Hey Sup Forums Wanting to join the army but don't know what field I should be in thoughts?

Hey Sup Forums Wanting to join the army but don't know what field I should be in thoughts?

I think you should kill yourself. Indecision is only going to get your comrades deaded. How's about maybe you give people some more information so they can make an accurate judgment, you fuckstick?

I have knowledge in welding?

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in a field of morons

Join the Air Force instead.

Don't join the army. Join the marines. You ain't ever gonna pull bitches otherwise.

True, But I got offered a E3 promotion right off the bat for my tech skills?

you're on your way, just remember, this orange clown will be your boss

Do a combat job, don't do something lame like desk work or moving supplies.

I went in as E3 because I had JROTC in highschool.

lol

I wanted to join the military but i realized I didn't want to die fighting for the America of today. Bunch of degenerate lazy cunts. There is no pride in protecting this country anymore. It's not like they write in the history books or show in the movies. You're gonna die and be forgotten or work a boring ass job. If there's anything else u would rather pursue than go for that instead.

They don't have JROTC at mine.

Former 35m here. I got out after 6 year and 2 deployments to the sandbox making 120k. Get that clearance

if you think joining the forces is about "pulling bitches" you should rush too grab a dd214

>I wanted to join the military but i realized I didn't want to die
Should have just stopped there, user. No shame in being a pussy, as long as you own your pussification and don't try to justify it with political nonsense.

Alright.

Dont go POG faggot!

Signal. Go for 25B like I was. If the lying recruiter tells you a 25U is just as good, laugh hard in his fat fucking face. It's not. 25Us are everyone else's bitch.

You're a dumb faggot. Most vets get out making a killing while you're flipping burgers

holy shit look what we have here

USMC veteran here. Listen, be prepared to get hell from the VA after you get back from North Korea.
>tldr the VA will kill you faster than the Nkoreans. Bonus for VA fucking you while they're at it.

Don't do it unless you want to die for corrupt reasons and "leaders"

sheep

It's ok you would have been an overweight career specialist who gets chaptered out for failing pt. Fairy. Fucking. Faglord.

I'm tired of you fucking new fags.

The last time America was at war was WW2. We "won". Korea was a civil war. We didn't win. Vietnam was a civil war. We didn't win. Desert Storm...lmao. Afghanistan...Iraq...clusterfuck abound. We didn't win.

Now Trump wants to continue Afghanistan. And just sent troops into Syria. Hell yeah, time for more idiots to die or lose a limb. Either way, they come back as "SPECIAL HERO!".

Be, all that you can be....you're a dumbfuck.

hooah

just go for a technical job in the military and you'll be fine. Everyone makes fun of the infantry anyways.

Laughable. I've seen more struggle than you and I didn't have to suck a drill sergeants dick to make me feel like i had structure in my life. Maybe you are the real pussy. Look deep inside your psyche.

Former Army 35G. It's all about the clearance before you dd214.

the only thing you struggle with is trying to suckle the remnants of dorito dust off your sausage fingers.

This. Got out after a 6 year RESERVE(didn't have to do shit) contract and immediately worked with one of the top ten fortune 500 companies making 60k a year starting with nothing but my military experience.

I got E-3 in about four months just because I wasn't a mouth breathing buffoon like the ncos and brass were used to seeing.

Go to infantry. Not in military but hey sounda cool to be in the field being in the action.

ye theres those low iq insults you typically see with military cucks. Bet i could make you mad enough to charge at me and then id slice your throat and throw you on the ground

OP, listen to me: whatever you do, get AIRBORNE in your contract. It's not a hard school whatsoever, it's not that much extra money ($150/month extra), but if you are not airborne, people will talk shit about you your entire military career, be it 2 years or 20. Non airborne qualified people are looked down upon. If you're looking at an MOS that the recruiter says he can't get you Airborne in your contract for, do NOT take that MOS. It's that simple.

One other piece of advice: P. Fucking. T. The people who score the highest on PT in any company, will get their pick of assignments and the best treatment. They evaluate people on all kinds of shit supposedly, but the reality is that PT scores are a huge deal in Army life.

There are a bunch of workout programs available online and you should find them and get started on that now. The key thing though is consistency. Work on that shit every fucking day now, and after you are in. The better you do on PT, the better those assholes will make your life.

you gotta bait harder bud.

Thanks for the advice.

listen to this man OP

Struggle... you fucking pansy the only struggle you have is getting denied by a hooker and no one replying to your trap threads. Fuck off you faggot virgin.

