ITT: We work in a cubical farm

ITT: We work in a cubical farm

Fuck you all, I quit.

>Hey just wanted to let know you know I'm trying to get a little fantasy baseball league going... just for fun you know... i left an signup sheet outside of my cube if ur interested

Hey Jim, how ya doin'?

Hello, this is an automated reply letting you know I am off on my holiday to the Bahamas until 25th March. Thank you!
~Sandra

Letting you know there are some leftover bagels and muffins in the breakroom from this morning's executive meeting

What? Dave? My gosh, it's the third suicide this month.

The problem with the PMs is by the time you have soaked the entire place in gasoline some asshole tries to have a cigarette.

You can't get *anything* done.

>third suicide this month.

You've said that for the past month, yet you still show up everyday. Now either quit or get to work.

trips of destruction

Brb smoke break

NOPE

i am the backbone of this office block, give me a raise.

Did you hear Jenny going full fist in herself yesterday?

jesus christ they're all so young

Sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays :-(

WHO THE FUCK BURNT POPCORN IN THE MICROWAVE??? JEEEEZUS

I call bullshit
Those computers are from the fucking stone age

Any1 see my stapler? Thx fags

>put hotpocket in lunchroom microwave
>set timer on 25 minutes

Hey Madison, checkout the new weirdos, It seems like they never kissed a girl besides their mom

You truly are evil

No, truly evil is a bowl of instant Ramen without the water.

Brb smoke break

Teri's birthday is coming up so try to sign the card. Remember Teri is in the process of transitioning, so please try to avoid using pronouns that might trigger Teri.

it's a tough economy faggot

What would even happen?!

Enjoy your lung cancer, and I read on the internet that smoking causes micropenis

"ohhh im sorry i thought i set it for 2.5 mins"

Genius

Hair Ahmed how's your day. Did you get your virgin girl today

Brb smoke break

Guys can you keep it down, these reports really need to be finished.

>Be surrounded by cubicles with pajeets
>all streaming live cricket matches during the workday at unacceptable audio volume
>3 distinct BOs waft into my cube

>walk out of office like im going on lunch
>directly into restroom to beat my meat

I meant it, smoking is really bad for your health
>finish my 12 dunkin donuts

Oh yes. I cleared the building for several hours and the microwave had to be replaced, the kitchen area thoroughly scrubbed.

Surprisingly I didn't lose my job.

Sorry Brian

Thanks man im trying to quit.

Can i have a donut? im about to take a smoke break.

Aren't you supposed to be at the project meeting?

Is that a fucking Anchorman poster on that central column?

i hereby claim the top 2 shelves of the fridge

John you know you can count on me, here's a donut
Oh and I learned a word from the darkweb would you like to hear it ?

It's fine dude, you guys heading out later?

top kek, nice find

Did anyone catch The Amazing Race last night?

>has too much perfume on

*ring*
They are coming for you Neo.

What is it Phil?

Top fucking kek

Thats some weak photoshop.
You should really send it over to Graphics and have them work on it.

Time to get rejected by that cute intern again.

>bully coworkers
>they just sit there and take it like pussies

daily reminder that tomorrow is also penis inspection day

- Mr. Fagstein, CEO

Muslim Inspection:

*Cooks Bacon in a cubicle*

>Jesus, this whole place smells like stale farts.

Nah man, we got our own reports to do. I'm gonna be pulling an all-nighter

Hey I found this site www.NFL.com

Just check it out