2 Years ago, my wife and I visited Egypt to explore some of the lesser-known tombs...

2 Years ago, my wife and I visited Egypt to explore some of the lesser-known tombs, such as the tomb of pharaoh "Sobekhotep", which dates back around 3,800 years. Our guide clearly said "DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES TOUCH ANYTHING". On the flight home, my wife told me she kept a smooth piece of dark stone she found inside the tomb, and after we got home she got sicker and sicker. It broke my heart to see her suffering. With that said, now that you've seen this cursed image, you must post in this thread or something terrible will happen to you.

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Sage

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bepis

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Is your wife ok now?

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K

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Dumbass wife

>>Sage
Btw , i fucked your wife with a long smooth black rock

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Why do people even post these

Fuck outta here.

Also, sage.

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That Sekhmet statue dates to roughly 1390 BC to 1077 BC, from the reign of Amenhotep III or after. Unlikely therefore that the rest of the tomb dates to c. 1780 BC.

skadoosh

This is an interesting post.

Trips says your wife is sad she's stuck with you

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This is dumb

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Did she die?

garb

for fucksake

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I am glad your wife is dead

Hope she died

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oh jesus fuck me postin' now.

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Is she still sick?

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K.

I hope your mother died tonight faggot

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that statue doesn't date back around 3,800 years


oh, and that's not your wife

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>you must post in this thread or something terrible will happen to you.

Why would it? It wanted your wife, not us.

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Post her tits!

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Dang

If there's one thing I dont fuck with it's Egyptian curses.

czech em

is your wife a man? she sure looks like one.

Take it to /x/, leave out the faggotry, and you might get the attention you clearly seek.

I'd hit it.

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im scared

I have divine protection from my lord Jesus Christ. I do not need to worry of this. Which is a little bit contradictory since I am posting here

bananolui!

Must be radioactive stuff she brought in. end of story.

Faggot

cancer

Nigger

Fake. But posting anyway.

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posting

also reported image for stealing historic shit. Your wife will be wanted for such a crime

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not taking any chances

Please no

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im a fool

fuck not another reply to this meme.. we're doomed...........

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plz don't curse me.