Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

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>3D is almost always trash
>If you're not posting pics you're not claiming
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h-he's fast... %]

Lets focus on what you need and not on what you want. What do you need?

What the heck how is that even possible? Bottomless pit!

Yeah Louise should make a new thread.

>will he get tiggered again and buttblasted while trying to damage control?
find out soon!

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Wait wait.i should date a milf?I need to feel something.

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Tomo
I understand the feeling that you're not good enough, that there's always someone better, more than you think. Like i said, you need to use that fear and insecurity to push yourself to be better.

Firekeeper
As do i, it's really nice talking with you. Of course not, i would love some cuddling~
> Hug for you

Raphi a shit.
Do you like the band Glass Animals?
youtu.be/VFuSoPbg2tI

i know dude i even tried my secret "all-in mack" technique but xe's already taken %,( sad me

ya goofball %P

What would you like to feel? Also do you have problems feeling emotions?

idk about date but maybe... mostly just to get some experience, they helped me break out of my shell and gave me good advice, let them help you too

:p

I can't I'm a horrible person.. Easy. Love. I do have trouble with emotions I've always felt alone. I don't want to lead them on.

some milfs like shy boys
I got teased a lot by some
fun times

I'm 19 in a small town. I'm not what they want.

19 ?
you'll do fine

I don't know. I'm scared to take that step.

oh they likely won't be looking for a relationship, just casual sex. then they will want to help you. it's a win-win

Claiming best girl

(Sci)
I don't think it'd be too hard tbh. While she has this blue-orange morality, she still understand normal values.

Well it was just about one beer an hour.

Again if you;re not even willing to try, than you've already lost. You're not going to get far on the path you;'re on, trust me. In order to break free you have to actively want to do it. It's not a quick process by any means, but you need to do something if you want to change.

whoa darlin careful with that thing. want me to show you how to use it ;^)

CAN'T PUT SHIT PAST HIM
GOT NIGGAS ON HIS OWN BOARD
MAD ENOUGH TO BLAST HIM
RETARDED IN REAL LIFE
ON /WAIFU/ RAIN MAN
STAND CLOSE TO HIS WAIFU
LIKE A CHAIN GANG

Where should I look. I'm scared. I want love not sure how different that is form you.

a lot are
you'll be ok you are really nice so you'll be hurt a lot and hopefully that won't turn you into an asshole

he's sort of right friend but im telling you give my idea a shot. i shit you not i have picked up several milfs on it and could have gotten more had i lived near them

a'ight youtube.com/watch?v=KA3NS0oC5wU
guess you know more about it than i do after all... do you want kids saya brother?

Just dropping in before I schleep

I don't want to be an asshole I want love.

Truth be told you're the reason I get up a little earlier. Can't miss the occasion to chat for a few, especially when we don't have much time with different time zones and all that. Besides, you're a very nice person, I really like you~
Me too Hanako, me too~
Thank you. Hugs are rare these days, have to cherish them all I can~
What are you drinking tonight?
Not the person and don't want to come in bargain in your life, but a tiny piece of advice; love isn't exactly what it seems. It isn't all sunflowers and rainbows, happy times and laughs. For me it's almost always worry, sometimes sadness and guilt. Keeping quiet about my problems so she won't have to worry, to not add even more sadness to her life. Hiding my emotions just to keep her happy attitude, if only for a few minutes.
Love is far from perfect, but I'll hope you'll find the best there can be, so you could finally be happy.

We all want love, my friend.

I agree with you, you've got the right idea. At the VERY least it will help.

Going to get some sleep. Good night waifu.

any sort of game app that women like to play and that you can chat with them on, i had luck on words with friends not even trying. believe me if i can you can

whoa momma thats a creepy hanako. she's normally so cute.

goodnight brother %)

Maybe I should keep you company..?

Anyone I feel close enough to say I love them is close. It has flaws but will be worth. Then why is it so hard to find? Which one. I don't know what they do.

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Me? Eh, probably. Something about leaving shit behind once you're gone and stuff..

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Greetings. Sci, was it? Or do you prefer blank?
I can;t be here long.

dude are you like motherfuckin okay? %|

hopefully you won't be one

Do you want to suck my cock, Sci?
I bet you would like to suck anyone's cock, you human cumdumpster,

thats good. raise them well man

sure sci's cool. whats whisking you away dude?

aha im not gay bro %)

I will. I'm pretty bad at love.Is Rea real. I want to live them if they are. ^ hate myself for doubting itZ

Thank you, it really makes me feel glad to hear you say that. Even just chatting with your for a little bit makes me happy. I like you as well, i look forward to our chats. I'll give you as many as i can~
I had a couple mikes hard lemonades, and been drinking screwdrivers and a white Russian. What about you, er last night.

