I plan to be stonedAF today all day

I plan to be stonedAF today all day.
Gimme your best stoner movies or TV shows.

And munchies.

Harold & Kumar 4 when?

Selma

I actually living in the midwest, there are no white castles here
Anyway watch Dude Where's My Car

Or you can, you know, commit suicide

Degenerate

DUDE

the classic

I know most people go for comedy. However, when I spend a day pulling tubes, I like to watch 70's Italian Horror.

Highest recommendation is Lucio Fulci's "The Beyond". Then maybe "New York Ripper".

Pineapple Express
Grandmas Boy
How High
Dude Where My Car
Super Troopers
Dazed and Confused

I got you senpai.

The Guest
Tron:Legacy
Grandma's Boy
Anything by John Carpenter
Mad Max Fury road and game.
Watchmen
Deadliest Warrior (tv show)
That dude that makes movie swords on youtube.
Mature Porn (NOT milf porn)
House of Rose Red
old Arsenio Hall interviews (Steven Seagal and Chuck norris ones are the best)
This is not happening (ari shaffir youtube)
Sebastian Maniscalco stand up.
Hitman contracts and blood money.

There you go OP you have a nice mix of activities, have a great day!

Dazed and Confused
Fast Times at Ridgemont High
Friday
Any seth rogan movie
Clerks

Best stonerkino tbvh

You seem really butthurt. Are you just to autistic to talk to a drug dealer so you.don't smoke weed?

I dont smoke weed, but i enjoy getting drunk whole day and binging some show

Something comfy and lowbrow usually, I suggest pic related

Grandmas Boy is one of the only stoner movies to show realistic stoners. Every other movie has stoners holding pounds of weed as their daily supply.

How about you go outside, maybe do some exercise, possibly get a job you fucking burnout. Go out and live a little and stop relying on a plant to have fun and entertain yourself.

>Being thus triggered by a harmless hobby

Well aren't you just the nicest sheltered little boy scout

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It's your lucky day. Comedy Central has been airing stoner movies all day. They just wrapped up both Harold & Kumars and are showing Dazed and Confused now.

Finish it off with Upstream Color.

How about you go outside, maybe do some exercise, possibly get a job you fucking burnout. Go out and live a little and stop relying on an online imageboard to have fun and entertain yourself.

>get high
>throw on a movie, i usually just do some autustic randomizer to pick a random criterion film
>start movie but develop need to fap
>cum buckets to erotic literature
>hungry from beating meat
>go down to the bar and read while having a cheeky beer and tater tots
>walk around town listening to conspiracy theory podcasts
>go back home, movies still paused 3 minutes in, burning it image into my screen
>too tired from beeing high to watch movie/i try to watch and fall asleep unless it immediately engages me

Every time

i know a guy who claims to listen to audio books while high
find a really trippy sci fi audio book on YouTube and try that

I used to be able to smoke all the time. Now I just get lost in my own head and think about how I'm a piece of shit who deserves nothing in the world.

So now I just get drunk and watch horror movies. Much better.

ill tell you what i would do if i had some weed rn bruh (i really dont smoke much either btw)

id fuckin watch some ray mears northern wilderness while drinking either some big peach or peach tea then id play with my puppy and go out and float around in our new pool then come in and order some pizza, smoke some more and watch a healthy dose of both 30 rock and Flip or Flop

id also listen to some boris or chelsea wolfe or black sabbath or james blake or something.

I fucking hate those two. Fixer Upper all the way son.

northern exposure
i loved watching that after smoking da herb