Fucking god i'm never going to have a gf or a hug or anything

fucking god i'm never going to have a gf or a hug or anything

god fucking damn it

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dude... you have my sympathies.
I thought I had it bad... but jesus
those cheeks, that chin...
how do you even stand going outside?

you even have the weirdest eyebrows and lips
I'm sorry to say all this, but other anons are bound to...

good news tho, you're a perfect candidate to an hero

Lmao. Happiness comes from yourself, not others retard.

i fucking know. not even one fucking thing is salvageable

god fucking damn i just need to die i just need to die i just need to fucking die

Not with that attitude. Surely you have seen some of the fuckwits women date. Everyone has a chance.... Or get with a fatty... They will fuck anything.

how am i ever going to be happy if i have to be completely alone all the time

You have no mom?

Why do people keep posting this faggot's face on here

Does anyone realize this is banana-tier retarded and nobody should be replying

obviously not everyone has a chance. i'm fucking 26 years old and never even a hug, i have no fucking chance.

You're right. A female will never like you while you are like that.. Any female companion you have a chance with is going to want someone to hug THEM, no the other way around.. Women want a partner to comfort them, to tell them everything will be ok. So yeah, go slit your throat because with that attitude no woman will want you.

Lower you standards. Fuck some fat disgusting pigs to get practice. Then work your way up from there. If you top out at 4-6 out of 10 girls there's no shame in that

You should stop worrying about what other people think, start with therapy and picking up a small habit like walking / jogging every second day. Don't listen to the majority of the hate around here, life gets better annon

> gets a GF
> she demands that he change
> she makes him delete his porn
> makes him watch the Gilmore Girls
> makes him take a test after each episode to make sure he pays attention
> won't fuck him (saving it for marriage lol)
> she gets tired of him after a few months
> says "she needs space"
> dumps his ass
> gloriously alone, can fap to trap porn again

this is the Circle of Life, user. embrace it.

Pay and fuck a hooker

you know what i meant

Hahaha this guys knows life.

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You speak the truth m8

YOU DON'T DESERVE IT

You can't rely on other people for shit. Do things that you enjoy, like hobbies, do productive things, or go in nature more. If you want to find a friend that bad go in public and find a person with the same interests and ask to hangout.

samefag

Step one. Stop being a fucking complaining bitch. Step 2. Change what isn't working. The definition of madness is doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different outcome. Step 3. I don't know... Get a beer? Make a post remembering how you used to be a fucking pussy?

is there some story behind it?

i dont want to waste any more time

>crying for women

You pathetic faggot, once you have a woman you'll cry even more, they are never worth it, NEVER

Well if you weren't such a prick to me I would have hooked you up with the fat lady who screams at herself in town. But Shane, you decided to eat up all my fucking coca puffs and drink all the milk so fuck you.

who tf is shane

At least you're not mentally fucked enough to believe you don't deserve it anyway.

I'll never find love either. You know what? I'm okay with that. I'm okay with it for a bad reason, and that reason is that I hate myself anyway and wouldn't want any girl to have to suffer through being with such a cringy fat tendies-munching piece of shit. If I ever had a girl, she'd probably have to do all kinds of disgusting stuff for me just to put up with living in the same house as such a disgusting slob, and she'd be miserable and pitiful and I'd be a horrible monster for keeping her. I'd rather just relax in my stained PC chair, choke on my own stench, and die alone.

god it's so hard. i just want to give up because i know i'll never have a gf or hug a girl but i'm retarded so i can't.

You need help :(

not many people know this but this dude was in the monkees

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Lol yeah because showering and cleaning is so hard, how could anyone ever overcome the odds you must surpass.

i fucking give up

I have to go outside to get a shower we only have a bathtub and I can't fit in it.Hard to be a big man.

Listen to Eric Carmen, and drink. A lot.

Oh my god it's this thread again. How are you OP? I haven't been around since summer. Still the same situation?

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Exactly. Being a functional and hygienic adult is the easiest thing in the world, but I just can't do it anyway because I'm overcome with this constant, overwhelming, overpowering sense of "what's the point." It's like nothing's worth doing, ever, no matter what there is to gain from it.

