If Italy colonized the Americas instead of Spain and Portugal, would it have turned out better?

If Italy colonized the Americas instead of Spain and Portugal, would it have turned out better?

Spain would have just not let their shops through the straits of Gibraltar and stolen their colonies.

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Italy wasn't a thing back then.

New York? Rightful Venetian clay.

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EVERYTHING BELONGS TO ITALY

I thoguth he was spanish

He was a Jew you dumb goy

Of course

He was from Argentina and negro obviouly

he was Genoese, subhumans from other regions simply cannot compete.

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>Is supposed to go to India
>Sails a straight line and calls it a day
Vasco da gama had to sail around south africa and fight ottoman and arab pirates/navies and still managed to reach india

The americas would be a wonderful place that would be first world

but he was a filthy poortuguese so it doesn't really count

He was from Genoa, but let's not call other's subhumans yes?

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This, in essence.
Even if Italy united, it wouldn't be able to do much unless it firmly controlled the Strait of Gibraltar.

It would be worse. Italians are awful. Also Italy is doing worse than Spain nowadays. Seems impossible but they manage.

They're literally the same as Iberians, nothing would change

the problem with south and Central America is the native subhumans. The Anglos were smart in killing them / forcing them to leave. Now the ones that have returned have turned parts of California into a 3rd world shithole

No, there is a reason italians are called "carcamanos" here.

Imagine US is one big New Jersey.

You read too much memes, take a break

Would they have raped the natives too?

Native Americans would have successfully kicked them out.

How? not even the Italians could fuck that up

Italy lost a war against Ethiopia. Never underestimate Italian military incompetence.

Shitaly can't colonize their own problems like mafia, corruption, lazyness, terrible education, bad hygiene, work ethic, shitholness, third worldness and shitskiness all together making thier crappy pig peninsula a hellhole and you think that they could colonize other countries?
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The Aztecs would have won and also colonized Italy

Dude we won the war against ethiopia in ww2, we lost that territory after allies come

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>Italians take pride in barely managing to defeat a backwards African nation in colonial times when helped by Germany

The Southern Cone would've turned out totally different

first of all
>>>>>>JEW
second that wasn't pride, i just said that "the italy lost against ethiopia" was wrong, i know italy had and still have shitty military equipment, we went to ww2 with unused ww1 equip, the only good thing about italian army is moral and willpower, nothing else

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>Italian moral and willpower

Giuseppe, I'm not one to banter but don't brag about defeating Ethiopia. You had to use poison gas to subdue one of the most primitive cultures in the world. To be honest I consider having to use poison gas losing, it makes you look impotent

Albania beat you in a war, too. Search up the Vlora War. You guys just weren't meant for fighting, Luigi.

Funny because your continent is named after one of us.
Btw there wasn't even a concept of ''Italy'' in the Age of Discoveries

>3rd european economy
>muh italy sucks i seen this on reddit and family guy

Aspie life

They would have driven them insane.

Italy chill out. You are getting roasted and just fanning the flames.

An army trained by british and armed with russian weapons but muh memez

>Italians even lose banter wars

Sill managed to put you Slhomos longnoses into gas chambers and in the mud where your dirty culture belong

Nazi Germany supported the Ethiopian forces. Never trust a German.

Every day I thank god Germany had you on their side in WWII

Thank you from preventing the Holocaust from succeeding, even if it was by accident.

>implying they didn't

Italy didn't exist atcthe time

Argentina and Brazil has even more Italian diaspora than us?

Wtf? Where's our cafe culture and amazing soccer players?

Jesus fucking christ, this is coming from someone from a nation which is only able to exist from constant support from the UK and America.

>american education

Italy couldn't conquer Ethiopia, so no.

For Spain and Portugal definitely. We wouldn't have got the natural resources from there and we wouldn't have lost so much human resources. Therefore we would've learnt to develop better.

No.

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Italy is bad at colonialism

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Italy is rightful Spanish clay

Only Sicily.

All of it

no

No. Only Sicily. Middle part is belong to Vatican and Northern part belong to Milan.

Sicily,Naples,Rome,Parma,Genova, Lombardy and Savoy are rightful Spanish clay. The rest are our vassals. Italy is Spanish

The entire continent would be like New Jersey. Does that sound good to you?

I'm ok with this

genoese are subhumans

t. genoese

t. nigger

t. genoese nigger

t. regular nigger

At least they didn't lose a war against Vietnam

>Be Vietnam
>Get help from daddy Soviets
>"""win""" war
>Be Ethiopians
>Be left on their own because Europeans don't want to fight other Europeans for a free African state.

>Be left on their own because Europeans don't want to fight other Europeans for a free African state.

nice meme

>Ethiopians were literally armed by russians

argentina is a good example to prove it could be worst if italy colonized the americas.

Sure

At least Italy wouldn't have raped the natives

Italy colonized Spain and it's a shithole so no

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Too late nigger.
The whole board has found out that Argentina is AMERINDIAN. You cannot fool anyone now.

>I'm ok with this
wasnt Italy handeled just like any other colony in south america

I'm regular genoese

if you're really genoese you should know that

tell me about the genoese, leave no details out

Wasn't it like Germany where Italians had a concept of shared culture, language, and heritage, just not of a shared country?

stupid, arrogant, self-destructive people

they mismanaged their once great town to irrelevance, poverty and economic depression

at least immigrants will outbreed us in a few decades

It's said that the genoese are really attached to money.
The jews of Italy