This right here, OP. Pay fucking attention to this fartknucle.

I kekd

Active duty navy here telling you DONT JOIN THE FUCKING ARMY

Air force if you wanna live comfy the next 4-6 years, neavy if you dont mind 9-12 month ship deployments. Those are your only options. The army is shitty enough that I know 1 out of 30some people who actually reenlisted

Yes. The ts opens doors. Got a gs14 gig.

I live in San Diego and this is true; mainly Rednecks with some ghetto urbans thrown in to the mix. Nothing brings a smile to my face like a dead Marine, and the army has the dumbest of them all.

OP I hope this happens to you.

join as a 68W combat medic.

You will be a nationally certified EMT after you get out with miltary experience, easy job.
Can go on to paramedic

Talk big shit over the internet but you would bitch up in person. Come find me im not hiding. Tacoma, Washington are the streets i roam.

Marine reporting in.

I've only got a few days left, glad I do.

I'm not going to tell you to not join the military, I'm just going to tell you a few things recruiters won't:

>you're a quota to your recruiter and nothing more
>they'll push people through to graduation who shouldn't be in the military in your boot camp platoon for "numbers"
>you'll by for hours for a few minutes of word
>selfish, political "leaders" pollute the higher ranks
>some barracks buildings are old as fuck and full of black mold
>field day
>piss poor time management
>useless formations
>if there's no real tasks to accomplish that day, expect fruitless busy work so SSgt can tell 1stSgt you guys did something
>the field sucks
>kiss-asses get promoted much faster than those competent in their MOS
>you may spend a lot of your contract preparing for something that will never happen (like combat)
>you will meet some people that you're amazed can breathe and chew their food at the same time

Oh, and don't join for some altruistic or political reasons, you'll be let down.

Anyways, I've had good times too. Saw some shithole countries, some cool ones, shot all sorts of machine guns and explosives, and met some of the coolest guys ever. The people are all I'll miss, I'm over the Corps.

Enlistment is quite often a pain in the ass, unless you're living the comfy POG life.

With your katana right neckbeard? Tip your fedora too?

cock suckers elite (the navy).
It would suit you OP.

>kiss-asses get promoted much faster than those competent in their MOS

holy fuck if this ain't the truth.

Wtf lol. You have to be genuinely retarded. Like full on autistic

I'm curious about the military as well.. Erm the part you mentioned that you may prepare for something that may never happen like seeing combat getting into combat. I've heard about that a lot before and it worries me somewhat. I mean , if I were to join and I'm not deployed ever. So they just kick you out when they don't need you? Or Do they eventually find some use for the people that expected to see combat? . Also . Does that happen to infantry men?

Thankfully the USA has Mexicans who want that green card. Before you hit that Post button say thanks to Jose the Bullet Sponge.

Autism would be a godsend for me. I'd take that over any day over my fucked up mind. Boy I've destroyed lives you're just another fly in the wind. Go be a good boy and die for me in another country.

I went 25 Bravo and got airborne ranger on my contract and am in the DEP right now. I recommend going for an MOS that translates to civilian life.

How hard is the ASVAB?

You think life fucked you so far? Well the Army will fuck you even harder and won't even apologize.

Probably only qualify for infantry. do it

Depends on your level of autism

for normal fucking people it's easy as shit

Ya my bro is stationed state side and he says that optional trainings (like airborne) PT and marksmanship are the easy way to get on good terms with CO's and fasttrack promotion points.

Also he did something with memorizing a handbook for some points right out of basic or something.

>>you're a quota to your recruiter and nothing more

2 friends joined the Marines, and their beloved "gunny," who recruited them and told them it would be great, wrote them in boot camp to see how they were. They wrote back, telling him don't write us any more letters motherfucker . . . pretty funny.

>>they'll push people through to graduation who shouldn't be in the military in your boot camp platoon for "numbers"

yes, recruiters are hated by training NCOs, yet recruiters will have their careers ruined if they don't produce enough warm bodies. Can't blame them for not giving a fuck.

>>the field sucks

Yes and no. It was dirty and no less stupid, but I didn't have to do all the same spit and polish shit. In some ways it was better. What I hated was the day you came back from the field. All we wanted to do was go home and shower and they'd keep us there till 9pm. "Hey, let's send a detail out to pull up some of the grass that's growing right beside the company building." OK dicks.