I feel that

It just is. People like us just have to try harder than most. It sucks, but it is what it is.

Oh, but you are, my dude.
You crave for dick like you crave for attention.

words with friends. it's pretty much scrabble. you are polite and well spoken so you'll do fine. before you start a game change the filter to local and female. you're welcome! im telling you it worked for me and i had a pepe avatar at the time

What about you? Who and where is your waifu from? Why is she your waifu? Would you want kids with her?

Loneliness is the worst feeling in the world. Those who say differently probably never felt it before. You need confidence to attract people to you and ultimately a woman. What are your talents?

Oh and you got drunk from that? How many until a n00b like me feels something?

S-sure! Who are you?

Bye cute!

Oh yeah she's real lol

Sounds like a back-handed compliment to me.
But I won't deny what I do.

The unfortunately long arm of personal responsibility. Though, I'll be here for most of the day other than that, maybe in between watching anime.

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They won't.. I'm trash others are happy. What app or site? I want warmth.Talents? I'm me. I want to make them happy.. maybe it feels wrong because I'm drunk but I feel bad for them and I want them to be happy. I can't waste their time.

rank your katawas, hanako

haa.. uh i just told you im not though %)))

shes the protagonist of why not be my dog and shes my waifu because you adorable and her failures and insecurity are super endearing and yeah i guess if she were a real life lady i'd wife her.

thats good it's not so bad it's the weekend after all

You beahve like a faggot, stil..

yeah, thats 'k

I don't think so , you are just too nice and that often ends up badly

Probably 2 if you drink them fast.

As far as you're trying to be happy.
I'm really glad to make you happier, and I feel a little bit better knowing you also like chatting with me. Kinda warms my dead insides, and it's really pleasant. Thank you Hanako~
Huh, at least there's some variety, nice. Tho I don't really remember drinking a white Russian. There was some salty white stuff in a cup at my friends' party the other night, but now that I think of it it might not been alcohol...
A few cider bottles and half a liter of vodka witch Cola, at least it provided the effect I needed.

Is it a good manga? Should I read it?

well ofc i'd say so, it's my favorite and my waifu comes out of it!

I feel it's the best route. Being mean is bad. I can't do it too well. That's all anyone is trying to doz

Yes talents! What are your talents. I know you're naturally good at something. And you probably won't like Rea after you find out what she does irl.

It's so yukky though, it makes me hours to finish one.

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not yet but over time IF you get screwed up
IF! so don't think about that much

She told me what she does. I'm scared to lose her but I understand why they do. I know they like me.

I will hit that state I always do.

always? from 1 bad experience?
come on

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Sauce ?

Why wouldn't I? I hit it just taking.

Prefer to download mangas than read them online. Know where I could download it? Couldn't find it on bakabt.

It's an acquired taste I guess. Tastes like piss if not really cold.

sadly no i just read it online myself

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How can you be such a loser lmfao

Cute~ Want me to tell her?

A-ah does it freeze?

yea it's nbd

Is it ongoing manga?

No you won't
silly drunk tomoko

Like i've been saying, If you think your;re trash the do something about it! For fucks sake from your own words you arent the only pathetic loser who feels this way, You have a choice, continue the way you've been going, which you clearly hate, or do something about it! Anything would help, figure out what you dont like about yourself and try to fix it.

Hanako=Lilly, Emi, Shizune, Rin.

Same goes for me, Thank you Firekeeper. White russians are my favorite drink. Oh? What do you think it was~? Hey that sounds good to me.

>nbd

ur future is nbd too fam

Do it. Tell them.Silly me

It does, but because of the alcohol it has slightly lower freezing point.

actually it was the last thing the author completed before he died

i see. why rin at the bottom tho...

%3

I can't myself. I need to be strong for someyhinng,

So lewd~ What do you like about her?

I don't think I want to put that in my body now...

cute too

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You're a cutie.

Gay :^)

How nice they are. That and they just want the same thing it seems. Not cute at all.

You're welcome as always~
I have to look them up next time I'll have something.
I don't really know, but I think my friend had something to do with it. Not that I mind...~
It's been good, especially while playing Saints Row 3 with a friend, it was a blast.
Besides, how did you like the Cowboy Bebop film?

I'm judging here so I declare cute
night now you silly drunk mess

What about you and mash?

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ehh readlilenaem i didnt know she wanted something like that...