Why the fuck are Chads so awkward, and still fucking get all of the pussy

Why the fuck are Chads so awkward, and still fucking get all of the pussy

because the world isn't separated into chads who are confident and non-chads who are awkward you autist

I would just browse to s.n,a,p.c,h,a,t,y(.)me to share school's hottest girl's nudes.

the whole train should've trained that bitch. She was asking for it.

I've never met an intelligent Chad that wasn't a simplistic hedonist automaton.

Nah she looks like a clam

>implying you could do better than a $20 corner whore

MORE

>whore
virgin.

It's like if Catherine Keener had a kid with a pederast, a kid who was fucked up right from the beginning and escaped an asylum only to end up sitting next to some dude on a train

lol your calling the chad awkward? if someone saw that anybody would be fucking act like "what the fuck is she doing.

More like this please

>implying

If he would have stuck his hand down her pants, without that video, Chad would've caught a sexual assault case.

You're autistic. You realize normal people don't think like "oh boy let me just fuck her in the middle of the train"?

>that truly horrifying moment when she touches the sleeve of his jacket

This is why I never go ANYWHERE, without this.

It's rape dumbass

>You realize normal people don't think like "oh boy let me just fuck her in the middle of the train"?

Rape requires a sexual organ penetrate

No. It requires consenting while intoxicated. The rest is just additional lawsuit money.

And thats exactly why everybody thinks u are retarded

but seriously though, any more webms like this?

Damn what a gross bitch

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Actually rape is determined whenever a woman feels like saying you raped her.

only god can judge her faggot

ya got me

that's why I always please them first before they please me m'lady

I'm smart chad.

That's enough to get you arrested. Not prosecuted.

tomato tomatoes

No you can just say the women try to rape you. We are all equal. She has no video evidence to prove you wrong

I'm pretty much a Chad. I may be a bit simplistic but i'm not hedonistic by any stretch. Unless your definition of a Chad is hedonist, then i'm not a Chad.

>and the crowd goes wild! It's called double standards for a reason faggot.

Sounds more like an autist to me. You must also be a free thinker?

I don't even know what a "free thinker" is so maybe i'm retarded yea.

Double standars?

Perfect example of a double standard. If it were me, I'd probably get her number or go to a motel reel kwik, just because I'm a piece of shit.

Its call being smart what kind of autistic person will fuck a random whore. There a chance she may have some weird disease.

But we all equal

Built perfectly in gods image.

I'm usually pretty awkward, and would be considered a Chad. I've banged many hot chicks and I have no idea why

>implying she wasn't just playing arround hoping to get a reaction instead of an actual fuck. I mean hitting that hard on a normal tier guy who's aperrently not intrested isn't normal behaviour, so i guess it's some 'social experiment' or some other bullshit which justifies acting like a fag in public.

>implying Tyrone passing by didn't just take her up on that offer.

Fuck you, I hate you

Virgin detected

This looks like another unfunny Amy schumer sketch

Which would have been the point where she'd suddenly chant "it's a prank bro".

After Tyrone has already inseminated her with his Saharan seeds of life.

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nobody wants nappy headed mudbabies that stink like dookie...

The real question here is how in the fuck is that a chad?.If im right chad is a person that works out everyday and has a good body and nice cloth.

>implying

This HAS to be staged.

WTF

Who knows could even be a jimmy Kimmel sketch these days

Kek

I think i need to be with a women that wants it this bad.

She grabs the guys arm.
She wants him terribly bad.
I need this women or a bad bitch with this strong of a crave for me.

Fml

99% of married guys aren't desired like this by their wives

feelsbadman

:-l

This gave me a boner