What happened to Mike?

What happened to Mike?

got any more rare young handsome mike pics?

Mike used to be be a kike.

lost his virginity at 32 to jessie

Hey me too.

But he fucked Lauren in his early 20's

Hey me too.

He got fat.

I have a take on the Gen X pasta that's always posted in rlm threads.
The pasta is not wrong, but its scathing tone undermines how correct it is.
The whole rlm crew are trapped in a middlebrow paradox.
They are equal parts ironic and sincere, apathetic and moralizing.
They look down on what they perceive as stupid and beneath them, but they also look down what they perceive as intellectual posturing.
They are snobs in both directions, which leaves only a thin slice of reality in which they can take themselves seriously.
The oxymorons add up to a generalized dissatisfaction with life, a deep and sincere sadness that their ironic distance won't allow them to acknowledge.

Somewhere in the midst of all this, Mike got fat.

what ethnicity is mike?

he was molested. getting big and fat was a subconscious defense mechanism.

mike has a lot of pain inside

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HOLY SHIT! Over the last 20 years, he looks like he's aged 20 fucking years!

White mexican

He has a Czech family name so he's almost definitely a Jew.

More like what happened to Rich?

YOU'RE GONNA CARRY THAT WEIGHT

part serb part jew
went to hs with his sister

But if he watches his weight he could still be a qt

Im dying lauren

he was molested. getting big and fat was a subconscious defense mechanism.

rich has a lot of pain inside

he drinks alot and evidence points to jessi having left his fat ass. If we look through recent vids of him after jessi has gone missing we can see he has started to spin out of control with his drinking and outlandish behaviour. this is a man that has gone off the edge due to some personal problems.

it's quite a sight, as jay used to look like a goofy wreck, and mike was the good looking one. the universe is so strange at times.

he copes by being abusive to rich. it's infuriating, rich is a good man with a shitload of his own problems to cope with.

heres too old already in this

Alcoholism.

This seems believable

Still a qt though

>evidence
Oh go fuck yourself, retard. Stop obsessing over the personal lives of your friend simulators. Here's a point by point list of your "evidence:"

1. She's not in videos anymore

And that's it. That's all the points. I like RLM but these threads are a fucking embarrassment. No wonder they never interact with their fans.

I bet smells like stale beer, old sweat, fromunda cheese, and pickled eggs.

>he drinks alot
WHAT!?
he can't even drink well for the camera. what the fuck, how old are you fags, 12?

>ITT a group of autists who will never talk to a woman irl

Try turning 30 buddy, then we'll talk.

wheew, sorry mike, didn't know you were browsing

what's that? young mike?
1/2

>he drinks a lot
You see him have some drinks in a video once or twice a month. I'm guessing you just assume he drinks all the time off camera too because ...?

...

2/2

mike's acknowledged it, hence the open depression, gradual weight gain and alcoholism

DELETE THIS

Dear god

>anyone that isn't as autistic and creepy as me must be Mike IRL!

took that red pill too far.

alcohol and general laziness plus age

he drank that skull vodka in that ghostbusters like a complete pleb, he obviously has very little experience with drinking alcohol and getting wasted.

I SAID DELETE THIS

He lives in wisconsin. IMAX theaters are considered high culture there.

DELTE THIS FUCKING NOW

hes fuckin dreamy in this SW vid (I believe)
nohomo

is jay the definition of a nu-male?

German-Czech.

Stoklasas are mainly from Sudetenland region of Czech Republic and parts of Germany close to the Czech border.

HYUCK HYUCK

I can't stop staring at his eyes....am I gay?

This is your last warning.

I can't say that he's an alcoholic, or even depressed.The only empirically obvious thing is the weight.
It's speculation, but based on the way they talk about and react to films, you can get a sense of their views on life.
I stand by my take on it. I don't think they are capable of acknowledging their situation.

keked at this

Can't someone buy Susan braces?

Sup Jay

>tfw you draw a map of his eyes because you keep getting lost in them

Wew lad

and they are all huge fags

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fuck i lol'd

definitely not white.

Is his sister qt?

HEY BAUMAN

LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE LAUREN

she was a fat cow

Reminder that he was invited to a prestigious yuro festival to screen one of his SW videos

>prestigious yuro festival
what festival would that be?

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