>>you may spend a lot of your contract preparing for something that will never happen (like combat)
Well, that I can't really fault them on. To the extent they do that. We could never get enough ammo and range time to practice shooting like I thought we should.

how is the air force pension program thingy?

I'll join if it means I get some free $$$ afterwards

Be 68w us medics have all the fun i swear

11B Weekend warrior here, it aint that bad going out one weekend a month and get assistance paying for my college and getting paid for it. Read up on the contracts before you go to MEPS

MY recruiter is a medic heh.

I think you're an edgy faggot who probably has some daddy issues. There's nothing wrong with not liking the military or the people in but gaining pleasure in a random enlistees death makes you worse than any sand nigger.

Since dumb fucks join the military it is aimed at an average 14yo. I am beyond stupid and took it in HS; despite being almost illiterate i scored a 72.

My friend was an inner city recruiter and had ghetto types routinely score in the 20-40 range; Rednecks score just as bad.

A sampling of some of your fellow bottom feeders. The Cathouse Murders.

Spotted the 12 year old cod player

Infantry if not just get a normal job cuz thats all youll do but for way less pay

91E.

Army sucks though.

>Army dude.

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So we know how great we are most other pussy branches don't even have medics they ain't got the brain power is army dudes do.
But for real though medic is the best job cos you are both the best friend and worst enemy of all the military.

laughable

Can't speak for reservists but infantry definitely has a brotherhood mentality that goes above and beyond just being in the military

no it's not gay

actually it's pretty gay

Damn, I was in retard science/math classes throughout my school days.

that sounds phenominal

You want to spend 4 years fighting for the special financial interests of Rothschild and the other elites? You're part of humanity's problem.

Unless he pulls a Green or Tan beret

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Na I got a battle buddy 4 lyfe

I tip my ball cap to you good sir: If not for brave men in the military I would not have the right to post on /b.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

You are consciously deciding to be cannon fodder? Choose a different path in life, a non-military one at least.

im in the process of enlisting, gotta clear up a $500 bill though fml

takes a while to get into MEPS, but i should be able to get in this month. got 85 on asvab and pretty decent looking scores im qualified for every job lol

air force, am gonna consider a MOS in medics (4 year). anyone else a medic in the air force? what should i expect? also whats next after MEPS?

Damn bro what an awesome free thinker you are, hating on the military.

t. college libtard

Well after MEPS you go to basic training bud.

Go die, you piece of shit.

expect everyone not airforce to give you mad shit for being airforce

it's 2 parts jealousy and 1 part bitching about it being ez pz

Medics in the military are called Pecker Checkers. The vast majority of your job will be to stare at VD ridden Rednecks cocks.

BMT is after and it's a fucking breeze now compared to back in the day. You've got it on easy street. I was in the air force, but I don't know anything about the AFSC you're planning on getting into. Best of luck.

Still a Junior in HS though, I have a lot of time to think you guys are giving me a lot of good insight so thanks to all of you.

Until you get in combat
Not That you would know about that
:^)

> joining chairforce
> not 99 asvabs

I enjoyed my enlistment back in 2002-2006. USAF had good facilities, rules weren't too onerous, and fagfags like you don't have to pretend to be straightfags anymore. So that's nice.

> when I was in no one cared about the fags
> it was incredibly obvious who they were
> it was just stupid they had to keep up the stupid ruse because of "don't ask don't tell"
> this was admittedly better than the even earlier official dogma of "smear the queer"

Kinda like how Bravos talk shit about Cav until we get lent a tank on patrol

ok. but how long is the wait between MEPS and BMT? i heard it could take up to a year thats gonna be too long to wait
lol ofc
well it'll be a useful skill in the civilian world. maybe even work up to become a doctor...
thanks
tbh the vocab part of the test threw me off, english isn't my first lang lol. and thats comforting to know, this branch is the closest to being treated best is what I've been told

Ghetto Dindus with weapons - sound like a great mix.

POG marine reporting in. if you join don't try to be some motivated rock eating grunt. in an age where in a real war ground troops are next to useless just go to college and if you still want to join atleast you can be an officer. Grunts spend 90% of their days just sitting in their barracks room after they pt. Then after 4 years of nothing accomplished except, roughing it in 29 stumps for 5 weeks out of the year they leave and join the real world with no job skills and a shit attitude because they're "salty veterans" who's "deployments" were to Japan or some country in the middle east with a starbucks, and a pizza hut on base. i work on helicpoters and ive already got a job making 80K with bell Aero after they pay to put me through a few of their programs. food for thought