Weird shit you do that you think no one else does

Weird shit you do that you think no one else does.
>lay down sleep in the shower
>have a shirt I cum in all the time right by my bed

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year old paperboy
>>Always wear helmet
>>Diaper
>>Wears for three days
>>Plays baseball against 12 year olds
>>Still loses
>>Never talked to a girl

Sound like a real benchwarmer.

>lay down sleep in the shower
I fall asleep in the bathtub several nights a week. I would lay down in the shower but the hot water runs out too fast. A hot bath stays hot much longer.

i do both of those

>the ol cum shirt
nice
i did that for about a year but i use toilet paper now

purposefully get boners and walk around so that people look at my boner bulge

My fucking man

Every time I jack off I cover my dick hole right before I cum and then ninja squabble to cum inside the toilet.
Also I use masturbation as positive reinforcement to take showers and use acne lotion.

Anyone else either of these two?

>Check'd

i piss in the sink while getting ready

I'm a grown-ass man and unapologetically pick my nose. I don't like shit in my nose, ok?

OP here I also piss in the woman's bathroom at work except I don't use the toilet I piss in the sink

instead of using chapstick i chew the dry part of my lip off

sniif my hand after touching balls

everyone picks their nose, thats not special

nioce

i do this every time

everytime

I shift my jaw from side to side when I drive. Clench for sidewalk and relax for driveways

Still imagine sonic running along side the car when going fast enough

Cum in toilet fag here, same

I'm a grown man, shit in my nose pisses me off. but I still eat it like I did as a kid...

I had a girlfriend that used to pick her nose and wipe it on the side of my car seat. Eating it's way cleaner than any of that shit.

wash my hands before pissing so I dont get germs on my dick

post pics of shirt

Hey, Christian.

everyone does that.

Im literally doing this right now.

lol real?

when my gf falls asleep I will go over pull down my pants and fart right above her face. She jumps every time and fucking hates it usually leaves after

I have tons of extra workout shorts and shirts that make excellent cum catchers. The fabric is better than lube. Plus you can wash it and wear it if need be

liar, has no GF

Rip out my ass pubes

So every time you shower you let yourself fap

Right here, buddy

when i rub my eyes i cant resist turning my eyelids inside out

What a bad mkthercujer

But I eat it

It's more of, if I fap I have to take a shower after or otherwise I'll go weeks without taking one. It's the only way I take showers often enough to not Smell like shit.

I chew on the neck of my shirt, so all my shirts are extremely wrinkled and lose around the neck. I guess that's weird for a 30 year old to do

Niggggggg

I'm an ass grown man, shit in my nose pisses me off. but I still pick my ass unapologetically, pick my nose, then pick the shit out of my nose and eat it. Like I did as a kid...

I had an uncle that used to pick his ass, pick his nose and wipe it on the side of my face. Eating the shit is way cleaner than any of that shit.

Switch sleeves each night kek

when fapping I rub my cock over my basketball shorts/boxers and just come in my boxers. I do shower and change them every day but not right after I cum and usually cum in them a few times a day

Did that in high school but have gotten better about it.

Do you suck the saliva out and swallow it too even though the first mouthful tastes like copper?

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I smell my own farts when I'm sitting down.

Tastes good

I fantasize about men using my daughter. I take and share creepshots and get increasingly riskier and riskier. I even gave a guy her kik, literally at their mercy.

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Not that guy but I do, I'm pretty bad for doing it to the bed covers too.

sleeping in the fucking shower is the best don't get to do it much any more but it's sweet to just kick back and let the hot water and steam relax ya. Bonus points I like to leave the lights off too so like gf will walk in with it totally dark shower runnin me sleepin my ass off.

I never go into my kitchen.
>been months since I've stepped foot in there.
>back when I went in there I bought a watermelon and never finished it
>half a watermelon is in my refrigerator
>been in there for nearly half a year
>no smell so I don't worry about it
I am slightly concerned there is some sort of living being in my refrigerator and if I ever open it I am going to die.

