Hello Sup Forums,I need some tips.
I am planning on getting out of class one day and go masturbate in the girls bathroom and leave a load of cum on the seat,I have not fapped for 2 days now hoping to have a massive load stored up (I have been teasing my self by looking a porn and making myself hard,sometimes pre-cum drips out)
Do you guys have any tips on how to get in and out of there without getting caught and if there was anyway i could get more cum saved up.
Thanks
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Why the fuck would you do that?
My advice is for you to stay in class and turn your life around
let it SPLOOOSH!!
cause im a horny bastard
Sounds like you need to develop some boundaries and social norms OP.
If you do this, I hope someone leaves a massive load all over your computer at home or all over your bed so you know what its like to have your privacy invaded.
Second.
I hate to break it to you but this goes beyond being a horny bastard. There is actually something wrong with you and you definitely should not do that.
just say you have to go to the bathroom
At least you know you'll never get to do that in a bathroom at uni
okay then guys,how would i go about going into the guys bathroom and jacking off in there (to cum into the toilet) without anyone noticing me?
I'm with this user, this is borderline predatory behavior.
It starts random, won't be long until its targeting.
Talk to your guidance counselor OP
Don't touch the wee wee at all, let it build, don't let precum come out.
You could always say you mistook the bathroom for the men's if you get caught. It won't work though, you'll probably be on camera as the only guy going in there and when girls freak out about there being a huge cum load on the seat security video will be checked and you'll be fucked.
I read a manga that was kinda like this once.
what has /b become
a bunch of white knight fags
where you @?
i can help
you need help
Being branded as a sexual predator lasts for a long time user.
I don't think this thrill is worth the payment.
there are no cameras near the girls toilets,already checked
which manga?
>already checked
guise done recon and shit
cameras outside the entrance to the bathroom
being seen by a girl leaving or entering the bathroom
a girl finding your cum, reporting it, and an officer storing it for criminal investigation to sooth the parents of the girl who is afraid of accidental pregant
>how can i not get caught?
1. do you have a sister? if not, steal your mom's clothes
2. buy wig
3. wear cute panties and shave
4. pose as a potential new student seeking to get enrolled
5. excuse yourself in a girly voice to use bathroom
6. squat on the toilet with your heels like a sissy trap slut and jerk
7. cum hard, clean cummy cock with your pantys
8. leave
9. retrieve the box of boy clothes that you successfully snuck into a bush before the day began ***THIS IS IMPORTANT***
10. come back late to class
tip: if they find the cum and try to do criminal investigation, save your cum to pass the school cum test
how would i know if a girl is out in the hall when i leave?
Look at it this way user.
If you're caught, you'll never get to jerk off normally ever again, you'll always been seen as a predator, this shit will follow you, you'll never get real pussy, or warm lips around your cock unless you pay for it.
It'll interfere with your life, you'll have to go to counseling and/or therapy which will be the most boring, back ass shit you ever done.
Basically, you're throwing your life away because you're horny and unable to control basic impulses.
Just remember, if you do it, you'll get in trouble, and you'll have no one to blame, but yourself.
>inb4 OP is trolling
>inb4 cant inb4
Go jerk off OP, your brain apparently can't handle sexual impulses. You'll be fine after.
use your male nostrils and their hidden patriarch powers to sniff the women from within their bathroom
sense them
lol what
...
Just go in and do it. Either you'll get caught or you won't.
Do everything, except enter boys bathroom and wait.
Go into the girls room. Bust your nut. Run out and right into the boys room. Anyone seeing you leave will think you accidentally went into the wrong room and won't question it
Newfag
how?
how to get suspended/possibly see jail time and become the laughing stock of the school 101
that is if you forgot your box of boy clothes
how do i fap in boys bathroom without getting heard?
Onani master kurosawa
Its a really edgy kinda manga
Sit on the toilet seat with the lid on, pretend you're using it. Then spread your thighs, unzip your fly, whip out your cock, and jerk off to fantasies of being dressed like a trap and being taken advantage of by other guys.
...
inb4 someone catches you films a video and you KYS
Onani Master Kurosawa, really good manga
OP, stop being retarded and find a unisex bathroom.
You can't get "caught" for anything this way.
Second option is to change your "gender identity" depending on your state
Simple as that
Fuck off and let anons on the god damn random board be fucking random without being thought policed.
Forget what the other anions said claim to be a transsexual and bring a purse. If they don't let you in make a huge scene end up on the news and get to meet Oprah.
awe snowflake do you need your safe space?
>literally leaving a pool of DNA evidence of what will be called a sex crime
let the retard be a retard then laugh when he gets caught
only 2 days aint shit. its gonna be a normal load
week at least
What - you think the cops will get DNA swabs of every male in the school for comparison? Sounds like a lawsuit for the ACLU.