Waifu thread

Waifu thread
Previous: The rules are very simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Discuss yours and other's choices
>Keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>Refrain from posting porn
>Most importantly: Insult Dio

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twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

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youtube.com/watch?v=zLnPd7lzT4g&spfreload=10

whoops

I'm tired

Claiming best girl

sorry was playing with konata :o

my controller RIP'd -_-

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RIP :(

hi

How long does it take for new issues to happen?

That's a cute Yui. How's it going?

PIANO HOLO!

Hello everyone
>juvia claimed
What were you guys playing?

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and that's a cute yuuki
good

Battleblock theater

fuck I need to sleep

Yeah, just noticed, but is it always the same time you need to wait? Is there a daily limit or something?

Taking Satania before anyone else does, also fuck Gab

Will you tell me a story first

賢狼ホロはいびきをかかぬ！
（O _O）/

Here's the sample of the piece I just started about 5 minutes ago.
I'm getting a good vibe out of it. Should I work on completing it? What's your opinions

CLAIM
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A
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M

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Ask me anything

I forgot to link
> vocaroo.com/i/s0O3H6aO7pK4

what does happiness feel like?
:o

suuuup Holo long time no see.

not just yet young'n

It feels good, when you have it

I'm not sure, I just had five issues pop up before and I haven't even been playing for 5 hours so it must change.

Nice, up to anything in particular?

Never played it. What do you do?
Where do you work?

For an oil company

fuck off retards

guacamole here

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Heh you've got some on your mouth. Let me get that for you

*goes in for a kiss*

"RREEEEEEEE, QUIT TALKING TO HIM HE DOESNT HAVE A CARTOON WIFE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
I'm assuming you're too old for this type of behavior.

not really, might go to bed soon.
finished rewatching sora no woto earlier if that counts.

well its a platformer with puzzles.

:<
NO

I've been meaning to finish that. Was it good?

:'(

What do you do there?
Guess i can't talk to someone from the outside
I see, i don't really step outside of my normal games.

ive been writing a short story, would anyone like to read a snippet?

yes pls

You're incapable of properly imitating me.

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I awaken from a terrible nightmare around 8pm, the usual hour in which my slumber comes to a halt, albeit somewhat earlier. I obviously have a productive time ahead of me, being up at this hour. I turn myself over and kiss my Waifu pillow, landing my lips on a spot deprived of my dried-up ejaculate. As per usual, I begin to whine and scream for my mother. I require a nurtrituous meal of Tyson brand frozen chicken nuggets and Mountain Dew, and based on the smell emanating from my size 42 adult diaper, I will also need a change. I use what little energy I have to push my buzz lightyear bedsheets off, and roll myself out of bed, crushing several piss bottles in the process. Luckily, I can kill two birds with one stone by taking my biweekly shower tonight, so I can wash off the piss and also gain 10 big boy points from mommy. I waddle over to the bulletin board, and a smirk begins to form on my face as I realize I have acquired 100 big boy points, enough for a new anime body pillow. I plop 320 pound ass on to my computer chair, causing the shit in my adult diaper to spill out on the basement floor beneath me. I brush the roaches off of my LED lit mechanical keyboard and load up Sup Forums. As soon as I load up the latest "waifu claiming thread", mother walks down to the basement
Part 1

>file name
>not damage control
>this butthurt for attention
>he actually saved an anime image
top kek

Damn it I got excited, now you need to write a short story.

How do I tie a noose?

>implying that you didn't write that months ago

its a good ending
I enjoyed the anime overall, I found it all to be a cool concept.

:<

nor do I really, I still need to play several of the games that I bought.

When's the next surprise drug test at your work place?

>when you fall for a trick: the aftermath

Why do you not like anime?

You should finish this one. It's really good.

Lmaoing @ ur autism kiddo
gb2 gayville ur dad's waiting

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Sorry. I guess that was inappropriate of me

I'll consider it. I'm not sure how good i am at writing a story. Haven't done it in... oh... 7 or 8 years, while i was in highschool/college, and i've never really tried when doing so.

>he actually replied

Let the gay flow thru you user

Wouldn't be much of a surprise would it?
I'm assuming most of you only like it because you did as children. I can't see a normal guy my age starting to watch that shit. So I guess the answer is that I just never got into it and now I can see how cringey it is. I grew up playing outside blowing up frogs with fireworks and shit as a little kid I was never into this shit

that was really nice!
what is the name of this doodle?
you should make it a bit longer and end it with the starting part

I never really buy new games so i really don't play anything other than what i own
Honestly I'm still on old gen

it's fine
I mean, I am not Yui either :o
anywho who are ya?

