Deutschland Bundesliga
20:30 Bayer Leverkusen - RB Leipzig -:-
Deutschland 2. Bundesliga
18:30 1. FC Nürnberg - Würzburger Kickers -:-
18:30 VfL Bochum - Eintracht Braunschweig -:-
18:30 Arminia Bielefeld - 1. FC Heidenheim 1846 -:-
Deutschland 3. Liga
19:00 Preußen Münster - Rot-Weiß Erfurt -:-
19:00 Fortuna Köln - FSV Zwickau -:-
19:00 VfR Aalen - VfL Osnabrück -:-
Leipzig will top the table today.
Denmark goes to a party and gets ridiculed for her outfit / behaviour edition.
Vodka Red Bull und am morgen danach ne Aspirin Edition
t. evonik employee
BÜROTECHNIK LEGALISIEREN
BAUVORSCHRIFTEN RESPEKTIEREN
>her
I will never understand how anyone can mix such a tasty stand-alone drink like Vodka with sugared shit like Red Bull or Cola.
>Dumbmark
Sorry, I accidentally just made another /bundes/
Was distracted because I've spent the day in /cric/
Same as with whiskey. It's the only viable use of the cheap-ass shit.
mfw I went I to Sup Forums a while ago
Supporting Leipzig today with my /bundes/ friends
The party is tomorrow
>next home game is in 2 weeks
and it's the second-to-last this year, too
time goes by quickly
>buying cheap-ass whiskey/vodka
>not drinking quality stuff for the taste first and the cheap shit when you're already drunk and everything tastes the same.
Breeeeehhhhh
>being a pleb who gets drunk from just a bottle of vodka
Curry pls go. Me and my Bundesbrüder will schluck you ab
hello i am here now
I was just saying that that is the only acceptable case where you may mix.
I don't drink vodka at all, and don't mix any of my beverages.
Oh. Great :rolleyes:
Hello friends.
It's been a long time since I was able to attend a /leipzig/ match in the /bundes/.
What's your predictions?
Mine is Leipzig wins today 2:0, and Buyern gets BTFOed tomorrow by Dortmund.
Hello.
On my way to Leverkusen now
are you /leipzig/?
>-404
lel
No
Bremen~
>Der Vorverkauf in Leipzig ist beendet. Über 1.100 RBL-Fans sicherten sich ihre Karten für die Partie! Im Gästebereich der BayArena ist allerdings noch Platz. Am Spieltag könnt ihr ab 18.30 Uhr bequem Karten an der Gästekässe erwerben.
welp
Is he our guy?
Retarded? Yes, fits the bill.
hey bros, what do the numbers next to football shoe mean? ex: Adidas 16.4 15.2 etc.
penis length
Hello.
On the way to Augsbundes now.
yes. this guy is truth. I always have always difficulties find a pair that fits me.
Da bulce gonna do it?
Crash bundes with no survivors?
I bet on:
Würzburg
,Braunschweig
, Bielefeld vs Heidenheim ´+2,5
and RB to win and +2,5
how fucked am I?
extremely
Lads, do you think Leipzig can do it against Bayer? 10 of my hard earned euro are on it
why?
BTSV is first, Würzburg is 4 over Nürnberg and they sucked recently and RB is better than Bayer
I don't think they will win, but the odds are pure value.
because you're a degenerate
you can't win
alright if you say so i guess it´s true, is my highest odds bet anyways though
Considering their current run they are at least equal to the customers. And I'm not even joking. So don't worry your eurobux will be safe.
hallo und guten morgen!
Moinsen
Guten Morgen, Kamerad! Wie geht's uns heute in der transatlantischen Provinz?
...
yes danke!
okay today we have quite an interesting match of ahead of us
lets get right down to it
will you be watching?
and who do you see as the Bernd Schneider of the respected teams?
Welcome back, /bundes/
>Bernd Schneider
Damn, reading his name gave me goose bumps. Dude, was really the most underrated player of all time.
Back when you could get him out of your hanuta package, those where the days
Hello. Please identify yourself. Are you webm britbro or the K E M M E waifufag?
Vidal is sooooo injured
>webm britbro or the K E M M E waifufag
neither of them still posts in /bundes/
Yes, I ate so much Duplo and Hanuta they almost granted me the honorary american citizenship back then.
I bet this stuff still lies in my mom's basement.
The former
I have a general question: You surely noticed that during the last few days some images got deleted by random. Anyone heard Sup Forums issuing an official statement on this?
>You surely noticed that during the last few days some images got deleted by random
i didn't
>Wodka
>bekömmlich
Bolschewisten an die Wand.
who /missingpog/ here
>being this brainwashed
I bet you enjoy a nice Bud Light™ instead?
But it really does. On /s/ there is a thread and the pic in OP was deleted for no reasons. Similar thing I noticed on Sup Forums, Sup Forums and Sup Forums.
Not so much on Sup Forums although I've seen it here too. It's strange because the OP pic never was deleted due to being unrelated.
But it's not limited to OP some of the reply pics are also deleted for no apparent reasons. Don't know about the one above. It could also been deleted by the user but I've never heard that OP deletes his own pic.
I miss Kyouko
Cognac medium-race
in addition
>it's a meme team of the season wins promotion episode
zzz
#straightindiemitte
>it's a meme team of the season wins relegation once again episode
>"Oh,you're user's friend....come in ;).He'll be home any minute.Why don't you tell me a little bit more about yourself :) :p "
Your response?
>I´m a vegan
you too
... that doesnt make any sense
Sure, why not.
>"I have my first date ever on sunday. Can you please give me some tips? What girls like and such?"
>I want to know how sex works
Brilliant
>tfw getting the sniffles
have you wiped your buttocks on the curtain again
Fine. I'm gonna be the one once again. Sauce?
seek help lad
lel, does anyone have that gif that explains the typical /gif/ user?
Would perfectly match this situation.
how would i buy a ticket to a Bundesliga match if i was in Germany? is there a website like stubhub where people sell their tickets?
dierotenbullen.com
you're welcome
does redbull have a real chance of winning the league?
Telekom are currently heavy favorites.
can braunschweig still win this?
ana tomašković
>using Sup Forums X
it will happen
Braunschweig didn't score yet
orly?
Got you fellow Sup Forumsack
u da bes
BRAUNSHIT
R
A
U
N
Boycum scored
fml
SPICY
Nürnberg shouldve scored just now.
Nürnberg scored
i am so goddamn fucked
>tfw 2nd league is more exciting than 1st league
weird time to be alive desu
meanwhile
Bielefeld DnB IN
Bochum DnB PUSH
Nürnberg Draw IN
Der Plastiker
Matchday! You fucking mods. Why are we on /autosage/ again? It's matchday!
>Hoffe
>RB
>Wolfsburg
>Lelkusen
Soon everyone will be "plastic". :)
had another bet pon nürnberg draw though so i should be good