Waifu claiming thread: Happy birthday Juvia!
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>napping isn't fun so it isnt allowed
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have a good birthday Juvia!
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>inb4 autistic assblasted replies on how you don't like weebs on a weeb site
Reminder Shitposter user has spent 430 hours in this thread.
23 days counting sleep hours.
Probably more.
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Jesus I thought you left 20 mins ago. NO the cow would be weird. I want a cat.
Fake thread the shit poster made he's just gonna delete it move on to the other one
(Tali)
That it does. You'll find yourself in a position to control things moving forward sooner rather than later- if anything I can say that you've made some good progress on paying things off. One step closer to killing debts and then doing things as you want them to be done.
I know that, so am i.
The only thing i can give you anymore is advice. Honestly, there's nothing more i need to know.
Oh my, i didn't realize you would like it so much~
Oh, i'm sorry.
430 hours user.
Reminder it doesnt really matter becaise he literally cant win here because he's too autism and everyone including other shitposters hate him
Deleting this thread at 15 posters :)
Nice try shit poster, where's the real thread??
why would the cow be weird? I just explained why the cat would
Can someone make a real thread?
Wife found a one shot gig that pays 6k
Its ok not really a problem
But they wish jives a birthday. Shitposter doesn't have the braincells for something that complex
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Well, I'm done for the night. Here we go again letting him bounce us around 3-4 threads. Goodnight :3
>Itt people pretend the thread will be deleted to hard.
It's a cow. Not many people have cows so yeah cats more normal.
But he is d7mb enough to samefag and say its a fake thread. Just wait it out amd if it deletes, ill just make another.
i have insomnia, it's a curse that always stays with me no matter what happens
guacamole this time really gets the fuck out
>implying we can't make more
Where's the real thread??
Here
>buttblasted and friends trying this hard
>implying this doesn't make it frustrating and cause disorder amongst the claimers
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>Implying it actually does
Soon to be 432 hours user!
It really doesnt
sure thing keep on being assblasted kiddo
Alright Imma be cool in this thread. Ask me anything.
Same. Go to sleep you gay Tomo claimer
>being this delusional
HAAAAHAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA I Just
Just HAHAHAHAHA MY sides right now HAAHAHAAh
Whats it like sucking cock?
Why you post here? Seems like all you want to do is fight.
DId you start that driving job yet?
cat girl or regular girl?
It's not gay if the balls dont touch
snapchats so gay
I dunno
its fun
No waitin on license still...
>6K
Very nice, quite a bit you can do with that. How long till you're hitting the road with Uber?
Not much of a question, but okay if you think so then don't download snapchat I guess?
>i dunno
No lying
Cat girl if possible regular girl works.It's gay don't cover.
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>normies talking to each other
you have to pick just one
You've done this before too, you've already spent 431 hours playing this game, time to find another.
Hopefully by tuesday
>goodnight all
>happy birthday juvia
>shit poster you are both my favorite and yet least effective shitposter
Semi lewd
A grown man, married to a chubby emo "woman" probably a decade older than me, is an aspiring uber drive. That's right his goal is to work for a fucking iPhone app.
Shots fired, Tali
Where's your girlfr- oh wait lol
>Not making easy money
God damn still? Commiefornia really sucks.Goodnight cutie,
yeah, i'm probably a fag
cute legs
431 hours spent here user.
Staring at a screen, typing insults, saving and posting pictures.
>making money by working for a 2-star iPhone app
Not even.
youtu.be
Are you 15? Sounds about right
and its not autism you darn weeb!!
This has become who he is now. He's been here to long to leave.
See
Again
Also
>not having multiple streams of income and depending on daddy
I've been dating my gf for three years, go ahead and calculate how much time we spent having sex while you circle jerked in these threads, bet you won't Bc like I said this is all an austistic self esteem preservation attempt Kek prove me wrong
Regular girl. Cat girls aren't real.It's cool tell me about it.
>15 secs is all you need
>15 x 10
>150 seconds
>5 minutes total over 3 years
Spending 431 hours doing a repetitive and unpopular task for the sole purpose of entertaining yourself IS autism, user.
Some like planes, some like pianos, you like posting on Sup Forums.
kek
'Night. I suppose I should turn in as well since I'm enjoying a nice buzz at the moment.
Goodnight all, take it easy.
trick question when the bull does all the work
Hope this half-ass attempt at humor was worth proving me right kid :)
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lmao
i'm supposed to be sleeping, smug tomoko, maybe tomorrow we can talk about my gayness
guacamole
You've been dating her for three years, but you claimed to have taken a snap chat with her 5 years ago at 15. You also say your currently 20.
Doesn't take a math genius to find holes in your story.
BTFO
my sides
You probably should browse to s.n,a,p.c,h,a.t,y(,)me to leak local sluts nudes.
Afternoon Louise. How goes it.I guess.night.
>he's deluded himself into thinking anyone shitposting is the same guy
Here's perfect evidence that you're delusional and you're trying to protect your weeb culture and cringey ass lifestyle by pretending every normal person doesn't cringe at the thought of you
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10/10
>implying you aren't the one trying to "protect" "your" Sup Forums
>not cringe
>not autism
Uhhhh, yeah nice try man. I guess this is 4 times I have to prove someone wrong, oh well. There are so many holes in your post I'm not even going to begin to decipher them, I was gonna but no.
So it's multiple people, a community built for the purpose of trolling a thread on an image board in the corner of the internet noone cares about.
Doesn't matter how many hours the individuals have spent then, you're all autist in your own private community, just with no handlers.
Best post of the night
:^)
>when you get proven wrong: the post
I'm really really sleepy
How about you?
Claiming best girl
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[x] ALL OF THE ABOVE
I'm really really drunk. I may entertain.
Sleep then
Just think he spent all this time, did all this math, tried so hard to protect his self esteem, only to get proven wrong. Must be rough man. I'm sure mommys waiting outside the basement door with a fresh size 55 adult diaper and some chicken tendies you dumb fucking man child
Meant to use:
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Morning
my friends good motherfuckin morning yo happy saturday!
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So she broke up with you and now you're here, this is just you crying about your lost girlfriend?
You've spent 431 hours here because your gf broke up with you. Original
burn yo