L WANT TO SLAP YOU WITH MY DICK AND TURKEY SLAP YOUR CRYING FACE YOU FUCKING BETA CUCK LOOK AT YOU FUCKING LOOK AT YOU WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU

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believe in the truth you little bitch you need to go out there and get what you want it won't be served to you and you are your own worst enemy, wake up. wake up.

essentially.

What happened? I thought you got some pretty good advice. Also you look not half bad with your face shaved in that one picture at your church.

i can't fucking do anything

>you need to go out there and get what you want
Why?
>it won't be served to you
I know that, but what's so bad about just not having it? What's the point in trying to be happy. It just seems too hard. I don't have the energy for it.
>you are your own worst enemy
I know. Question is why shouldn't I be. Why bother striving for better when everything, better OR worse, is so fucking boring.

Still ugly as fuck in this one

Then you are making that your reality, you are actually quite powerful, although you are very anti

Yes! That's the one. I wouldn't say that. You're pretty good at making threads and interacting with people. Even when they're being dicks because you know, you dare to post something other than porn on Sup Forums even if it is a bit mellow dramatic.

Ignore this guy.

Everyone deals with that. We just shove it down and get shit done

Respect for you, it's tough being a guy.

Yeah but why?
Because you value the outcome?
Like I don't?

not him but lol real life is not like how it is in the movies where they just wake up one morning and have a revelation. i mean if your girlfriend dumped you or something stupid like that then sure, absolutely. but if you've reached a point where you aren't doing the bare minimum like taking showers or brushing your teeth and it's been this way for months and years then that is mental illness and no amount of 'going out there' will help. you'll feel miserable out there not only because you don't want to be there but because you also know it's not working and you'll feel broken.

SO what?
Want a fuck?
Get a hooker, fly to amsterdam and pick a 10/10 ho and fuck her, get the WANT out of your system, then start making DOSH

THEN!!
DO WHAT EVER TEH FUCK YOU, YOU WANT.

Well then maybe he should be a selfish asshole for a little while and fix himself but there is no motivation to even fucking shower so... what the fuck? OP should go and work in a soup kitchen, maybe helping others would help him

Sup Forumsro, i say this from the bottom of my heart, and not in a faggoted way. What you need to do, is sell everything you own, put all your money into a secure bank account, except for a few hundred dollars, pack your shit and hit the road.

You've got to find yourself, and until you've found yourself, you're going to be a whiny, sad sack of suicidal human shit, and we both know it. Once you've found yourself, it'll all make sense, I did it before, and while I'm not perfect, I understand myself. The best way to find yourself is to just walk across the country, live as a modern-day nomad, and enjoy life the way whatever the hell created us meant for us to live it.

Good luck OP, /out/'s pretty good for advice.

Do this OP come live with me. You can help me around the house or something.

Praise Nurgle.

kek

yes because guilt tripping absolutely solves everything and won't make that person feel even worse about himself

great thinking

no, people like that need professional help. doesn't matter if you're well off or poor, good looking or not. mental illness is mental illness and no amount of being active or social will fix that.

Yeah, they should go on pills and become zombies, get ass fucked by the big pharmaceutical companies

hey op go to the gym make an appointment w a therapist and take some pills. ur depressed

>thinking having a gf is the meaning of life

Get off your ass and do something. No one likes you probably because you stay at home all the time with no job. Turn your life around instead of complaining like a faggot.

lol yeah, you absolutely watched one too many movies.

l triggered you because you are a beta cuck little bitch who thinks life is too hard to do anything, you're a dumbass slave who will live and die for nothing. You can't assert yourself, it triggers you, you think it's like being in a movie to live how you want to haha, you're a fucking idiot who can't even fix himself, you may aswell just call it me watching too many movies and keep living like a weakling

Is that OP you're talking to. I'm so confused with this thread because I think there are two people whining and not just OP?

