I trust you all know how to use the three shells

I trust you all know how to use the three shells

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Of course I do. Now excuse me I just ate Taco Bell.

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Hold two of them like cassinettes to pry the cheeks apart. Third one scoops right down the middle.

>mfw people don't know how to use them

It's wacky shit like this that I miss from pre-00's films.

I wonder if they gave silvester stallone a finger box when they thawed him out.

of course i scrape my ass with the shells aint no thing but a chicken wing

I don't mean to intrude on your joy-joy feelings, citizen - but Pizza Hut won the franchise wars. Maybe you should report this boggle to your nearest mental wellness center...

Even Star Trek uses the three sea shells.

Yeah, but its the future so pic related

>mfw

I've seen this fingerbox a million times, and only just now realized that's a panda on a tire swing. Always thought it was a snail for whatever reason.

shit into the first shell, using the second shell to compress the shit like a sandwich. the sandwich is then eaten. the third shell is used to reflect the stream of water from a misfiring bidet onto your dirty bung leaving you with a snack and a clean ass

>mfw I now realized the same thing after years of Sup Forums lurking
Mother of God. At last I've seen the light

no but seriously, how do you use them?

delete this

They're clearly just buttons for the future bidet.

>first shell activates the spray
>second air dryer
>third activates feces scanner to ensure clean ass

Can we all just agree that physical fluid exchange is disgusting and that we're better off without it?

Go back there, please.

Aww how cute
If I wanted your opinions I'd pull my dick out of your mouth, summerfag

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Next you'll be telling me you don't like to smoke, drink alcohol or eat meat...

Sandra Bullock needs to do more uniformed roles.

t. post-fappening migratory newfag

>t.
>Fappening

Newfag detected.

Grats you t.'d yourself wwwwwwww

Is this the funniest Schneider has ever been?

That's disgusting, user!

>we're the police!
>we're not trained to handle this kind of violence

Take your PC nanny-state authoritarian liberalism and shovel it, cunt.

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>European version

Not canon.