Why

why

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Because he enjoyed over a decade of fucking bimbos and he actually likes her for her personality.

she's a comedienne, she probably makes him laugh , arguably one of the better looking ffemales in comedy today

Captain Shabbos Goy!

She's a real spark plug

he's probably sick of fucking literal 10/10s

it's as if you faggots don't watch the kroll show.

why what?

I like jenny slate but pubLIZity is shit
probably because anything that trust fund baby kroll does is unfunny trash

She does ass to mouth, it's kind of her thing. She talks about it all the time.

why the fuck not

This. I tried watching Nick Kroll's stand up special and turned it off like 10 minutes in. It was terrible. I wish I had a billionaire father so I could be famous with no talent too.

What could have been...

I keep seeing you faggots bring this up. First off she's not an ugly girl, and second, she probably has a great personality.

Any guy who marries a woman for their looks is an idiot. Because once she hits 40, her looks are gonna start to go away, and if she doesn't have a good personality, then you're stuck with that nightmare for the rest of your life. Unless you wanna go through the hell that is divorce and have her take half your money.

the nose knows

he dun goofed desu

You think they fucked?

>Any guy who marries (...) is an idiot

imagine the genetically perfect children they would have had

she's probably crazy in the sheets man

Maybe

I don't even know how they could resist if not, it would be the most torturous sexual tension ever

>dating someone that got cut by a fucking sorcerer

i don't see the problem. she's really cute. why care about who someone dates...someone you'll likely never meet, and who never thinks about you for a second of their lives?

he's an idiot
wouldn't have lasted though
Atwell never had a relationship longer than 2 years

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I CAN'T LIVE VICARIOUSLY THROUGH HIM ANYMORE
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>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jenny_Slate
>Slate was born Jenny Sarah Slate on March 25, 1982, in Milton, Massachusetts,[1][2] to Ron Slate (born 1950),[3] a Massachusetts-based poet and author,[4][5] and Nancy (née Gilson), a ceramicist.[6] She is the middle child of three, with two sisters named Abigail and Stacey.[7] She was raised in a Jewish family
>She was raised in a Jewish family

he could've chosen a hotter jewess like Lizzy

I like to believe that's just because she hasn't met me yet... please don't tell me otherwise

Na, I ruined other men for her, sorry

>Be Chad
>Spend your entire career fucking Stacys
>Settle down with an jew

Tale as old as time

jews are hot tho

Are... are you pic related...?

yeah, me on the left

Well played, I can only imagine what kind of sexual favours you got in exchange for carrying her bags around, too bad she'll be moving on to me now

>tfw you have a girl with a great personality but she's fat
>tfw you want nothing more than to pump skinny brunettes with your cum

only the euro ones. sephardic and middle eastern jews are uggo.

this

>Tale as old as time

best disney song

That explains it, they're both Massachusetts kids.

>She has the "body" to fuck with Evans, she dated with that guy.

so JUSTED

Do you see where you are? This is ALL Sup Forums thinks about.

At least norm made her feel uncomfortable before Evans married her. I don't know why, but it's a good thing.

youtube.com/watch?v=A848xpsDJbw

He's gay and she's his beard

incase they get stuck on a deserted island he can use her nose as a fishhook.

he's gay you morons

He ended up with a poo in loo? wtf

He got sick of whores using him to get publicity or after his money.

Jenny just likes him and isn't trying to use him to further her career.

I love Jenny Slate. she is fuckin adorable and funny as hell. Chris has 10/10 taste in women.

>tfw based Norm BTFO this girl and Kassem G as they shilled for YouTube

I dunno anons. I think shes kinda QT.

Really makes you DESU

>All the stars are here!

she was cute. that other dude was annoying. Norm wearing sweatpants was fuckin funny

she is legit ugly. it's gross how she talks about farts all the time. and i'm sad to say it ruined the mcu for me. i no longer respect captain america.

Did Norm really blow her out. I thought he was just blowing out the event in general.

In general yeah he was. Felt a like he blew her out a little at 3:30 though

youtube.com/watch?v=A848xpsDJbw

also
>that 1000 mile stare at 8:45

Probably this

>dating a stoner jew
good luck with that