Go to your bedroom

>go to your bedroom

>See this

Wat do u do?

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Fuck it

GET THE FUCK OUT MY HOUSE YOU CRAZY NIG

Call 911 because someone snuck into my apartment

turn 360 degrees and walk away

clean my bed

Eat dat chocobooty all day

Break several animal abuse laws.

This

turn 720 degrees do a tailgrab and walk into the nearest wall.

Dont you mean 180

Send it back to africa where it belongs

Pull out gun and shoot the fucker for breaking and entering, then burn the sheets after the cops come and clean the mess up.

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You sir need to learn basic maths

You can't just send a domesticated animal back into the wild, man.

And you need to not be a newfag

Where the fuck did this dog come from?

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Fuck off dumbass. 360 makes you face the same direction.

Inseminate.

Call The Verminator immediately

Who shat on my bed?

Call animal control!

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Colonize

Call the police bc theres a nigger in my house

user, I guess none of these idiots are old enough to remember XBOX 360 jokes. Gtfo newfags.

Despite their apelike genes, the nigger is actually classed as a person. So you should call the police.

Not only is there a stranger in "my" bed, but that looks nothing like my bedroom.

It's more likely that I have walked into someone else's house than my entire room changing appearance and occupants. I would apologize and chec myself into some sort of health facility to see if I haven't suffered some sort of brain injury, as I find it hard to believe I would make such a mistake so easily without worrying cause.

Fuck it, nut in it and leave it knocked up

>These cucks don't understand that not understanding that old tired joke is the new joke and therefore you are the newfags

HA HA, you have been coaxed into a snafu like your gullible bretheren. May I suggest the exit bag?

Newfag detected.

r u retartet m9?

wash the mud off, and proceed to engage in intercourse.

fucking newfag

>being this bamboozled

Blame the jews

bleach

Go apeshit whilst pounding her

Fuck and hang it

>Wat do u do?
That is not the way to pick cotton nigger

This reminds me of that picture where the dude goes HUR HUR IM A TARD then someone calls him a retard and walks away, then he says HAHA GOTCHA I WAS JUST PRETENDING. sad.

Turn 360 degrees with a big smile and fuck that bitch and drink a coffee together later.

Since the pose is already there, try race play.
"suck your Masters cock or you get a whopping of your lifetime you dirty nigger! "

Ring the zoo and tell them to come and pick up their escaped monkey!

Make sure i still have my wallet.

Check to see if my TV is stolen.

Summer already?

fucking newfag

I really hate them

Who shat on my bed?

I shove a Stirling engine on it to see how fast it runs.

Demote my overseer

That's not how running works

Check my map, clearly I've been walking in circles.

APPRECIATE THE VIEW A FEW SECONDS. SNAP A PICTURE. THEN ASK WHO THE HELL SHE IS AND WHAT SHE'S DOING THERE. I MEAN, NOT THAT I'M GOING TO TURN HER DOWN IF THIS IS AN OFFER, BUT GODDAMN, THAT'S KINDA AWKWARD.

This

The stirling engine itself:
youtube.com/watch?v=qRqsiPsqL_A
It works with the temperature differential, and if black women are as literally hot as people say they are, it probably can work to some extent.

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Whip that nigger and make it get back to work.

Stab with knife

Thats seems like an reasonable reaction. I'll second that.

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Blow her back out

>Dont you mean 180

Bingo! We have weiner!

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>fuck it, but look away because it's black
>whip it because it's not working the plantations
>send it back to the carribean
>make profit and bust a nut

Wip it and tell the chimp to fold my bedsheets

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who the fuck spilled oil all over my sheets
fucking BP

>WHY AREN'T YOU WEEDING THE GARDEN
>*BULLWHIP INTENSIFIES*

>being this new

You are new at this?

>lurk more

What a fuckin retard

Bread it

Give it a lick, Give it a stick.

Check if tv is still there

Clean my sheets

The correct response is BREED IT

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Complain to her master that she's lying on the bed instead of having the room cleaned already.

get him

burn it since it's a nigger

I'd try to be cool and smooth but probably drop the spaghetti like the autist that I am, causing her to walk out.

Chekt
No that's a 720 sir. Learn your fucking math newfag

If dubs this shit tier thread becomes a get thread.

Ummmm WOW just fucking wow

Fuck it and creampie it

Repeat

>being a new fag

flush it down the toilet.

Check if no dick nor herpes and proceed to make love for the sole purpose of procreation

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Newfag detected...
Summer really is early as fuck this year...

get the shakles

Not all black people are from Africa, but if you want to get technical humans originated from Africa so you could send anyone back to Africa where they "belong". Even you.

jesus christ

fuck that beautiful pitch black ass

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