Give me 1 reason why i should not jump off my balcony to my death ?

give me 1 reason why i should not jump off my balcony to my death ?

cause AI sex bots are around the corner. Fuck yeah

Because life is a game, and you could be competing.

You could be paralysed and live.

It would cause you physical pain for a moment.

Surely you can think of a more painless alternative?

You would have to get up from your desk chair and climb over something. Too much effort.

I can only give you 999 reasons as to why you should jump off your balcony.

Dubs says you should

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And i just fucking lost the game. Fuck you.

You could land on someone and kill them.

this isn't 2009, faggot.

Found the newfag. Get off before you embarrass yourself even more.

if you wanna die, just get some heroin, feels good and it's easy to OD on.

Because life is absolutely meaningless.

If it means nothing, then likely all the causes that bring you suffering mean nothing, and are more than likely caused by your own perception and their perceived importance.

Be happy through not giving a fuck.

The Tao is a three-thousand year old tradition teaching the well-worn art of not giving a fuck to make life enjoyable.

You would cause a great inconvenience to whoever is responsible for cleaning the piece of sidewalk you land on. Douse yourself and uour bedrpom with a flammable liquid, set up an incendiary device with a timer, taking a massive dose of sleeping pills and let down. The ensuing blaze will reduce you to a pile of ashes easily removed with a dust pan, inconveniencing no one

Fuck your belcony jump off a bridge di a flip faggot and have a friend start a rekt thread

this.

because some poor sap would have to clean your faggot ass off the pavement, and that's a shitty job. leave your filth to yourself

why would you act like such a pussy faggot when you can just rape hot bitches all day until the cops shoot you? guaranteed death. just attempt to rape the cops when they get there.

Think of the poor fuck that has to clean that up.

Probably isn't high enough for instant death and you survive as a cripple.

Rick & Morty Season 3 isn't out yet

prostitutes

take it bitch, man up and take it.

Because most people that jump don't die.

>height needed

because you could be doing literally anything else, but rather you're being a huge faggot on an image board

>gravity being a must as well

I'm 5"10

Because the balcony is all the way over there and it's hard.

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Someone would have to clean it up.