What's the most fucked up thing you have done in greentext?

what's the most fucked up thing you have done in greentext?

>never seed torrents

OP here had to reuploaded this thread again but heres my story I was going to reply

OP
>be me again
>she was showering a day after she sucked my cock she's 8
>had to pee immediately
>get in the bathroom while she was showering
>the shower had transparent blurry doors and walls
>got horny again
>"user, get out!"
>"ok hold up"
>when I finished cleaning I went to wash my hands
>she opens the door and shoves her ass on my face
>I was shocked and got diamond hard
>she said she watched porn and she learned what happen last night
>wanted me to fuck her in the ass
>I didn't know what to do
>parents were out anyways and aunt was sleeping in her room
>took my chances
>pulled down my shorts and ram my cock up and down her pussy and asshole
>she had a fat juicy pussy
>wanted to cum already
>poked her asshole with my cock
>moans
>poked harder
>moans again
>finally inserted my tip inside her
>she moans harder
>told her to shut up
>slowly shoved my cock deeper
>she was moans with her nouth closed
>good girl
>only went back and fourth 3 times before i shot a load in her ass
>came on her ass
>shit was good

>triforce

>went through the walmart 20 items or less express checkout with 21 items

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Je moet een hele grote hekel aan me. Allemaal. Alsjeblieft. Ik smeek het jullie.

you sick motherfucker

i know...

any more to the story fam?

>Be me
>14, a virgin, HORNY AF
>Gets home early from school
>dick is hard from vibration of the bus
>Hears strange noise in mom's room
>CONFUSION
>Realizes she's masturbating.
>Looks through the crack in the door
>Unzips pants
>I fapped, but I didn't cum.

>snuck into my sisters room, sniffed and jerked off with her dirty underwear

>be me
>18
>celebrating 4/20 blazin it
> sister's friend got kicked out of her house
>smoking herbs on the couch
>sister's friend comes out looking hot as fuck at 1AM
>offer her blunt
>she accepts
>within 20 minutes she's giving me head on the couch
>tfw lost virginity on 4/20

>sister finds out
>threatens friend
>they never talk again
>we still fuck

>be me
>13
>at school
> was late ohshit.jpg
>apologized to tutor
>obvious sexual tension
>fucked me as a punishment
>m o L

>sat with my twin brother
>notice him fidgiting about, wont sit still
>whatswrongnigger.jpg
>he takes my hand and put it on his crotch
>he is fucking hard as fuck
>not even bothered by it
>mutually agreed to suck eachother off and not say a word about it afterwards
>he cums in my mouth and i swallow
>i cum in his but he spits
>now a permanent stain on the carpet
>everytime i see it i get reminded of the time i succ'd my twin brother
>mfw

>be me
>16
>on vacation in Arizona
>12 am in a hotel room, parents and grandmother asleep
>be hidden behind my rollaway bed
>horny af
>start jacking off to furry porn on my phone
>accidentally shoot my load on my face
>eat my own cum

Started being a fag at a young age i see.

>didn't even wake anyone up or get caught in the process either

>made a flash movie back in 2003
>fairly popular
>promised to make a sequel
>never made a sequel

it's okay it was a female furry i jacked off to

...

>i rick rolled almost 2000 people the last couple of days with a emma watson video link

And they didn't notice??

/thread

On a phone so im making it short
>be me 15
>sister 17
>her bf dumped her so she was drinking some booze she stole from parents
>parents are gone for the week
>playin video game and sister comes in my room
>she's slighlty drunk and came to chill with me
>talking about how her ex bf is a jerk etc
>she gave me a bit of booze
>some how we started talking about sex
>says shit like how her bf was small and only made her cum twice by fingering her
>i was starting to get hard by thinking about it
>she notices bulge
>points at it and says "looks like someone wants to play"
>she's welm drunk by now
>so i take my dick out and she was laying down so i moved so it was at her face and jammed my dick in her mouth
>she started sucking saying how she shouldn't and wouldn't if she was sober
>i ended up fucking her twice that night
>she passed out andvi was still horny so i decided to fuck her
>fuck it I'm a raw dog it
>fuck her like crazy cum all over her tits

In the morning she woke up in her bed because i woke her up and made her go to her bed and she had no memory if fucking me. But she asked if her ex came over last night so i said yeah he left something here.

I fucked her when she came home drunk a few more times felt bad for taking advantage but pussy was worth it.

>went to disney.com without my parents' permission

thanks for the tip user

Do you want a free train ride to siberia user?!

Unbelievable you monster!!

Pics or it didn't happen

>be me 19
>living at the girlfriends mothers house
>asshole cat knocked a bunch of glasses off counter
>was a fucking douche
>i cummed on cats face to teach it a lesson

YOU MONSTER