Super powers dumbed down part 2

>super powers dumbed down part 2
come up with a super power and anons come up with a drawn back

>the ability to take control of someone else's body

But the controls are inverted.

The ability to spook everyone, and not get complaints about not issuing a spook warning.

The person becomes a vegetable

You are included in everyone

hold the door

I'm ok with spooking myself.

Ability to change the channel with my mind

This has potential

The ability to pop, lock, AND drop it.

You can only do one of three 3 every day

Its never the channel you wanted

Only during sexual intercourse

When you do It, you die in 10 second

You have old school antenna tv, with only 12 channels that work 4 out of 7 days a week

>difference between "AND" and "OR"

I can fly.

The ability to say "that isn't a downside" to any downside, and have it be so

You can still do all three things just not in sequence.

the ability to make someone forget anything that happened to them in the last hour ifyouknowwhatimean

Only while swimming

>"and" does not necessarily imply the ability to do all three in succession, simply the ability to do all three

Only backwards relative to the direction you eyes are looking.

OP is straight.

When you do It, you die in 10 second

Only in a downward direction with no breaks

They automatically sue you for rape and win, regardless of what actually happened

You can only do it for the powers of people that you dislike, and nobody believes you when you say that you did it.

When you do It, you die in 10 second

You don't get a superpower

Fuck

you can only do it while looking up

that isn't a downside

Fuck

The ability to not die in 10 second

There's a chance that they not only don't forget what happened, but they think it was worse than it really was and everybody believes them

the ability to control earth's rotation

When you do it, you die in 5 second

You die in 5

You die in 9 seconds instead

You die in 9 seconds

not needing to sleep

no need to sleep when you dead
you'll die in 10

When you do It, you die in 10 second

When you use it you shit your pants uncontrollably

As stated in the last thread
>you are unaware that you do not need to sleep, so you sleep anyways to avoid the effects of sleep deprivation

Your control is imprecise and there's a significant chance that you will inadvertently cause an apocalypse/severe climate change every time you use your power

Always tired, but can never sleep

You can only make it spin the speed and direction its currently going. It saps all your strength to do so

rock hard erections at will

But you die a very painful death in 11 seconds

Unable to make them go away at will

the aaaability to dieeee in 10 seconds

Can't ejaculate

When you do it, you die in 10 second

They are the size of a mechanical pencil lead

Can only do so when being watched by other men

The ability to stop and start time at will

You die at 9 seconds

You start and stop with it

You age 10000x faster when time is stopped

When you do It, you die in 10 second

You automatically reanimate after 10 more seconds, and can never completely die

Your erection only goes away in 5 hours

Your not immune to time stops

#rekt

Is this immortality?

You would need to be awake all the time to trigger the power again in 10 second and nothing says that you are immune to the powers of sleep deprivation

So no

No, this is

The ability to control electricity

>it must always pass through your heart - 99% chance of fatality

You are not immune to the effects of electricity

>no, this is Patrick

Must be done with physical contact

I'll take that risk

the ability to learn any skill within 3 minutes spam
music sports art handwork any shit you want

Holy shit

>forget the skill after 2 minutes

The ability to fuck anybody

You learn them but well enough for anybody to think that you're good at them.

>you said learn, not master

You only know it in your mind and cannot physically express your ability

They're always gay

unable to discern whether or not they have STDs

accompanied by asexual desire, you can fuck anybody, but you sure as hell don't want to

but not well enough*

But none of the disire to fuck anyone

The ability to be fluent in all languages

The ability to make any girl instantly fall in love with you, regardless of your looks.

Nobody wants to talk to you

you have a hair lip

They become psychotic if they think you're cheating on them

you suddenly learn your gay

All languages that don't involve speech.

The inability to physically communicate or hear

They all want to wait until marriage to do ANYTHING

damn nice one

The ability to raise people and objects core temperature well beyond their limits

Become immune to all STD's

Whatever you do to anything else you also do to yourself.

Completely lose your sex drive