At disneyland

At disneyland
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Encounter any faggot Disney club members yet?

Not yet

did you get a churro?

Yes I did, lady was an ass though

Bump

now what?

how many times have you rode space mountain?

Take a creep shot of Micky Mouses ass

Sign said churros were $2 and I handed her $2, forgetting there was tax, lady acted like I was trying to pull her a fast one

Space mountain is down

I will

no way churros are only $2 at Disneyland
go on splash mountain and pee in your log

Splash mountain is also down

How's the view from your room?

well wut da hell, disneyland?

go harass illuminati outside club 33, take pics

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Pretty poop

or go on Indiana jones, pee in car

Will post pics when we get around there

How many dole whips have you so far?

Knock 3 times OP, a buttler guy will ask you for a password, the password is "kek" he will gladly let you in into the world of Disney's illuminati

Only one, plan on getting more

Did they strip search you? Did the search all your orifices? Finger print scan or any other horse shit???

Just metal detector and a bag search

Holy shit! Disney F-ing World takes finger print scan biometrics and say have a nice day...

if op was in disney world i could let him do shit with security and get free shit

I'm intriged

Explain

Take some upskirts of 12 year olds. You know, for science.

Idunno...

i work there as a security chief(think of it as assistant manager) so i could bring people backstage and into the tunnels and shit. also get you passes to skip lines, get some free souvenirs, and free food

Aww ;-;

Going to Disneyworld in 3 months

Come on dude...Don't be a faggot.

DO IT FAGGOT

DO IT

well see you in 3 months

FAGGOT

Its the 50th anniversary of pirates of the carribian is today, there's a bit of security here rather not get thrown out
Sorry user

Ill make a thread then

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faggot

PEE IN PIRATE BOAT

Newfag.

OR STAND UP IN BOAT WHILE ON RIDE AND PISS LIKE A SPRINKLER INTO THE LARGE STAGNANT POOL

Who are you with?

where are you now, OP? I want pics

No one answered

>Newfag.
Newborn.
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Faimly

push the speaker button

Yours or with your parents?

ask for walt

Trying to deliver on

Still no answer

Mother and a cousin

fortune and glory, kid

"Walt sent me"

Wait time is like 2 hours though, will probably get a fast pass and come back later in the night, but mark my words I will deliver

Dude you are so close to the CUNNY DUNNY, find a way in!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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"Cash me ousside"

The fuck is a cunny dunny

Cunt dungeon

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Having lunch, corndogs or speghetti

corndogs

Someone screenshot

>Goes to Disneyland
>Goes on Sup Forums while there

Go have fun faggot

hahahaha that's fucking gay

Any pakis?

Tons

swim out to Discovery Island and post results don't be a faggot it's been abandoned for like 40 years

Thanks nigger

The restaurant isnt even that good tbh

club 33 and a 1/3 is where it's at

indiana jones is down

Don't worry about the gators in the water they only attack prey that's small enough for them to eat.

I don't even know where the island is

reported.
Emailed park director with a screenshot of this thread that shows your job title, and a comment regarding "up skirt" photos of underage girls.

Actually kind of interested in this.

OP are you near the Bay Lake Resort?

pirates is closed

No its not

YOU LIE

It's in the middle of the fucking lake.

TOP FUCKING KEK

Fucking everywhere these days, like fucking rats.

Next to the autopia

Do it faggot

where are you?

dear god

Ohh you're at the California park. Disregard the discovery island post.

trips don't lie

Nigger in in disneyland not disneyworld

confirmed gator pit.
Godspeed user

trips dubs
you are fucked Mr security man.
Good luck mickey mousing your way outta that.

Include me in the screencap

This is why I still come here

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since splash mountain cannot be peed in try the matterhorn

What's that water ride where you go into a pitch dark tunnel then there's a huge drop down?

matterhorn isn't open. The monsters are on strike.