseball games would take like 40 minutes less and would also be a hell of a lot less boring for neutrals.

>pitcher throws two kinds of pitches
>catcher makes five trips to the mound

>player gets an injury
>*respectuflly* we'll step away for a moment
>*GLASS BREAKING* TRY THE NEW DORITOS LOCOS TACO FROM TACO BELL

>pitcher throws to first
>pitcher throws to first
>pitcher throws to first
>......................
>pitcher throws to first

99 is betterer

kek

>golf

>clock counts upwards

>1st down
>whistle
>looks like they're going to review the last play

...

i agree

>touchdown called back on holding

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>halftime

>1st and 10
>RB catches screen pass/takes hand off, breaks tackle at LOS but gets pushed Out of Bounds after 3 yard gain
>5 minute review over whether his knee down at LOS

Fuck this, Fuck this so hard. Big10 officiating does it constantly

>proceeds to give up a single

>review a flagrant foul call
>result is a common foul

Welcome to 4chin

This is exactly why instant reply was fought against so hard initially, they were afraid it would be relied on for every damn call, which is starting to happen

>pitcher accidentally throws inside
>batter gives death stare
>both bullpens empty and walk 300 ft to the mound
>everyone talks
>both bullpens walk 300 ft back

>ref throws flag
>game stops
>commercials run
>commentators analyze
>players in shock
>ref picks up flag
>there is actually no penalty
great

>smilingjews.jpeg

>lets dispel this notion that the jewdog doesn't know exactly what he's doing

Where else where the NFL put ads?
They can't do ads on every turnover, before and after a kickoff, and between a touchdown and extra point.
That'd just be ridiculous!

>your team gets a firsts down on 3 and long
>flag
>holding
>10 yard penalty
>still third down
>run the next play
>3 yard gain
>timeout
>commercials
>punt return
>commercials
>timeout
>commercials
>two minute warning
>commercials
>Now its time for the Bud Light Replay Action™ brought to you by Toyota™
>3 and out
>commercials

man i love being a burger

>engage in some cheeky bantz
>entire season is canceled by your bolshevik university

They were caught playing soccer while being straight.

Lmao

>international friendly

a preseason game in the middle of the season

Kek

>pitcher looks runner back to first
>pitcher throws over to first
>pitcher steps off the rubber
>pitcher throws back to first
>batter calls timeout
>batter is booed

>two 45 minute halves
>final whistle blown at 96:34

Oh fucking lord I just imagined if basketball was owned by Goodell

>foul
>commercials
>missed free throws
>commercials
>time out
>commercials
>lineup change
>commercials
>foul
>commercials
>2 minute warning
>commercials
>an entire hour of fouls and commercials ensues in the last 2 minutes

>runner steals anyways

...

>injury time

Good job not even reading literally the first reply

Motherfucker would probably ban dunking

...

>divegrass player bites his lip
>falls to the grass
>10 minute wait as paramedics trot onto the field with a stretcher

>half-back passes to center
>passes to wing
>back to center
>holds it
>holds it
>holds it

Name 5 (five) kinos where this happens

Lol

Lol, welcome to the thread Straya!