/stg/ - HUSBANDO edition

/Stranger Things General/ - I like Mike edition

>Previously on the last episode of /stg/

I don't know, I probably missed it.

>Previously on the past episodes of /stg/

El posting hit critical mass, the Chad wars, Pedobaiters massive loss of life, /ourguy/ makes a resurgence, Barb weighs 1500lbs, Spooky Scary Skelenancy hungers for blood, Punished Will, a wizard trapped in between realities.

LET'S DO THIS!

El Poster Dan brings presents:

>Mike...
streamable.com/e7ki

>To Be Continued
streamable.com/3gac

*NEW AND SPICY*
>To Be Continued 2
streamable.com/2r18

El supercut is on the way, take heart!

Discuss the show, fight to the death for your husbando. El posting still highly encouraged.

Question of the day:

Who would win in a bike race, Mike, Dustin, or Lucas? Mike has El with him and she can use her powers.

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Nice subreddit

Mike thread? HOORAY!

I prefer my husbandos with a little more T desu

Reminder that S2 leaked last night on twitter

I hope you guys got your friends into this show. Maximum comfy marathoning it with bros.

Really? What?

Those faggots are too normie to contain the power of El.

I told you I'd make husbando edition at some point.

I guess Hopper can be a husbando. More like a dadfu though.

For real?
HYPY

>you will never climb Mt. Barb
Feels bad man

She couldn't even contain her power.

you faggots are so dumb

>friends

Apparently Hop tore his achilles tendon. Will this delay Season 2? FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

It will change their shooting schedule to do all the scenes where he's sitting down first. If anything.

>tfw your waifu sacrifices herself to save you

What is a husbando, without his waifu?

Really makes you think...

Is this real?

Why is it fake?

Post cute Nancys

You can tell it's fake because by now there would be 10,000 different shitty online news articles about, "OMG STRANGER THINGS 2 CONFIRMED!" But there's not.

They're no material to leak therefore there's no leak. It's a given there will be a second season, unless Duffer Bros just flat out refuse.

...

Maybe nobody's picked up on it yet?

Why did they have to shoot him?

That's not very nice, senpai...

I'm scared!

I don't think it is.
Look, the 2 is even fucking glowing the same.

Might not be nice, but it's true.

They didn't want any loose ties? Makes sense to me.

So is this show being shilled or what? Netflix what the fuck is going on.

I've been posting in these threads for a while now.
Not shills, just a bunch of guys memeing and fighting pedos.

youtube.com/watch?v=YMNCyjM-8t4

For you Stranger bros

They don't even know what they unleashed. I fucking hate them but they've unknowingly turned me into an El poster.

I've accepted my fate.

SEND HELP

>tfw el will never be your daughter


also

>tfw bros not into kino and tv shows

kek. You're a real human bean, user. That gives me an idea, all the El and Papa scenes need a cut too as well.

Am I the only guy upset that they called her El instead of Ellie?

>tfw been 1 day since i finished my marathon
>still depressed that it's over

i need to get a life bros

>tfw been a week since I finished my marathon
>I still wanna die

I marathoned until 4am, so I had some fucking weird dreams that night.

And yes, before you ask- El was in them.
Most of the cast was.

That kid looks like Kylo Ren.

Is Mike a fag?

He fell in love with a bald girl that looked like a prepubescent boy.
You tell me.

Get your feels right here.
youtube.com/watch?v=LsvuipGq2ns
youtube.com/watch?v=9zZfBBp-j6I

But he only said she's pretty when she wore a wig

Kised her when she was bald.

pretty ***good***

This is now a Steve thread.

>Just take them old records off the shelf

youtube.com/watch?v=tMwUyUk3-X0

>my normie friends have casually said that the show ending made them sad and with nothing to watch

Will post-Stranger Things depression become a thing?

Pretty... good!

who /coffeeandcontemplation/ here?

show hole confirmed for being a actual thing

I want mike's lips on my dick

>males like steve
>females like jonathan
>male showrunners have her end up with the charming chad they wish they were instead of the autistic loner they actually are

typical.

>boys looks like a girl
>girl looks like a boy

why is this allowed

>Jonathan
>chad
nah he was just a rich loser who got punked out by his "friend"

...

did he take sugar and cream or drink it black?

Just like mah anime

Took it /blacked/

How long do we have to wait until El is bangable?

Who was best kid?

>Millie is british
It's over, the bong genes are going to hit her anytime

The one without front teeth.

I like Pixie haircuts.

El and MIke
Dustin is overrated

Legally?
5 or 6 years.

>one cannot possibly replicate the same style as the original title

>loose ties

6 more seasons familiar

user not all bong girls are ugly some grow up cute and even pretty sometimes

lucas he wasn't afraid to tell mike to fuck off

I'll sit and listen to them
(thought that fit really well, walked off screen alone.)

Dustin is our guy

Mike is my guy. You can fuck right off.

fuck off shill-san

...

I have felt physical attraction towards several celebrities before, but the attraction in all those cases doesn't go beyond the surface of looking at photos or watching a video now and then.

However only El has caused me behavioural problems. And I think the cause is that, while other girls show, sooner or later, a banal side, El manages to present a flawless reality of youthful innocence that I desperately want to be part of. So, her videos and images allow me to delude myself and complete the picture with my own fantasies, and that gets me hooked.

Everyday when I get out of the bed I say to myself:

>you have things to do
>don't go to Sup Forums
>don't go to stranger things threads
>don't El post
>don't search for Millie’s social media

I'm tired, I want out of this. There must be a way to neutralize any desire or fantasy without feeling myself empty, so I can focus myself on productive things. If I've reached the rational conclusion that there're things I'll never have, why can't I force my emotions and my mind to comply?

What do I do, some of you must know. There's literally nobody I can't talk to about this.

Save the jokes, I really feel miserable, I need help, I'm wasting my life here.

El would make Mike wear the wig.

Barb's our guy desu

...

The way this kid resorted to screaming at his friends in every fucking scene drove me crazy. I would have begged Elle to just pop his fucking head off at some point.

Me too

And he would be pretty with or without it.

Eggos are for

>There must be a way to neutralize any desire or fantasy
It's easy, user.

but belived her pretty without the wig anyway

...

>tfw feel same way
Its awful

Then you'll love me.

Mike wants no part in your foolish selfies.

Wasn't there a scene where El asked if she was still pretty?

I imagine if this was based off the showrunner's decisions, and they were the autistic loner photographer growing up, they'd do make Jonathan win out in the end. I preferred Jonathan over Steve. Redeeming one's self after shaming your girlfriend that hard is nice, but kind of irrelevant. Does preferring Jonathan make me a woman?

no

...

DUSTIN IS THE BEST !!!

BLACKED

>Mike will never tell reassure you that you're pretty, really pretty
>He'll never be happy you're home

Don't we all deserve such a husbando?

some feels are never meant to be felt

i know what phenomenon you mean. do you have OCD?

Dustin has such impressive control over his lips.

DELETE THIS

I'm trying so hard to remember which brunette actress he reminds me of.

Was it just lonely?