/cric/

Prostitute Fuckers on Loser watch edition

In big, relevant news:
South African Captain Faf Du Plessis has been charged with ball-tampering
>Aussies literally entering desperation phase, suicide can't be far off

Other shit going on:
India (455-10) vs England (103-5)
New Zealand (104-3) vs Pakistan (133-10)

Victoria XI vs Saffa's soon

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slidetemplate.net/resume-jarryd-strafford
youtube.com/watch?v=2IEhXqfXdPY
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

good thread

underwhelming

What do you think of my resume lads?

slidetemplate.net/resume-jarryd-strafford

Its ok, your thread is solid

why are the saffers so salty about the ball tampering? it was literally a south african who forced the investigation

How will the chef ever recover from this?

The interview today with Amla and the team behind him ""standing strong"" was cringe as fuck

If Straffo is retarded, you shouldn't be making fun of him. That is such a PPSB thing to do.

>stump wasn't even uprooted

he's already an ingrained part of Sup Forums

My assistant is literally a 1st year student who can't understand how Postman works, I wasn't taking any chances

So if two of the stumps have cameras in them can I watch stumpcam in 3d?

russia beating australia without steyn, AB or faf will be some humiliation

>tfw converting this dismissal ripped from lebbit to post here
>tfw chose the same timeframe

>that seam

what more do you want chutiye?

How much do you reckon he earns at energy Australia?

based straffo climbing the corporate ladder

Not enough to get his own place to live or his own car apparently

i mean i was ready to post it when you did, there is literally no need to be angry

enough to go to every bruce springsteen concert

I feel like that's not something you would want on the internet

he might get headhunted by Deloitte & Touche

Jesus Christ that is extremely unprofessional.

Is that the same resume that they make you do for Life Orientation or something that he has just kept on updating?

oh fugg i misunderstood your post. Sorry bhai

just letting you know im still here

reminder

youtube.com/watch?v=2IEhXqfXdPY

Think there will be a stream for the game between VictorianXI and Saffa's?

would you marry heather feather? i think she might be loaded

yeah if you make an account on cricket australia's site you can stream all first class games played here for free

RIP Phil Hughes

dunno if heather feather would marry me

doubtful tbqh

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havent washed my cumrags in months

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Ive been rubbing my cum into my chest lately. No mess

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I cum on my belly wipe it up with my undies and then have a shower

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I rub it in slowly for a bit and the access absorbs in the skin. Once i get the first load out, the subsequent second and third are easier to rub in. Less volume

does /cric/ have a discord?

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based Straffo on based Overseeing Rewards Programs watch.

fuck no

do any of you straffologists have straffo's "dat casual racism" post? I've been looking for it for a while

He's so desperate for attention from women it's pathetic

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just woke up

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I took some advice from before and watched Akira. Generous 6/10. It's no Aladdin, that's for sure.

Australians should be asleep

Just called Straffo lads ama

Thing of beauty.

Holy fuck, what is he doing?

Just imagine what Vapowave could've been if it wasn't made by amateur meme kids in their bedrooms?

I'm awake now lad it's ok

When does sheepfuckers vs goatfuckers kick off?

South African and poos are more fair weather than English

Poos get scared off by Sup Forums. They prefer normie sites

Reminder that this time last year, kuntykuck and ACBs were calling this Australian "batting" side as the best top 5 in the world and scoffing at my insistence that India were the best batting top 5. Are they ever right about anything?

General reminder that if you are a New Zealander you will forever be in Australia's shadow

General reminder that if you are South African you will forever be in Rhodesia's shadow

What's the highest score a kiwis made on debut? I'm going to assume about 70.

General reminder that if you are Western Australian you will forever be in Victoria's shadow

Has the Amir show, dare I say it, been renewed?

> 100 score and 16 years
> NZ is still picking Astles

There is literally nothing wrong with Australian batting

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Paki's WILL win lads. Cap this poost

This is the one that changed my opinion of him. From a pathetic loser to a massive prick on top of that. What a dickhead.

I respectfully disagree

There is literally nothing wrong with this message, except for maybe being a little terse.

Waiting for exam results is not a suitable excuse to miss work. Besides, don't results come out in the morning anyway? This guy's shift starts at noon.

Dave is starting off his working life on the wrong foot if he thinks you can skip work for shit like this.

>inb4 t. Straffo

t. mrs straffo

t. straffo's dad

fuck you straffo, this was top notch cuntery

I couldn't care less what your tripfaggotry arse thinks.

t. Straffo

If he is a casual worker then the worker has the right to say that he cannot work. Straffo is also demonstrating incredibly poor leadership skills, instead he could have perhaps said "Sorry Dave but it's a busy day tomorrow and we really need your help", or something along those lines. How you say something is nearly just as important as what you say.

>Straffo is also demonstrating incredibly poor leadership skills

this 2bh

ITT neets who have never had a job

Who's this straffo character? I'm new to this general

Burns out for 2


Starting to feel sorry for the chap, hasn't passed 7(SEVEN) in his last 6 innings.

are you lads puting your janny apps in?

My phone ain't compatible with that app my friend

1 for minus 46

>Prostitute Fuckers on Loser watch edition
explain

Kys
Akira is a masterpiece

He also said Australia (and not England) had the best chance of winning in India
He also said it was the start of a new golden generation

reminder he also posted this on instagram and bragged about how he's a "tough boss"

A guy from bigfooty everyone likes to laugh at

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Thoughts on daniel?

Surely he deserves an honorary spot in the faces of /cric/?

poopeelia on pooicide watch

He's /afl/s, sorry lad.

freshie

The ManWithNoName is a staple of both poomunities and has been for a year now

Why are Christchurch children constantly dabbing?