Unless you're giving the kik, go away

Post her kik

>Bite ears of my cat
>Jerking off with normal porn and eyaculate watching a no-porn picture, just watching into his eyes.

I fap exclusively to creampie compilation videos -- specifically, compilation videos showing one cock after another pumping loads into pussies, preferably with as little other stuff as possible. Don't care about the foreplay, don't care about the fucking, don't care about seeing jizz drip out of the pussy. Just the throbbing dicks as they squirt cum loads into pussies. I've tried many other kinds of porn in the past but none of them turn me on like these.

When I get nervous, I breathe the beat of a song out if my nose

ayy me too

Agree. I also do this whenever I have the time.

Haha that's funny, I use to do that except I'd cup the fart in my hand first

I get where you're coming from but my kryptonite is when a girl forces a man to cum inside by wrapping their legs around him and squirming on that dick then letting it drip a little or before pushing it deeper in.

I randomly(not so random in my head tho) nlurt out stuff when I feel anxious emotionally like playing a game and losing or find something funny. Am I crazy?

Masturbateing on the toilet while taking a shit and cumming under a rum to hide all the cum stans on the floor from other members of the family

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Sounds like you have a tic or torrettes

I used to sleep in the shower at my parents place because it was massive. my showers to small to do it comfortably but i do just sit in the bottom sometimes. very relaxing.

Dude that cumming thing is fucked up. Get a few kleenexs and blow it on those. You shouldn't be holding your cum in your dick. Are you fucking retarded?

Just me or is masturbating better when you got a log built up inside

yeah man... i do that too
im crazy... on 5 different meds to stop the voices

why shouldn't u

piss in 2l platic coke or pepsi bottles then store them away for a year. put them in the trash and watch garbage men crush it in there truck puking there brains out from tha smell lmof every time i do this.

Everytime I take a shit, i get into the shower and dig and clean my butthole out with my finger.

I like to smell my own dick.

I mean it doesn't hurt anything. Just seems like less cleanup to me.

Pick the crust from my eyes and actually enjoy it
Hold shit in for as long as possible to solidify it, less wiping
Sniff after cutting nails

I do this too. I want a clean dick when I beat off or fuck my girl later.

everyone likes their own brand of stank

I come to Sup Forums to feel better about my life

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Retrograde ejaculation

Dude you guys are retarded. Just cum straight into the trash can if you have one in your room.

Idk user i just feel like hitting two birds with a single stone cause i can take a bump and beat my meat

>>lay down sleep in the shower
I do this too. It's really comfy to me.

I blow into my underwear an throw that shit in the dirty clothes an get a new pair.

You ejaculate to expel the cum from your penis. It's meant to leave your urethra and be cleared out by the propulsion and also urine.

I'm assuming you are a low functioning individual right now.

Yup but something i just keep it on cause im too lazy to change

Why? I just don't see it to be feasible. If you have your own room and a trash can, cum right into it like a boss. Wipe penis head and repeat 2 hours later.

I shit right before jumping in the shower to save toilet paper and just spray my ass in the shower

I go outside to piss. Have been for nearly 4 years now. I usually piss on this small garden I've got growing in my yard and it helps the plants grow really well actually. If I have to use the restroom to piss, I always choose the sink over the toilet. I don't know how this habit started but it has raised many questions among my friends.

I mean it's not like I keep it in there a long time, dick is still hard by the time I'm in the restroom

The best part of jerking off is the orgasm. I'm not going to waste it by trying to angle my dick down to aim in a garbage can. Holy fuck kill your self

Omg same

You're a fucken retard. The trash can has a bigger opening ya dumb goof.

i like to watch anime
god help me

You probably should browse to C:\Users\Administrator\Desktop\wbsite.txt to fap to local sluts nudes.

I like to be nude around other guys, and vice versa, them being nude around me, happens pretty often. the more awkward it is for the other guys, the better. showering together is the funnest. no homo buttsecks or anything like that though.

You are super weird. It sounds like you are jerking off out of habit and not even for enjoyment.

I eat all the red skittles first, then purple, followed by yellow, and then mix the green and orange. Fuck skittles they all should be red -)