So I've decided to kill myself...

So I've decided to kill myself, but I don't want to wait around for too long and trying to order the "painless suicide" items will take far too long. Is there any other quick and painless way that I can die? Is there a way I can go into a shop with $50 and buy the stuff I can use to die?

Thanks in advance.

Jump of a bridge

Instead of killing yourself
How about we make something fun

I tried this before after I saw it on /r9k/ but I just ended up in hospital, it did some serious damage but not enough to kill me fam.

>So I've decided to kill myself,

stream?

I'm kind of poor man, if I had the money to stream it I would. It looks like jumping of a bridge may be my only option.

dont die

Slit your throat while doing it then

Fuck yea do it. I too am a depressed motherfucker and would love to have the sheer balls to go thru with it.

Stream it while doing

Made up my mind.

Nigga I said painless

It's going to be hard when I get to an overpass but I think this time I gotta do it.

Watch anime and see how you feel then.

Don't do it user, better things in life

If dubs op can't kill himself for a month.

rolling for this

If dubs, OP will pussy out at the last minute
Trips, he fucking dies

>leave car running in garage
>profit
do you have a garage and a car?

You got our number one loser killed, you bastard.

Why painless? Ur going to die anyway?

Why the fuck are you giving yourself a $50 budget to kill yourself? That's fucking stupid. Then on top of wanting to kill yourself.
You shoupd probably just kill yourself

Seek help dude. Its never worth it. Talk to your family and friends about it.