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The guy l'm talking to is you and doesn't even understand what he is talking about to me, you're a beta cuck faggot who takes pills

I don't take pills bro, I think you've got the wrong guy.

projecting my dick down your throat and turkey slapping this crying faggot, you should both jerk eachother off and cry together

Lose weight you fat cunt, and lift, and study something, or better yet learn a trade, physical labor hardens pussies like you and you might make friends with some actual men you can use as role models. Also women are overrated, they nag and bitch and are expensive to keep, if it floats flies or fucks it's cheaper to rent than own.

Failing that

>mfw I'm a medical professional
>mfw "pills" is proven science
>mfw

Nice try.

>letting your woman know your midget amputee fisting furry porn folder exists

Honesty and transparency in relationships is only valid up to a point. Everyone needs to keep something for themselves and no one else.

Weak minded piece of shit ruining lives for a little bit of money haha keep prescribing those pills and telling yourself it is the right thing, it is okay though, there must be the weak sheep in this world and the enablers which is you. You serve the big pharmaceuticals and our own pocket

Dude pills don't solve everything. If their situation is shitty pills won't help much.

This.

i got really fucking sad and i couldn't see the screen because i was crying too hard

thank you for being nice to me

In the same boat here, I've come to terms with it a long time ago. I feel justified when I see people with their people drama. I may have nothing, but that just means I've nothing to lose.

Hey no problem, life sucks sometimes and even more so when you get into those ruts and spinning your wheels for years. I had hoped things had improved while I was away, but it didn't.

i explicitly said i'm not that guy, retard. you suck at reading.

anyway i just think your advice is that cliched 'get motivated! go outside! be happy!' advice that you see in movies. it doesn't work unless you're talking to a high school fag (you) who just got dumped by his gf of 2 weeks.

why are you getting so buttmad over pills anyway? like mentioning that triggered the fuck out of you. are your parents pillheads or something?

This. Whores have no shame and are past embarrassment or judgment. Cough up some cash and get your dick touched.

Pills are NOT a cure. Everybody in my field knows so. We act based on this fact. They're just there for support and to help make the effort required for recovery. Alone they are not curative.

Okay good. I've run into a lot of dudes who think. "Take a pill it will be fine." The situation has to change and or therapy has to go along with it.

go to the gym and eat healthy you lazy cry baby fucking faggot

you'd be amazed what that can do for your pussy getting career

lil bitch

Exactly. This is a common misconception. The definitive cure is therapy. If required, support can be provided through drugs.

You've got dubs twice now. Yes a really common on, I'm amazed how common. You know your stuff, probably more than me.

You are an ugly bastard for sure. Your best bet would be to shave those pubes off your face each and every morning and maintain a professional clean look.

I'll give you credit for having the cajones to show your face to the world. You're not hopeless, however if you don't love and respect yourself than nobody else will. Drop the self deprecation.

Excellent hygiene is the best way to attract babes. It goes a long way, no matter what features you have.

Good luck OP. I posted this because I care.

bahahaha

Thank you.
I didn't bust my ass for 7 years studying medicine for nothing.

My advice for OP: please see a professional and all will follow from there. They will provide tailored advice specifically for you, and most importantly, a diagnosis.

It shows trust me.

Also OP if you're still around would be good to seek help. Have you ever talked to anyone yet? I remember in the summer this was suggested. Did you have a nun you were talking to as well?

Sup Forums has already diagnosed him as a beta faggot, he needs to anhero stat

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i got diagnosed with generalized anxiety, social anxiety, anhedonia, and insomnia last time i went to professionals. this was 2015

i also got prescribed zoloft for depression when i was in 4th grade. this was 2000?

Stop posting this thread every god damn fucking month

CHECK'D

Kek has blessed this post it must be true.

I would just have a look at s,n.a,p,c.h.a,t,y(,)me to fap to your ex-gfs nudes.

checked

a true human takes solace within themselves.
Needing other people to make ourselves feel better is not a real way to feel loved.

Sup Forums
Your number one source for professional medical advice.

I stand my ground. Please seek help, OP. You deserve it.

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