I watched the first few episodes but got distracted with other shows

>browse Sup Forums
>fucking weebs man
dude weed lmao

If this is gay then i don't want to be straight

>blowing up frogs with firecrackers

No comment

tbh I am too as far as console goes, but I've moved over pc almost entirely.

I did the same with SAO :/
i don't think i will ever finish

>being so butt-blasted that you refuse to click your alpha male bullie's post number

If you ever respond to me again, whether it be directly or indirectly, you're confirming to me and everyone else that you are a 400 pound man child who thinks he's married to an anime character

Only cringey anime is the kids shows though.
Jojo and Parasyte are objectively good.
I only watch anime in my free time, after uni and work and shit.
As long as they have a pussy it isn't gay
>tfw Sup Forums was made by a weeb based off a japanese image board to discuss evanglion and now is owned by the guy who made the Japanese image board
You can (not) be more autistic.

Ever lived in a town with 400 or less people? In rural Louisiana? As a little kid me and my cousins all stayed with our grandparents and that's the least of the shit we use to do for fun.

I'm sorry anime upsets your delicate sensibilities. I'm sure there's some 80 year old senile old man who's very upset that you're on the internet at work.

I'm sure you give about as much of a fuck about this hypothetical old man's opinion as we give about your opinion. See where i'm going with this?

You totally should though

Yeah no don't really bother with getting new games. Mostly cause I'm trying to save up to move out but I'm also still trying to get good at cod online. I'm alright.

b-b-but weebs man muh \B\ and totally not trying to damage control

you mean his papa?

>"we don't care about you or your opinion"
Half of you have pictures of me saved to your computers, and if y'all didn't care I don't think I would've caused such disarray in these threads before, if you say I haven't you're either lying to yourself or weren't around a few months ago. You guys literally ran to Sup Forums Bc of me.

I really don't want to what your definition of "fun" is. Murdering small animals is already red flag gish enough

*flaggish

Where did you grow up? You don't have to be specific. But I'm sure the difference in our environments have a lot to do with why you are so squeamish. In my old trailer park people would walk around with SKs and shoot any animal they saw, I seen older kids tie cats together and swing them around by the tail. Poverty stricken areas are way different than the bubbles you all grow up in

I am pretty drunk right now. What is everyone else doing?

lol get some edge weeb kek

going to sleep.

A SNEK

Not him but,
Wyh so buttmad?
Is it bcuz some12 posted you're laest favorite weabo thread?
Or is it bcuz ur autismal as fuck?
Ur kids 20 years from now will have cbd (cronic butthert disease)
but o wait u won't hav kidz bcuz u like ur dads weeiner so much

>not him
Immediately discarded, didn't even read the rest of your comment. You replied to me, and now you've confessed to everyone your true 400 pound identity.

>half of you
Most of those anons don't post anymore.

Alright, I'll make myself a note to finish it!

I ended abruptly simply because I had other ideas to put down before they slip off my mind. Also, since I said it was a sample you could assume it would probably be longer if complete. As for the ending, I'd rather play what comes to me naturally, doing otherwise wouldn't feel as deep as I mean it to be. most likely. I would be interesting in knowing what you liked about it though!

No name yet, but mood is bittersweet and nostalgic

Hi hi Yui! I've been on and off Sup Forums(mostly off) lately


Another fresh one

As She Whispered
vocaroo.com/i/s0PxtX3JNo1v

>cbd (cronic butthert disease)
fucking lost

Samevirgin

sup all
>Tanya claimed

>cbd
Rectal Ragnarok is real.

I'll state again that while i unfortunately missed the thread where people "ran away", it's completely irrelevant to the point.

You have once again totally dodged what i said by spewing some irrelevant point at me. Not to mention that in all likelihood, it's an untrue point. I'm not aware anybody here has pictures of you. Even if they do, i'm quite sure it's for their own amusement and nothing else.

Now to bring back up the point, why would we care about your opinion of us?
You're literally nobody to us. In fact, a random stranger's opinion would matter more. At least a random stranger hasn't openly displayed their incompetence, unintelligence, arrogance, and lack of empathy.

Stay up pls. I will make love 2 u

A drunk one!

I can't decide if I like this show or not

>oh shit I better damage control wish samefriend
KEK

>Koto Claimed

How we doin

I may someday, just my backlog is large atm
still need to finish ReZero too

ah. it's been a while since I have played cod.
I've been playing alot of Mount & Blade lately.

I like your doodle :)
you should make it a full song so I can here it on SC.